Pictures from the VH tour at RedRocker.Com

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

How long ago did Ed die? Do you think he smells yet?

[lms2]

Eddies not dead, he just needs an emt.

[freak]

Originally posted by lms2
Eddies not dead, he just needs an emt.

Hmmmm. I hear tell there's a good one in New York.

Someone ought to tell him to check that out.

[lms2]

I have, Freak I have. Its not my fault no one listens to the voice of reason.

CALL DAVE!

[Matt White]

Everytime I see pics from this FUNERAL MARCH of a tour I laugh my ASS off!!!! PATHETIC!!!
Just when you thought they couldn't LOOK any worse.....WOW!!!!


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!

[degüello]

That Pat Boone album is just FUCKED... holy shit.

I remember when it came out, I saw him do Smoke on the Water on a talk show... just completely fucked.

Definitely worth a laugh or two. :D

[degüello]

"From the man who sanitized Fats Domino and Little Richard for your listening pleasure, here's a little not-so-heavy metal. Really. On IN A METAL MOOD, Pat Boone covers devil's-rock hits by Metallica, Guns N' Roses, Judas Priest and more. More Barney Bigard and Benny Goodman than Beavis & Butthead, Boone gives this material the big-band treatment.

Some of the cover-ees even drop in to help reconstruct their pasts. Ritchie Blackmore of Deep Purple plays guitar on a bossa nova version of 'Smoke On The Water'--really--while Ronnie James Dio can be heard singing backup on a rendition of his own 'Holy Diver' that wouldn't be out of place on a '60s Sinatra album. After 'fastening his seatbelt' on a salsa-like 'Panama' (originally by Van Halen), Boone ends things with a swinging 'Stairway To Heaven.' Really." - towerrecords.com

[John Holmes]

More shit



Awww...I am hurting so deep inside... I ran out of burrito's...



More Hagar chicks...Yep, the one on the left is actually an Hagarita who forgot to shave.



"Look! It's Sammy Hagar!!!" "Let's beat the shit out of him!"



Another Hagarita run short of Slim Fast bars...



"To my...beloved fan...Mandingo... With love... Sammy".



Fattie Van Halen. Twice his father's size and not even half as talented as his old man.

[FORD]

Originally posted by degüello
That Pat Boone album is just FUCKED... holy shit.

I remember when it came out, I saw him do Smoke on the Water on a talk show... just completely fucked.

Definitely worth a laugh or two. :D

Yet as awful as it is, it's still better than VDIII or the new Van Hagar songs.

[Lou]

These pictures make me sad. Bringing out Wolfie in my opinion is like making this into some circus sideshow.

Who the fuck really wants to see that...not me.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Lou
These pictures make me sad. Bringing out Wolfie in my opinion is like making this into some circus sideshow.

Who the fuck really wants to see that...not me.

Come On LOU!!! What 13 year old boy DOESN'T want to hang with his 50 year old DRUNKEN DAD, His 50+ year old CUNT of an Uncle, the Spamster, and that Fat bloated sak of SHIT MIKEY? That sounds like every boys DREAM summer!!!! Hope EVH is saving for therapy RIGHT NOW for the WOLF. SAD.


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[ssomesweetsugar]

waaaaaaa

Originally posted by ELVIS


Wolfie: It's ok dad

Edward: I can't live without Dave! I need Dave!

Wolfie:Well, call him

Edward: I can't! He hates me!

Hahah..thats soooo funny

~S

[tjvhou812]

does it seem cold in here to you

[Don Corleone]

Okay dad, now this is how you play Unchained

[Fabulous Shadow]

What are you guys gonna do when those same guys are backing up Dave in a few years?