Substitutes, who was better ? Hagar or Cherone ??

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  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8517

    #16
    who was better? fat or fag? omg. Jesus, I cant pick one.

    I wont. Gary was just so fkn gay tho.... and Hagar? Ewww...fat and yellow. Thats all I think of.

    Hagar always sang about love and food.

    Cherone? Did he write any of VH3? I think that was all Ed and Hagar leftovers. Ok. Extreme was better than Hagar, so I choose Cherone. I feel gay for choosing him but I don't feel full listening to him.
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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    • jero
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jan 2004
      • 2927

      #17
      Panamark, stop drinking in the morning dude!

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      • hideyoursheep
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2007
        • 6351

        #18
        Best substitute?




        Wolfie.

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        • VanHalener
          ROCKSTAR

          • Nov 2006
          • 5451

          #19
          I'd rather have this thing fronting the band than either of those two asshats...

          If it ain't Dave, it's a horror show!
          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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          • Anonymous
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 12749

            #20
            I hate you, VanHalener. Deeply.

            I can't stop staring at that thing.

            So many questions goin' thru my mind... what is it? Who thought it was a good idea to take a picture of it? WHO took the picture of it? Why do people do this to themselves?

            Cheers! :bottle:

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            • jero
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jan 2004
              • 2927

              #21
              Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
              I hate you, VanHalener. Deeply.

              I can't stop staring at that thing.

              So many questions goin' thru my mind... what is it? Who thought it was a good idea to take a picture of it? WHO took the picture of it? Why do people do this to themselves?

              Cheers! :bottle:
              You are a pussylicker! Now go on and do your job. She's waiting outside for you

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              • simarillion
                Full On Cocktard
                • May 2010
                • 47

                #22
                I just watched Josephina with Gary and Ed duet acoustic style and it was a lot more moving than any "deep" ballad Sammy got into. Sammy REEKS of cheese, such a poorly disguised imposter.

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                • 78/84 guy
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 2724

                  #23
                  None of the above !!!

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                  • VanHalener
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5451

                    #24
                    A donkey banging some broad on stage is a better choice than having either of those imposters on stage trying to fill Dave's shoes. Come to think about it, it does sound a lot like a donkey banging some broad every time Spammy opens his mouth.
                    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                    • chefcraig
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 12172

                      #25
                      Originally posted by VanHalener
                      A donkey banging some broad on stage is a better choice than having either of those imposters on stage trying to fill Dave's shoes. Come to think about it, it does sound a lot like a donkey banging some broad every time Spammy opens his mouth.
                      Now you can understand why you have to go through Tijuana to get to Cabo Wabo.









                      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                      ― Stephen Hawking

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                      • VanHalenFan5150
                        Sniper
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 960

                        #26
                        I just really prefer Van Cherone over Van Hagar, mainly because Van Cherone represents a peak in the musical career of the band. Alright, yeah, Gary Cherone wasn't the best singer. But the music was still really good. I love all the songs off of Van Halen 3, even though it failed to marginally sell. Ed's guitar tone and playing were great, especially live. Alex's drumming was cool. Bass player's background vocals and bass harmonies were sweet.

                        Van Halen 3 Deserved A Better Chance.
                        Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.

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                        • chefcraig
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 12172

                          #27
                          Originally posted by VanHalenFan5150
                          Van Halen 3 Deserved A Better Chance.
                          No, the listening audience did. VH III was a marginally produced, poorly recorded collection of incomplete ideas foisted on the public as songs. The awful production included capturing the sounds of amp buzz and incomplete bass parts, both courtesy of Edward Van Halen. Seriously, give the album a good listen on a decent stereo. Age has not diminished it's ghastliness.









                          “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                          ― Stephen Hawking

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                          • Panamark
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 17161

                            #28
                            Originally posted by jero
                            Panamark, stop drinking in the morning dude!
                            I tried that, but my liver started to reject me... I couldn't even make it happy with
                            water and milk thistle ! Bring on the semi-detachable stem cell auxiliary liver I say !!!

                            Besides your morning is my night, and the biggest drinker I know is Dutch ?
                            He pours some crap on his cornflakes that is meant to taste like water..
                            Oh yes, I fell for that explanation once at 2am in the morning.....

                            Hey I was thinking of the title of this thread and thought, shit we could
                            interchange Peavey,Musicmann, Charvel etc with EVH ??

                            They were substitutes too for his original Fender ???

                            What about Peavey over Marshall ???? That must have been
                            a Hagar type suggestion.

                            The best tone ever and he wont even work with the equipment
                            that made it ??? Shit, could you imagine an EVH modded Plexi ??
                            He could hawk that right next to the current Fender Franki !!!
                            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                            Love ya Mary Frances!

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                            • VanHalenFan5150
                              Sniper
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 960

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Panamark
                              I

                              Hey I was thinking of the title of this thread and thought, shit we could
                              interchange Peavey,Musicmann, Charvel etc with EVH ??

                              They were substitutes too for his original Fender ???

                              What about Peavey over Marshall ???? That must have been
                              a Hagar type suggestion.

                              The best tone ever and he wont even work with the equipment
                              that made it ??? Shit, could you imagine an EVH modded Plexi ??
                              He could hawk that right next to the current Fender Franki !!!
                              Sounds like a neat idea to me. He'd just have to get out his old head and let Fender replica it. That would be cool. Picture the ratty old cabs to be sold with it! Also, my favorite EVH tones are his tones from late 77 into 1979, and then 1986. His current tone leaves something to be desired and isn't very brown at all, just a sound that reeks to mindblowing overdriven tube distortion and a sparkle of reverb and maybe some presence. Am I right?
                              Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.

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                              • VAiN
                                Use my hand, I won't look
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Nov 2006
                                • 5056

                                #30
                                Sorry for being late to the party... but as others stated, at least Cherone gave us CVH tunes. I caught them twice in 98 and got to hear songs that I had never heard live in my lifetime.. songs like I'm the One, Romeo Delight, Mean Street, Unchained and Dance the Night Away... Fucking spambo wouldn't touch those with a 10 foot pole... with the exception of Unchained - which he completely ruined with his woman-like screaming.
                                Originally posted by wiseguy
                                That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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