= VH= on Ellen 4/2/15

[IceCreamBlondie]

Guys leave the kid be...it's because of him that we got the reunion in the first place and a decent album a few yrs later
I for one thank him

Damn right, Moose!

[philouze]

Agreed! In 2007, Dave was MAGIC!

And Ed was not. Give me 2007 Dave with 2012 Ed, and I'd be fine.

[IceCreamBlondie]

And Ed was not. Give me 2007 Dave with 2012 Ed, and I'd be fine.

Philouze, I couldn't have said it better myself.

Well, let's hope we get 2007 Dave and 2012 Ed for the 2015 Tour.

[philouze]

Oh, Ed is doing just great, ICB.. It's Dave I'm worried about.. But hey, what do I know, he seems to be just fine in the eyes of lots of fans, so..

[Nitro Express]

Oh, Ed is doing just great, ICB.. It's Dave I'm worried about.. But hey, what do I know, he seems to be just fine in the eyes of lots of fans, so..

It's about filling seats and there is an asshole for every seat.

[Nitro Express]

The idea that some people are blessed with a fast metabolism and others are not is complete horse shit, and anyone who used "I've got a slow metabolism" as a reason for being overweight is just giving excuses. You have a metabolic rate that you can increase or reduce according to your diet and activity levels. Plenty of protein, iron and vitamins as well as staying well hydrated all contribute to a quicker metabolism. Aerobic exercise will provide a boost, as will any kind of weight training. There are forms of exercise that in fact cause a spike in your metabolism so you burn through fat a lot quicker than usual (High intensity interval training for example). Skipping meals, poor diet and drinking are all things that will decrease your metabolism

Clearly Wolf has either a poor diet or does very little exercise.

I've never been overweight because I have always thought it important to have a healthy body. The idea of when you are in good shape it being easy to stay in shape is also crap. I'm in good shape, and I'm in good shape because I bust my ass 5 days a week working out and I eat healthily.

Preach it! Say it babyeee! Owwww!

[Nitro Express]

Cocaine: It does a body good!

I just love the taste of diesel oil in the morning!

[philouze]

It's about filling seats and there is an asshole for every seat.

Higgins, man of wisdom.

[Nitro Express]

I'm 5' 8" and not gonna tell you my weight :D which is nowhere close to 280 but WG is way bigger than me. Look at his arms and fingers. Fortunately a beer gut doesn't do that to my arms and hands.

I could get Wolfgang in shape in six months. It's cutting the carbs. It's cutting the fat. It's having three good meals a day and snacking on all the fruits and vegetables you want especially the kind that fill you up. Get him going with some easy swimming in the pool and some treadmill. Then we will go for some light kettle bell work. Once he's got some fat burned off we will get into some more intense weight training and some more intense swimming techniques. Might play some basketball. Burns calories like crazy and gives your body an all around good workout. If a person is really overweight the best thing you can do is get them working out in a pool. Fat people are buoyant and it won't hammer their joints and you can burn a lot of calories in a pool the water has a massaging effect and they get some all around muscle work and cardiovascular work.

[philouze]

Man, I didn't understand a single thing you just said. Too exacerbated for me.

[Nitro Express]

Wolfie is going to read this thread and want revenge. He might chug a bottle of castor oil before the show and eat the whole catering table. Then while out on stage he will think of eating cow flops and greasy, grimy, gopher guts and puck it all over the tits of the girls in the front row.

[Nitro Express]

Man, I didn't understand a single thing you just said. Too exacerbated for me.

Ok. I will make it simple. Grab a chainsaw and chase Wolfie with it. That will run the calories off his fat ass. No don't cut anything off. That would be cheating.

[Dave's Bitch]

I could get Wolfgang in shape in six months. It's cutting the carbs. It's cutting the fat. It's having three good meals a day and snacking on all the fruits and vegetables you want especially the kind that fill you up. Get him going with some easy swimming in the pool and some treadmill. Then we will go for some light kettle bell work. Once he's got some fat burned off we will get into some more intense weight training and some more intense swimming techniques. Might play some basketball. Burns calories like crazy and gives your body an all around good workout. If a person is really overweight the best thing you can do is get them working out in a pool. Fat people are buoyant and it won't hammer their joints and you can burn a lot of calories in a pool the water has a massaging effect and they get some all around muscle work and cardiovascular work.

You know the real kicker?, at Wolfs size he would probably drop around 8 lbs in the first week or two through water retention and him being a big guy. The guy has no excuse. Hell, he could help the roadies set up or something. Lugging those big ass amps around would be a nice bit of resistance training.

[Seshmeister]

I could get Wolfgang in shape in six months. It's cutting the carbs. It's cutting the fat. It's having three good meals a day and snacking on all the fruits and vegetables you want especially the kind that fill you up. Get him going with some easy swimming in the pool and some treadmill. Then we will go for some light kettle bell work. Once he's got some fat burned off we will get into some more intense weight training and some more intense swimming techniques. Might play some basketball. Burns calories like crazy and gives your body an all around good workout. If a person is really overweight the best thing you can do is get them working out in a pool. Fat people are buoyant and it won't hammer their joints and you can burn a lot of calories in a pool the water has a massaging effect and they get some all around muscle work and cardiovascular work.

I'm picturing this as a bromantic montage in soft focus and slow motion...

[Seshmeister]

Hell, he could help the roadies set up or something. Lugging those big ass amps around would be a nice bit of resistance training.

Tour insurers wouldn't allow that.