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[Matt White]

Originally posted by JCOOK
Whats' that hanging out of his mouth?

One of TWO things:
1.) His LIFESUPPORT TUBE!
2.) His SUPER-ENERGY SMOKE!!!


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by JCOOK
Whats' that hanging out of his mouth?

Cigarette...His tongue cancer felt alone, and wants some lung cancer's company.

[lms2]

I thought you would say its sammys cock.

Its short, thin, and Ed's the only one who will put it in his mouth.

[freak]

Originally posted by lms2
I thought you would say its sammys cock.

Its short, thin, and Ed's the only one who will put it in his mouth.

It's too large for that.

[lms2]

lol. I wouldn't know. I was just guessing.

[freak]

Originally posted by lms2
lol. I wouldn't know. I was just guessing.

My theory tends to place Hagar more on the vaginal side of the fence.

There is an alarming testosterone deficit going on there. When he sings about women, it sounds fake. He only sounds earnest in those sappy-ass ballads.

He sounds earnest when sining about aliens too, but, I don't wanna go there.

All the blustering and bragging could definitely be compensation for a short-changing by mother nature.

[lms2]

I wouldn't insult vaginas like that if I were you. You might never see another if you don't treat them with respect.

[freak]

Originally posted by lms2
I wouldn't insult vaginas like that if I were you. You might never see another if you don't treat them with respect.

That might not be so bad.
They only get me into trouble

I tried writing them off completely.

I lasted for three years until this gal who was totally above my league latched onto me and started whittling away my armor.

We're married now.

Such is life.

[lms2]

Congratulations. I think.

[freak]

Originally posted by lms2
Congratulations. I think.

Yeah... It's a tough call, isn't it

Back to the subject at hand.

Sammy Hagar is a testosterone-free joke.

He has the gravitas of Pee Wee Herman.

Nuff said.

[lms2]

Okay, Sammy only wishes he had a vagina. Or knew someone with a vagina. Or knew someone who could remember what a vagina felt like. Hey, I know. CALL DAVE.

[scorpioboy33]

fuckin great guitar though

[freak]

Originally posted by scorpioboy33
fuckin great guitar though

I almost picked up one of those acryllic things a few years ago.

They do look pretty cool.

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by freak
Sammy Hagar is a testosterone-free joke.

He has the gravitas of Pee Wee Herman.

Nuff said.

Hey!

Paul Reuben's gonna kick yer ass for talkin' such smack...

[freak]

Originally posted by RogueHorseman
Hey!

Paul Reuben's gonna kick yer ass for talkin' such smack...

Now there's a fall from grace that makes Van Halen's look tame :D.

PS: Never watch that show high.