Fabs Review~ Vegas 8/6/04

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Keeyth
no problem... ...but you should know I'm always on your side, babe! :bottle:

[Mezro]

Van Halen..no no no, Van HAGAR
8/6/2004
Las Vegas NV
Mandalay Boring Ass Band Center

Shitlist:

Jump - gotta Jump for your check Sam. You've got to open with a David Lee Roth era song Jabba! How's that for karma.

Runaround - real VH fans have been getting this for almost 20 years.

Humans Being - a Van Hagar audience: humanity is implied and humiliation is apparent.

MA Bass Solo - I love Michael Anthony's new solo CD Assh**e.
What a great cover of Firestarter.

Somebody Get Me A Doctor - Fuck, I'd need a doctor to check that my mild duds are still swinging free if I actually paid to see Van Hagar.

Poundcake - what Sam pounds backstage during Al's solo along with 3 Costco pizzas, an institutional drum of Slim Jims and Michael Anthony's chub cock.

It’s About Time - yeah, it's about time that DAVID LEE ROTH returned and saved this fucking abortion!

AVH Drum Solo - I'm Mr. Spock and it is time for the Pon Far ceremony to begin. Watch as my roast beef ass mind melds with this drum stick.

Top Of The World - come over here young one and sit on top of Uncle Sam's festering world.

Unchained - Sing it Sam "I cannot get there from here baby, without a Rascal mobility scooter."

Why Can’t This Be Love - Sam and Michael: a beautiful domestic partnership hindered by parts not developed enough to fit

SH Solo Eagles Fly/ Hallelujah - Hallelujah!...I can finally piss and get a $12 pretzel. Hey, is that Val singing backup with Sam?

Seventh Seal - Picking at his rear molar with a toothpick Michael thinks "shit, I shouldn't have ate that seventh grilled seal over at Circus Circus."

BOBW - I'll take "What is a typical night for Sam Hagar with Ed Van Halen and Mona in His Bed?" for $500 Alex.

EVH Guitar Solo w/ Wolfie - Note to Eddie: pulling out really isn't that hard.

Dreams - keep dreaming that you are relevant Sam. Close your eyes and imagine all those people screaming for Dave are really chanting your name.

Aint Talkin Bout Love - Van Hagar 2004 North American Tour: Aint Talkin Bout Ticket Sales...Are Talkin Bout Half Filled Shows, Food Vouchers and a Frantic Clear Channel.

Right Now - a shift at Wahoo's Fish Taco is open for Sam.

Encore 1 (who the fuck wants more of this shit)

You Really Got Me - how Mikey has a regular bowel movement without Sam stimulating his anal fissure. I am the Fissure King, I can clamp down on anything!

Panama - Alex likes to reach down between Ed's legs and peel the beef sheath back. Hey, tastes like one note, drunken crab!

Encore 2 (feed ya some poo)

When It’s Love - you don't have 2 divided camps come together as a band and fool the fans. When it's love? More like when do we cash the check?

Mezro...4 grown men + 1 diluted band = a train wreck that will give you Bob Crane neck...

[moose]

This has got to be the best review this crapfest has recieved so far.
van gaygar should be proud of their astonishing accomplishments with the integrity of the music and their showmanship.
Way to go Mez.

[MAX]

Yet again, The Mez rules the house!!!!! Kickass post my partner in crime!!!!

SIZZZLIN" TO THA TOP!!!!!!!!!

[MAX]

Re: Fabs Review~ Vegas 8/6/04

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I didn’t feel the MAGIC I used to feel when I saw Van Halen…

How many people napped during the concert? What a boring sounding show..... Ehhh..... You stated previously in this thread that you've never seen VH with Dave. So, technically you've NEVER seen Van Halen live. :p Well, I was fortunate enough to have seen them in my lifetime and believe me, this show sounds nothing like THE MIGHTY VAN HALEN that I witnessed.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by MAX
Yet again, The Mez rules the house!!!!! Kickass post my partner in crime!!!!

SIZZZLIN" TO THA TOP!!!!!!!!!

What Max said.
Napalm in the evening bro.....un-fucking-believable.

[MAX]

Originally posted by rustoffa
What Max said.
Napalm in the evening bro.....un-fucking-believable.

With a molotov cocktail chaser my bro!

LLLLLLLLLLiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight up the sky

The Main Muthafukkas are rulin' da house in Main!!!!

Nice quote. I haven't seen that flick in ages.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Mez! I can't wait to see what you do with part two! KUDOS!

[pete]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Ed's finished IMO... I hate saying that. But I saw it with my own eyes...

WOW!

Anybody who know this VH fan can attest, "that's a stong statement."

[pete]

Originally posted by Mezro
pete:everything this bitch says!!!!

You one bad mutha...... (all the cullud girls go):shit yo mouth!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by pete
WOW!

Anybody who know this VH fan can attest, "that's a stong statement."

Tell us more bro!

[J.T.ROCKS]

I'm moving this one to the hitchworld.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by J.T.ROCKS
I'm moving this one to the hitchworld.

You can't move you bowels without help

cockdrip

[GAR]

Originally posted by Lou
That is one fucking horrible setlist. I'd be pulling my hair out if I had to endure that.

NO
FUCKING
SHIT

I would hate the band after seeing them back Sammy Hagar as crowd barker.

No foul vegetables strong enough to effervesce my turniptude over this tour.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by pete
WOW!

Anybody who know this VH fan can attest, "that's a stong statement."

True PD...
Hmmmmm...??? seeing it all quoted up like that... It does seem kind of STRONG... Let's just hope I'm wrong and that this is just some new faze Eddie is going through!