Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[FORD]

When did Bleater start writing for Metal Spooge?

[houseofpain]

I don't know where Brownie is. I'll have to hit him with a facebook post here shortly or something. I gotta go make a wal-mart run...daddy duty calls...huhhuh huhhuh, I said DUTY!

[Sensible Shoes]

That sounds about right... we weren't very original. Except Brownsound1. Fantastic name. Where is Brownie?

At DDLR, he was "bownsound". Von said when he signed up he left the r out and they just kept it that way cause it was funny.

[Unchainme]

The metal sludge tool said "openly gay original frontman, David Lee Roth". Chair shots are headed the direction of metal sludge!

Dave fucked his sister and his girlfriend.

explains the bitterness.

lesson learned..don't squirt water at the fucking toastmaster general

[houseofpain]

nice to see you FORD

[Sensible Shoes]

I'd SO sue that guy.

[kwame k]

The metal sludge tool said "openly gay original frontman, David Lee Roth". Chair shots are headed the direction of metal sludge!

Fuck that motherfucking asshole........I will be spamming that son of a fucking bitch cocksucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FORD]

nice to see you FORD

right back atcha!

[redblkwht]

I'm not....

There was something special about those 25 or so people, we were the trailblazers....

Just my .02, but IMO you don't mess with that mystique.....

While I do agree here, why don't you guys get the diamond mafia rolling again?
That could be a good thing too

[Va Beach VH Fan]

My problem with closing EUAS membership is this question? "Why should just the first 25 people from 1999/2000 be honored.

We got alot of fans who are worthy of EUAS, and shouldn't be neglected simply because of registry date.

We need fresh air.... we need change... new tour... new album... new EUAS members.... IMO...

Because there needs to be a tag reserved for The Originals....

Like RBW said, let them revive the Diamond Mafia or let them create a new one...

EUAS does NOT need fresh air, EUAS does NOT need change.....

[Unchainme]

Because there needs to be a tag reserved for The Originals....

Like RBW said, let them revive the Diamond Mafia or let them create a new one...

EUAS does NOT need fresh air, EUAS does NOT need change.....

I hope I'm not out of place here (as I'm definintly NOT EUAS but dig the guys who are)..but..you guys could always look at it like a fraternity?

[redfire]

I'd SO sue that guy.

After fucking his mom, and his sister... metal sludge huh? I didn't know they still had a website. I bet they have a shit ton of ads up because they need the cash to keep their piece of shit website barely functioning. Thanks for being relevant metal sludge... oh wait, it's not 1999 anymore. #epicfail

[houseofpain]

Maybe Dave really did fuck his mom, and he's his daddy. And he most definitely fucked his sister. So the dude obviously has a complex about this now. Was metal sludge the website that published the list of the size of the rock star?

[Sensible Shoes]

Maybe Dave really did fuck his mom, and he's his daddy. And he most definitely fucked his sister. So the dude obviously has a complex about this now. Was metal sludge the website that published the list of the size of the rock star?

Jesus, the way this is worded, it looks like Dave fucked his own mom, Sybil, and is his own daddy. And then fucked Lisa or Allison.

Sorry, I'm drunk.

[DlocRoth]

WooHoo!