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In case any newbies haven't seen this, it's from Page 13 of the SHEEP PEN. It's a compilation of some of FAB's best work at the Links. A lot of my good friends were driven away from that site because she loved to attack Dave and Dave fans in general. A few good people were banned because FAB got their blood boiling and they went nuts. Thanks for that FAB. Now, let's read some of FAB's Greatest Hits...as posted in the past issue of the SHEEP PEN...
Here's one:
"I do support Ed 100% and I'm sorry if some of my post about Dave are unpleasant but I dont really consider myself a Roth fan... I am A VH fan... I love classic VH but as Ed has said himself "The DLR of the 80's is not the same as the DLR of today" So, that said, is it ok for me to keep ragging on him, since I'm not claiming to be a fan and stuff?"
Or when janthraxx posted about dreaming about a Roth concert but being disturbed that in his dream everyone at the concert was doing the chicken dance, you posted:
"Why would this be so weird at a Roth concert?"
How could you say that about a Roth concert?? And how could you say you're not a Dave fan and agree with Ed's comments about him from 1996? And you admit that you keep ragging on him. I mean, this is the David Lee Roth Army!!!
Somebody last year posted a rumor that Roth was going to have a radio show. You posted:
"I'd probably NEED the beers to sit through a full show of Daveisms..."
Or last year you agreed with a comparison of Dave to Rock Hudson, concerning the insinuation that Dave is gay. Someone suggested that Dave is like Rock Hudson, and you said:
"You took those two word right out of my mouth SDD!"
So, now you think Dave is gay?? Well, you had this to say (adding some rumor to the queer conversation mix):
"Oh yeah... well I know a guy who had several *AHEM* encounters of the close kind with Dave when he was in Argenitalia and he was smoking hot but as queer as a 2 dollar bill..."
Uh huh. Of course, FAB finally admitted last month that she completely made this us. LOL.
You also said, "Men are from venus, Dave is from Mars."
Or when someone asked if Dave should have his own talk show, you said (being the big Dave fan that you are):
"Absolutly NOT! Unless of course there are no guests because it'd get really old watching a show where Dave constantly out talks and interrupts them. I can't see Dave in that role because with him, it'a All Dave all the time... I doubt he'd be interested in sharing the spotlight... Without guests, the show would last 3.75 mins because after that he be back to using old material..."
Or when someone asked about Dave vs. Sammy in a fight, you said:
"Sammy may be short but havent you ever heard about how short guys are pistols when it comes to punching... Little F%$Kers can kick butt! Dave has to turn everything into comedy... maybe that's why in REAL life he's pretty much a loner. But then again, who needs friends..."
You also were quick to bitch about Dave concerning his release last year, and related it to his lack of talent compared to Sammy:
"Doing originals is alot more noble and requires alot more talent than doing copies. Dave is out to make a quick buck...He always liked doing covers because 1/2 of the work was already done..."
Or:
"Just my opinion but Dave's been doing the same exact show for years now. I wouldn't pay a nickle to see him."
Someone states that VH had their fair share of empty seats with VH III, and you jumped in with:
"AS has Dave ever since leaving VH!"
Or how about this:
"I dont think we will EVER see EVH and DLR on the same stage ever again. I really don't think that even the RRHOF will be reason enough for Ed to ever stand by Dave again. If I were Ed I wouldn't give DLR the time of day. The way that Dave goes out and continues to talk smack about Eddie after everything that he's been going through is not the way that people should treat people. I dont believe in kicking people when they are down and I especially don' like the way that Dave has been making a living by riding on the coat tails of the original VH yet continues to slam the people who help made all of it possible..."
Or:
"We all know Dave was always into easy money while Ed was more of an earner."
Or go to the Army's main page, read what the statement is, and then this statement of yours:
"Thing about Sammy is that when he is talking badly about someone he just being blantantly honest. He isnt trying to degrade or humiliate them. He makes it perfectly clear that he's simply speaking his opinion from his experiences dealing with that individual. Dave on the other hand gets down and dirty, takes cheap shots and throws in cowardly digs at peoples personal problems. I'd really love to see Sammy and the VH brothers work it out and make some music together. I think there is a chance of that happening. As for DLR, other than his renditions of the old VH songs played with a different band, I think he's finished with VH for good and I'm not sad about it anymore."
Now I know this seems mean, people. But I am a giant David Lee Roth fan. The man is an idol of mine. And I think the Sheep Pen is the place where sheep are kept. But more than anything, I'm proud of this Army. And I'd prefer it if people stick with who they are. And I think it's good to remember that integrity is most important in this world. So let's close with this one:
"In a nutshell
Sammy can still sing, Dave cant
Sammy makes his own music, Dave does covers
Sammy looks his age, Dave looks 105
Sammy puts on a show, Dave just wants to get it over with and get paid...
Ever hear the same joke twice? Dave is that joke..."
I hope you enjoyed some of FAB's greatest hits. Seshmeister also had a good collection. Of course, FAB will chime in with (that was the past...I love Dave now). Well, she suddenly claimed to love Dave when she couldn't get her way back into the Links because Brett was sick of her shit (and being threatened with a lawsuit). One of his mods was tired of being threatened with violence from a "family biker gang". So FAB came here and suddenly Dave was God. And she started attacking people right away and lying about EVERYTHING.
Now Sarge likes her and the mods made this happen behind his back?
Oh FAB, will you ever learn?
Here's one:
"I do support Ed 100% and I'm sorry if some of my post about Dave are unpleasant but I dont really consider myself a Roth fan... I am A VH fan... I love classic VH but as Ed has said himself "The DLR of the 80's is not the same as the DLR of today" So, that said, is it ok for me to keep ragging on him, since I'm not claiming to be a fan and stuff?"
Or when janthraxx posted about dreaming about a Roth concert but being disturbed that in his dream everyone at the concert was doing the chicken dance, you posted:
"Why would this be so weird at a Roth concert?"
How could you say that about a Roth concert?? And how could you say you're not a Dave fan and agree with Ed's comments about him from 1996? And you admit that you keep ragging on him. I mean, this is the David Lee Roth Army!!!
Somebody last year posted a rumor that Roth was going to have a radio show. You posted:
"I'd probably NEED the beers to sit through a full show of Daveisms..."
Or last year you agreed with a comparison of Dave to Rock Hudson, concerning the insinuation that Dave is gay. Someone suggested that Dave is like Rock Hudson, and you said:
"You took those two word right out of my mouth SDD!"
So, now you think Dave is gay?? Well, you had this to say (adding some rumor to the queer conversation mix):
"Oh yeah... well I know a guy who had several *AHEM* encounters of the close kind with Dave when he was in Argenitalia and he was smoking hot but as queer as a 2 dollar bill..."
Uh huh. Of course, FAB finally admitted last month that she completely made this us. LOL.
You also said, "Men are from venus, Dave is from Mars."
Or when someone asked if Dave should have his own talk show, you said (being the big Dave fan that you are):
"Absolutly NOT! Unless of course there are no guests because it'd get really old watching a show where Dave constantly out talks and interrupts them. I can't see Dave in that role because with him, it'a All Dave all the time... I doubt he'd be interested in sharing the spotlight... Without guests, the show would last 3.75 mins because after that he be back to using old material..."
Or when someone asked about Dave vs. Sammy in a fight, you said:
"Sammy may be short but havent you ever heard about how short guys are pistols when it comes to punching... Little F%$Kers can kick butt! Dave has to turn everything into comedy... maybe that's why in REAL life he's pretty much a loner. But then again, who needs friends..."
You also were quick to bitch about Dave concerning his release last year, and related it to his lack of talent compared to Sammy:
"Doing originals is alot more noble and requires alot more talent than doing copies. Dave is out to make a quick buck...He always liked doing covers because 1/2 of the work was already done..."
Or:
"Just my opinion but Dave's been doing the same exact show for years now. I wouldn't pay a nickle to see him."
Someone states that VH had their fair share of empty seats with VH III, and you jumped in with:
"AS has Dave ever since leaving VH!"
Or how about this:
"I dont think we will EVER see EVH and DLR on the same stage ever again. I really don't think that even the RRHOF will be reason enough for Ed to ever stand by Dave again. If I were Ed I wouldn't give DLR the time of day. The way that Dave goes out and continues to talk smack about Eddie after everything that he's been going through is not the way that people should treat people. I dont believe in kicking people when they are down and I especially don' like the way that Dave has been making a living by riding on the coat tails of the original VH yet continues to slam the people who help made all of it possible..."
Or:
"We all know Dave was always into easy money while Ed was more of an earner."
Or go to the Army's main page, read what the statement is, and then this statement of yours:
"Thing about Sammy is that when he is talking badly about someone he just being blantantly honest. He isnt trying to degrade or humiliate them. He makes it perfectly clear that he's simply speaking his opinion from his experiences dealing with that individual. Dave on the other hand gets down and dirty, takes cheap shots and throws in cowardly digs at peoples personal problems. I'd really love to see Sammy and the VH brothers work it out and make some music together. I think there is a chance of that happening. As for DLR, other than his renditions of the old VH songs played with a different band, I think he's finished with VH for good and I'm not sad about it anymore."
Now I know this seems mean, people. But I am a giant David Lee Roth fan. The man is an idol of mine. And I think the Sheep Pen is the place where sheep are kept. But more than anything, I'm proud of this Army. And I'd prefer it if people stick with who they are. And I think it's good to remember that integrity is most important in this world. So let's close with this one:
"In a nutshell
Sammy can still sing, Dave cant
Sammy makes his own music, Dave does covers
Sammy looks his age, Dave looks 105
Sammy puts on a show, Dave just wants to get it over with and get paid...
Ever hear the same joke twice? Dave is that joke..."
I hope you enjoyed some of FAB's greatest hits. Seshmeister also had a good collection. Of course, FAB will chime in with (that was the past...I love Dave now). Well, she suddenly claimed to love Dave when she couldn't get her way back into the Links because Brett was sick of her shit (and being threatened with a lawsuit). One of his mods was tired of being threatened with violence from a "family biker gang". So FAB came here and suddenly Dave was God. And she started attacking people right away and lying about EVERYTHING.
Now Sarge likes her and the mods made this happen behind his back?
Oh FAB, will you ever learn?
Just ask OLO how funny he thought that it was? That one was over the top. Even you should be deeply ashamed for that one. However, you absolutely refuse to repent or apologize. That was both sick and wrong.
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