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Brother of a different mother! I was taking a walk in NY and I stepped on a piece of shit too!
He probably was so drunk and out of his brains he doesn't even remember he was on a plane. In his state probably he thought he was sitting in a cinema or at some Peavey expo.
"Hello I am drunk Eddie. What about us to be plane pals? Ok. Get me a double whiskey, then".
That's why he's enjoying his time with Spammy.
I think the image ripple/obfuscating on the chick's face in those piccy's only made her look better.
Stories like when he drank water by mistake or got throat gonorrhea blowing Spammy's?
He is missing a few teeth. How tasteful. Whoever that girlfriend of his is, she must have a zombie fetish. Think about frenching with Eddie, you have to go through tongue scars and missing teeth and an rotten alcohol breath that would require a carrying license issued by the county Sheriff...
Hey guys! I was waiting at the bus stop and I waited for the whole 15 minutes near this homeless grandpa!
He told me about his life, son, etc. do you want me to share this story as well?
Hey guys, I just registered for the forum and probably wont be back anytime soon to check this post but thought you guys would enjoy the story. I was on a flight from LA and I met Eddie.
He was totally cool I talked to him for the entire flight. He was so cool he was signing autographs and taking pictures and never got upset about people asking.
He looked like the biggest bum getting on the plane. I was like who is this homeless guy, but as soon as he put his luggage up I realized who it was and then he told me he was sitting next to me :shock: . He sat down and we shook hands and he introduced himself as eddie.
And joked around that he brought ear plugs for me because he snores pretty loud. I pretend not to know who he was, it was pretty funny he ended up telling me he was in a rock band. I think I ended up getting drunk just talking to him, he was totally wasted and reaked of alchol.
And he is such the rock star, he was able to unbutton the flight attendant's shirt and start feeling her up within 2 mins of hanging out in the galley after I took our picture.
And I'm not kidding when we I said we talked the entire flight, I know his entire life story from when he grew up to present.
He told me about his exwife, son, hip replacement, showed me his tongue scar, (he is missing a few teeth) I could probably call up rolling stone and sell this story because it was just so insane about some of the stuff we were talking about.
At the end of the flight he gave me his recording studio phone number and cell phone number and told me to call him if I'm ever in town and want tickets to his show
He told me about his life, son, etc. do you want me to share this story as well?
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