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Sam the Scab gets up late for workOriginally posted by MAX
Mezro wears his Sunday best
Max is tired he needs a rest
The sheep are spitting up downstairs
Stoffa's shearing a fucking sheep
PA Rental's got a date to keep
He can't hang around
Mother Anthony has to iron his shirt; it takes lots of work to hide all that pork
Then he pops Ed's balls into his mouth.
The only way he can keep his job with the tour headed south
Back to Cabo soon to feast on shredded beef and pubic hair salad
In lots of ways Sam's head is a shaggy phallus
Mezro...one step beyond...Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!Comment
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Originally posted by lms2
Glad to hear your second night was better.
I didn't care much for Ed laying down on stage playing either. Is he trying edge away from the guitar god image? Bad idea, but his way of saying its not what I do, its who I am. ?
I will look forward to your next review.
=gayOriginally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker fliesComment
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Originally posted by Mezro
Sam the Scab gets up late for work
Mother Anthony has to iron his shirt; it takes lots of work to hide all that pork
Then he pops Ed's balls into his mouth.
The only way he can keep his job with the tour headed south
Back to Cabo soon to feast on shredded beef and pubic hair salad
In lots of ways Sam's head is a shaggy phallus
Mezro...one step beyond...
MEZZZZZZZ...................
My Main Brutha!!!!! That shit izzz sizzzlinly stelllaaaa!!!!!! Bro, I was laughing so hard. I'm going to have to get very creative with the bridge to keep up with tha Mez.
ONE STEP BEYOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!Comment
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=agreedOriginally posted by Golden AWe
=gayEAT US AND SMILE!!!!Comment
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Show me YOURS!Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Oh and show me your tits!
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Whatever. I just don't think it was a good Van Hagar setlist, whatever that would be.Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
It was a great set list! (for us Sheep anyway)"If anyone came here hoping to hear Sammy Hagar Van Halen, there's the fucking door, man!" Ralph Saenz, Atomic Punks
"Carpe Mammarium"Comment
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Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Back off poodle!
O.K. Chiuhauha, but to you that's still BIG DAWG!!
Knowing and believing are two very different things.
It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.Comment
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C'mon Fab, show me AND gwapo your tits!!Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Show me YOURS!
Knowing and believing are two very different things.
It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.Comment
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mezro
[B] Van Halen..no no no, Van HAGAR
8/6/2004
Las Vegas NV
Mandalay Boring Ass Band Center
EVH Guitar Solo w/ Wolfie - Note to Eddie: pulling out really isn't that hard.
LMFAO! Classic bro!Comment
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