Where will Eddie Van Halen be in the next 5 years?

[Matt White]

In 5 years EVH will be playing Bavarian Cheese Whistle for 2 CRACKWHORES in the Cass Coridor in DETROIT.

[tjvhou812]

in five years

eddie is still

the king

like it or not

[DLRdelight!]

Right on!!!!

[rockvanhalen66]

king evh always had it always will............

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
king evh always had it always will............

I thought that was Rob Van Dam?

[rockvanhalen66]

Originally posted by rustoffa
I thought that was Rob Van Dam?

nope it just evh dude..

[rustoffa]

Well, the whole thing about finality cuntfused me.....explain for the youniverse?

[rockvanhalen66]

rustoffa be honest who is better then ed?????

[rustoffa]

It's not about ed right now...fingerfucking fretboards is yesterdays news....tell me about that fucking flusho.

You tell me right now.....spill the beans motherflusher. Hybrid bass have been spawning and you smell like a doorbell.

[rockvanhalen66]

Originally posted by rustoffa
It's not about ed right now...fingerfucking fretboards is yesterdays news....tell me about that fucking flusho.

You tell me right now.....spill the beans motherflusher. Hybrid bass have been spawning and you smell like a doorbell.

oh thats right. get the fuck back to the bathrooms and clean the mother fuckers up. go find your mop goat.....

[rustoffa]

You a tad confused?

It get's lowbrow in here Forrest....you like sump pumps.

Drain the fucking basement.....wring the fucking water out.

Tell me what I said.

Tell me.

[rockvanhalen66]

Originally posted by rustoffa
You a tad confused?

It get's lowbrow in here Forrest....you like sump pumps.

Drain the fucking basement.....wring the fucking water out.

Tell me what I said.

Tell me.

tell me what i said tell me what i said ..are you afraid your gonna get a bitch slap.

[rustoffa]

Can't you feel the fear?

Bitch slap me Forrest!

Druuuuh......I'm a sayin' you tell me Forrest!

You're like the fucking whistle dogs hear.

I can't hear you Forrest!

Sing! Sing!

[MAX]

Here's an honest answer..............................

[Bill Lumbergh]

I would love it if Ed ditched his brother and made a record with Dave(ala Page-Plant). It would be interesting to see if Dave could inspire Ed yet again. Oh yeah...............FUCK AL and the bass player. VH is dead.