Pictures from the VH tour at RedRocker.Com

[John Holmes]

Fat Spammy sings...



This is the kind of chicks Spammy gets. Obese and ugly as him.



"Oh, come on! Did these idiots really pay 80$ for this shit?"



"Hey! Who took a dump on stage? That's my fucking speciality and show highlight!"



Gotta have a panoramic screen to show his ass...



"Look guys, Spammy, that ole rectal ranger, widened my butthole this big!"



"I won my bout with cancer. I came back as a living dead"



"Don't cry, Wolfie...You'll have a cheeseburger once cleared Phat Camp"



"Pfffff...Fucking Slim Fast! Another chocolate bar and I'll shit my pants!"



"Tough, Eddie, isn't it? I just got a bucket of Viagra."



What a fucking tool.

[TLR]

Worthless as a popcorn fart...

[WARF]

They should be playin' gigs at McDonalds...

The kids will think he's ronald....

[freak]

It's like the fucking Wizard Of Oz with a tab of acid for a chaser.

Well, you got a midget and a scarecrow anyway. No idea how the chubby fucker in the thrift store wardrobe fits into it all, though.

You know what's fucking sad?

Hardly anyone under 30 knows that what we're looking at used to be the best damned band on Earth.

[Loons The Great]

Law'd Have Mercy!!

Wella wella wella...what's with that stupid fuckin' kettle in the background? And Sambo with the pink shirt, do-rag, and those two blonde beasts...All Hell No Nah...

[WARF]

When are they gonna add, "Margaritaville" to the setlist??

[freak]

Originally posted by WARF
When are they gonna add, "Margaritaville" to the setlist??

Man, don't be dissing Buffet like that. At least he gives his fans what they want.

Even Pat Boone has more street cred than those clowns do.

[ELVIS]

Wolfie: It's ok dad

Edward: I can't live without Dave! I need Dave!

Wolfie:Well, call him

Edward: I can't! He hates me! waaaaaaa

[Bill Lumbergh]

Wow those were some hotties. After seeing that hot tail I'm kicking myself for never joining a band! Well ,I guess it's just you and me tonight Megan..........

[ELVIS]

Look! It's Fuglyass and Wolfgirl!

[WARF]

Originally posted by freak
Man, don't be dissing Buffet like that. At least he gives his fans what they want.

Even Pat Boone has more street cred than those clowns do.

Did you ever get his, "In A metal mood" cd??

Classic!!!

Great job with Panama.... laughed my ass off!!!

[WARF]

Here's a sample of PANAMA and some others...

http://www.towerrecords.com/product.aspx?pfid=1181172

Does anyone have the whole mp3???

I need a laugh!

[Panamark]

Van Hagar chicks !!

I bet the guys cant wait to get backstage

[JCOOK]

If Dave saw this I wonder if he would laugh his ass off or be pissed?

[Figs]

Originally posted by WARF
Here's a sample of PANAMA and some others...

http://www.towerrecords.com/product.aspx?pfid=1181172

Does anyone have the whole mp3???

I need a laugh!

That can't be real!! LOL!