Ralph Saenz: If You're Gonna Do A VAN HALEN Reunion, You Can't Have Your Son Playing

[DONNIEP]

I wonder if they put him through RNR Boot Camp: groupies, drugs and booze 101.

Maybe if it was 30 years ago.

[doobiewah]

dave might now he has gone full slap head , wolfie is splitting pussy all day all night. He shags them on a bed of oakland hd footage tapes. He lights his bifta's with rare and unreleased tapes just for the fun of it.

He probably goes "hey, can I play Eruption with my tongue in your ass?"

[doobiewah]

Maybe if it was 30 years ago.

They probably dropped him off at Miley's place. Hope he fucked her good.

[DONNIEP]

They probably dropped him off at Miley's place. Hope he fucked her good.

Ah, that probably wouldn't qualify as "RNR Boot Camp". But it would be more of a start than having him show up and have piped in vocals.

[vandeleur]

Ah, that probably wouldn't qualify as "RNR Boot Camp". But it would be more of a start than having him show up and have piped in vocals.

Hey if paul stanley can mime so can wolfo, at least paul stanleys band has hair :D

[doobiewah]

By hair, you mean wigs! At least Gene's got one, the most horrible hairpiece ever conceived.

[doobiewah]

Ah, that probably wouldn't qualify as "RNR Boot Camp". But it would be more of a start than having him show up and have piped in vocals.

The "fucking" part of the RNR Boot Camp, at least.

[BumBahDeeDah]

WHO CARES?! And correct me if I'm wrong but I never heard Al or Ed or Dave call this current Van Halen a "reunion".

[DONNIEP]

Hey if paul stanley can mime so can wolfo, at least paul stanleys band has hair :D

Paul does have nice hair. Probably the best money can buy. And there ain't no shame in that.

[doobiewah]

Paul does have nice hair. Probably the best money can buy. And there ain't no shame in that.

Gene, on the other hand, has the worst wig ever. HE looks like my fucking aunt!

[vandeleur]

Paul does have nice hair. Probably the best money can buy. And there ain't no shame in that.

His chest merkin

[BiG_Troubles]

michael-starr-if-youre-gonna-do-a-van-halen-reunion-you-cant-have-your-son-playing-bass

was it ever billed as a reunion tour? pretty sure Dave & co. billed themselves as a new band. people need to let the whole Mikey thing go. Nothing wrong wif Wolfie

[doobiewah]

was it ever billed as a reunion tour? pretty sure Dave & co. billed themselves as a new band. people need to let the whole Mikey thing go. Nothing wrong wif Wolfie

Wolfie's cool.

[ELVIS]

people need to let the whole Mikey thing go.

Why ??

[BiG_Troubles]

because VH evolved and their fans have not. kind of embarrassing no? Mike has moved on. it would be the equivalent of having Ben Stillar's job in those stupid Focker movies... what was that job again? :D jk settle yourself