Where will Eddie Van Halen be in the next 5 years?

[MAX]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
your the one who fucks with shit goat. lets see can"T find the corner in the round room.. still trying to piss like a man . and lives in a tin shit house ... good for you mr bill...

Grammar 101:

"your" Negative, you dumbass it's YOU'RE as in YOU ARE!!!! Moron.

"lets see can"T" No idea regarding this outside of the fact that maybe you just had your hooves sharpened?

Fuck it and I give up! *Throwing papers and arms up in the air*

Please tell me that you are not both this stupid and illiterate? Please????

If you are under the age of seven then all is understandable. Otherwise, I beg of you to please finish third grade before you continue attempting to post?

[thefive]

Then Steve and Eddie kiss at the end of Erruption.

[thefive]

Its a french kiss not just a peck on the lips.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Hey Max my six year old would have trouble understanding this fuck stick. Let me guess rock "shut the fuckk upp bill go find the corner in the round room weers little dikk rikk" Of course his punctuation and spelling wouldnt be that good.

[MAX]

Word Bill! My son is almost six and could bury this guy in a spelling bee or a grammar tadpole as well. lol.

[thefive]

Then they get married.

[thefive]

On stage at the last show.

[Bill Lumbergh]

I think rocks brain is overloading right now.......could it be? An original thought has found it's way into his pea brain? Nah, he's probably trying to figure out how the toilet works. He'll be back in about an hour.

[rockvanhalen66]

Originally posted by MAX
Grammar 101:

"your" Negative, you dumbass it's YOU'RE as in YOU ARE!!!! Moron.

"lets see can"T" No idea regarding this outside of the fact that maybe you just had your hooves sharpened?

Fuck it and I give up! *Throwing papers and arms up in the air*

Please tell me that you are not both this stupid and illiterate? Please????

If you are under the age of seven then all is understandable. Otherwise, I beg of you to please finish third grade before you continue attempting to post?

hey max maybe i don"t type so well but at least i know not to let dudes stick cocks up my ass... hey wich one of you is the boss?? well you sound like you have some sugar in that tank. hey does he kick you"re fucking ass when you get in late??? two mods two homos. wow king kong ain"t got nothing on you....

[thefive]

Who should be the best man?

[rockvanhalen66]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I think i got cocks on my brain it is overloading right now.......could it be? An original thought? Nah, im probably gonna try to figure out how the toilet works. i'll be back in about an hour.

you do that..

[rockvanhalen66]

Originally posted by thefive
Who should be the best man?

bill lumbergh ...

[MAX]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
hey max maybe i don"t type so well but at least i know not to let dudes stick cocks up my ass... hey wich one of you is the boss?? well you sound like you have some sugar in that tank. hey does he kick you"re fucking ass when you get in late??? two mods two homos. wow king kong ain"t got nothing on you....

Wow!!!! Not only are you an illiterate retard but you also seem to be an expert on faggotty sexual positions? I hate to get your brand new panties in a bundle but normally I would tell you to quit while you are behind! However, now I'm thinking you would not only enjoy such an insult but actually LOOK FORWARD TO IT!!!!!

Go tiptoe through the tulips on someone else's watch ya Nancyboy fruitcake!!!

[EDDIEVRULZ]

ya, van halen is dead, but you all want an original VH line-up. lol. whatever. most of you all put eddie down, but what none of you realize is that without eddie, there would be no dave. i love dave to death, but if he and the BROTHERS never hooked up, we would all be posting on a different board. i want an original line-up as much as anyone, but i'm not going to put down two (fuck, all four) people that made rock n roll history. who cares if eddie is an alcoholic. have any of you ever dealt with an alcoholic? i mean lived with one or knew one? its a fucking disease. some people can deal with it and others cant. but dont act like eddie was never drunk during the good years. he was probably more fucked up then than he is now. either way, you can say what you want about me, tell me to lick someones dick, whatever some of you like to say, but im just saying that if dave and the band were back together, most of you would be singing a different tune. and i not posting here again, because i realy dont dig the negativity. and thats not a cop-out, i just really dont care. i cant dig the vibe from 95% of the members. this is my first and last post. thanks for letting me speak my mind.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
in five years

eddie is still

the king

like it or not

THE king of BEERS maybe....GUITAR? NO WAY!!!
He gave up the title YEARS AGO. ASK him. He has said MANY times that with Van Hagar he "stopped being a "GUITAR" Hero" and gave up the "GUNSLINGER ATTITUDE".
So cheerlead all you want. EVH threw in the towel YEARS AGO, by his own addmission. WAS he the best? No question. IS HE THE BEST? AT WHAT? Poundin' back the alcohol? Very possibly!!!!


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