Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[WARF]

Originally posted by Cult of Roth
WARF asks, and he shall receive (forgive the rust):

<-- Gives Gary Cherone Voodoo Doll a new lease on life.

"You're free, GCVD. Go do...whatever the fuck voodoo dolls do. Get out of here before I change my mind!"

Gary Cherone Voodoo Doll then proceeded to go to the nearest adult toy factory, jumped into the molding of a dildo as it was being filled with boiling hot silicone, and got himself shipped to Lance Bass's house...

***

I guess the little guy is just a glutton for punishment...

Hehe, I'm sorry I'm not around more (or at all), but lately I've just had the attention span of a 5 year old when it comes to the internet, I can't stick anywhere for too long. I do miss this place though, lot of damn good people here!

LOL
There's the original voodoo doll...
Damn...

[POJO_Risin]

janEVH...

did she have a Halenmobile or some shit like that?

someone has to remember...what the fuck she called that thing...

[diamondsgirl]

It was called the Halenmobile, she mentioned it at the links and I thought it sounded cool. did she ever post a pic?

[POJO_Risin]

Yes...she actually did...but I think it's long gone...

[Vinnie Velvet]

Ahh..good 'ol JaneVH.

She was so sexy.

And lemmie tell ya, it takes a hell of a lot of sexiness to translate on to a message board! :D

I remember her VERY hot girl-girl story.........oh yeah.

[houseofpain]

and damn did she have some stories...

[POJO_Risin]

yo hop...wasn't it you and RBW with the flaming tables back in the day...

lmfao...funny shit...

That original crew...pav, bs1, hain, myself, you and your bro...rbw...va...jetm...vinniev...theloonman...sla wt...

funny shit...

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...

how about this from a blast from the past...

the original shit is gone...

but...

From December of 2000...somewhere over the rainbow...

Ford:

Well fuck it. I'm here!

Sorry I've been away from the Army, but my piece of shit computer won't load the page for some reason. Anyway, I need to vent for a second....

The situation at the PD is BULLSHIT

There are rabid SHEEP launching thread after thread of attacks against David Lee Roth, the real Van HALEN and all true VH fans, and the moderators, despite rhetoric to the contrary, do little to stop this shit.

More problematic is the way they seem to be treating us.

Some fucking sheep bashes Roth, I defend him. I'm bashing.

Some fucking sheep calls me "a homosexual who wants to suck Roth's dick" and I defend myself, I'm bashing.

I say one word about Sammy Hagar CHEESE BALLADS, I'm bashing.

THIS IS BULLSHIT!! I know Michelle reads this board. Probably the other PD mods do too.

I never have started a personal attack against anybody. That board, this one, my own place or anywhere else. But when Phil5150 or RC5150 or Prettywoman5150 or any goddamn fucking Dave Hating sheep with a 5150 in their name starts shit with me, I am going to finish it. Try paying a little more attention to what these fools are doing and a little less to blaming EUAS/DLR Army/Mafia for anything that's fucked up in the world.

Michael Jackson - Fucking liar. Mark my words. Don't criticize me for exposing this pigfucker, because I'll remember this when you all look stupid for believing him.

Alex6261- This guy is so fucked in the head that he makes George Bush Jr seem like Einstein in comparison.

Anyway, fuck it. FORD's drunk, he's tired, I'm fuckin outa here for the night!

[POJO_Risin]

My reply...

Christ FORD, anyone who doubts your word isn't a fucking Van Halen fan.

But of course, this was just a pop-in from a couple of original EUASers lettin you know we're still around fuckin' with y'all.

Who was it that fateful night? Ahhh yes. It was hain, brownsound, pavinc and myself. Sure FORD, you and the ICON should be included into that group. Your status as a Van Halen fan is unquestioned. Like I said, anyone who does can blow it out their ass.

Keep up the defense FORD my man...it's what this group was founded on. You carry that fucking tradition better than anyone I know.

Shit, someone might see the footsteps...

[POJO_Risin]

hop, downinflames...even seen in some support...

then...

janevh

HHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! I just stopped by to say HO HO HO!!! Hope all is well with the Halenheads! The Halenmobile is still cruisin' and I now have my Halen tree up in it! Please stay as cool as you all are and don't forget to spice up YOUR holidays with some regularkickasschillupyourspine, VAN FUCKIN HALENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
janevh
always a pleasure to stop by!

[POJO_Risin]

Me...

Ahh, the Vinman...you would have been an original member had you not been on a sabbatical at the time.

And we can't forget that Italian from Chicago...

What the fuck was his name?

Black, White and Red?

[POJO_Risin]

Icon...

Just when I thought Original EUAS with the secret formula was back in production....

FORD, I'm with you on the Pleasure Dome situation, I haven't seen such rampant flocks of sheep since the old WB days, only it's worse at PD because you actually have shepherds (er, moderators) that encourage that sort of thing.

Problem is they aren't doing the band any favors come the announcement, because then they'll be taking their orders in part from DLR as lead singer, not DLR as solo artist.

Personal attacks are standard operating procedure for the sheep who can't argue their case in a cogent and logical manner. But then again, if they were anywhere near cogent and logical, they wouldn't be arguing for Sammy or Gary in the first place.

And as for the moderators over there, so long as you know how to cut-n-paste the standard "Personal attacks will not be tolerated" line of b.s., you can sign up for shepherding duties.

Pete's Wicked Ale all around for the entire crew, and a Guiness for FORD..

Pete's Wicked Ale...

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...

one of the funnier posts in the thread...

I think what we need is an EUAS website run by someone who is kind of obnoxious and has nothing to do with EUAS - I'll volunteer for that

I envision the front page to have a picture of POJO with the names Pojorisin', Hain23x and Brownsound1 flashing up in order. This should guarantee a lot of hits just from people checking whether Pavinc's name has been added to the splash screen yet.

The main content should be really bland of course. A minimum amount of current news would be ideal and in fact the whole thing should be set up so it's hard to know what EUAS actually was and whether they even existed in the first place.

We could have a 'this day in history' section - including stuff like: Brownsound edited a post at DLRarmy, Hain made a video, Pojo brushed his teeth and things like that. Any reference to Pavinc should be vague at best.

Periodically we should tease people with the promise of updating the news page. Then we can add the latest version of the Ludwig Report - telling us about the latest cds in Pojo's collection.

I suspect at that point rumours will start flying of a reunion of the original EUAS. People with names like Jermaine and Glenn Frey will start posting outlandish claims of announcement dates, thread titles and personal appearances at the Pleasure Dome. Probably members of UFF will claim that they have acquired rights to the EUAS name too.

To counter this we should add a UBB board at the website called The Flock. We'll need some reliable moderators of course - I suggest Watthi (though he'll also be banned from posting), Madden and Humber. I'll do my bit by
saying 'no news is good news' as often as possible. Maybe Pojo's cat could send me a picture and start posting too. He'll be the voice of reason and a true insider to keep us all reassured that the EUAS reunion will happen.

After that we'll just have to be patient and see what happens........


Jonman

"I'm very sober and very, very bored" Vyvyan from The Young Ones.

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...

can't believe I had that saved...

[houseofpain]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
yo hop...wasn't it you and RBW with the flaming tables back in the day...

lmfao...funny shit...

That original crew...pav, bs1, hain, myself, you and your bro...rbw...va...jetm...vinniev...theloonman...sla wt...

funny shit...

Me and redblk&wht with the flaming tables!

We were known as our Damage Inc. with our alter egos of Destruction and Mayhem!

Them were the days!