Why can't we like both eras?

[JCOOK]

When will you people get it? If you want to listen to roy and the bunholeritas knock yourself out. BUT IT AINT' VAN HALEN WITHOUT DAVID LEE FUCKING ROTH! NEVER HAS BEEN NEVER WILL BE! GET IT?


DAVE OR THE GRAVE!

[HELLVIS]

.....Oh, did I forget to say ....

I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them Spam I am
Their albums are like septic tanks
so full of shit and piss so rank
I would not listen near or far
Their music is for faggot bars!
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them Spam I am!