Drunken Ed On Flight

[scubaa]

go Eddie go..Happy BDAY dlr !

[lms2]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
I can understand the humour u guys get from this and thats fair enough, but please people, this is a DLR site and at this precise moment his birthday thread in waaaaaaaaay down in the list on here with only 13 people on it!!! Come on Dave fans priorities here!!!

I have wished him Happy Birthday in two seperate threads... and read at least two more that were started with the intention of wishing him a Happy Birthday! Only three people posted in the one I started in the dump.

Oh how I wish I could wish him a Happy Birthday in person... complete with spankings

[walterswoodman]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!

[Mezro]

Originally posted by walterswoodman
I said it was pretty funny, but it's actually sad.

It is sad that a multi-millionaire is missing teeth and does nothing to fix the problem.

Mezro...if Ed sat next to me on a flight I'd tell him shit that he wouldn't want to hear...

[stilleddiesangel]

If I sat next to him on a flight he'd be joining the mile high club he he he!

[scorpioboy33]

Originally posted by Mezro
It is sad that a multi-millionaire is missing teeth and does nothing to fix the problem.

Mezro...if Ed sat next to me on a flight I'd tell him shit that he wouldn't want to hear...

i can't imagine what I'd do sitting next to him...prob. get drunk with him and kiss his metaphoric ass the whole flight...yah Im pathetic

[scubaa]

hey Mezro, please know the facts of why Eddie cannot replace his teeth, due to the type and location of cancer he had ther is no bone or tissue that would enable thisto be fixed.fyi

[Kermit The Frog]

he never had cancer. stop perpetuating that myth

carry on

[Mezro]

Originally posted by scubaa
hey Mezro, please know the facts of why Eddie cannot replace his teeth, due to the type and location of cancer he had ther is no bone or tissue that would enable thisto be fixed.fyi

Titanium can be used to replace bone; the body rarely rejects it. Implants can then be used to replace the teeth.

Most likely, he is not a good candidate due to his smoking. He'd have to quit for the implants to heal and we all know he'll never do that.

Mezro...he has the money; it can be done...

[bueno bob]

And even if he DID have cancer, it was from sucking on picks.

[scorpioboy33]

we regarding teeth...he doesn't give a fuck..like you said he's got the money...still got his air..prob. getting more ass than a toilet seat...so I don't feel sorry for him when I think about it...i kinda envy the lucky bastard

[Splooge]

Originally posted by scubaa

at leats us Van Halen fans can relate to the music !!!

You are very very gay!!!

[Halen High]

Originally posted by scubaa
thats right kermi the from .....you dlr fans are messed up mofos!

at leats us Van Halen fans can relate to the music and not be so flippin insecure that DLR is better than Sammy crap, give it up Sammy kicks DLR'S ass in every way musically , personally , the way they conduct there lives ..DLR 000000000000

Sammy.....+10000000000000000000.......

Go Van Halen Go!!!!!!!!

If you're a fan of Classic Van Halen, how do you relate to the music of Van Hagar? And do you really think Sammy kicks Dave's ass? I don't think so. Interesting how none of Van Halen's peers think so either. Never heard one cite Van Hagar as an influence. An instantly forgettable era that only a vocal minority ever wanted to see revisited.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Mezro
if Ed sat next to me on a flight I'd tell him shit that he wouldn't want to hear...

Jeeze, the story reminds me of that one episode of "Seinfeld" where Jerry sat next to some lush and ended up with the man's dog for a week. As much as I hate to say it, I'd probably demand to be moved to a seat in coach rather that sit next to that little fucker reeking of booze. I'd want to kick his ass.

[Halen High]

Originally posted by scubaa
it pretty awesome ..at least Eddie can relate to us regular folks and not be such a fucking asshole, i met DLR 1984 Tour when i was working for the promoter ... he is a total self obsessed individual..i was surprised the show went on the whole band wanted to kill him especially Eddie.

go Eddie go!

'at least Eddie can relate to us regular folks'

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!