Substitutes, who was better ? Hagar or Cherone ??

[Ruprecht]

Hagar always sang about love and food.

and women although i have NEVER seen sammy with any.

[VanHalener]

Hagar can suck a hook and ladder fire truck through the eye of a needle. His suck drew in all the debris that struck our moon and caused all those craters. He just generally sucks and is not Roth. He's out.

Cherone is just a dumbass that got too caught up in Eddie's first call to invite him into the band to realize he should have said no thanks. He sucked with Van Halen and he is not Roth. He's out.

There never was, is not now, nor will there ever be a replacement for the lineup of the real Van Halen. There may be a jackass or two who think they can fill Dave's shoes, but those faggots cry in their soup at night because they know they suck and they are not Dave.

Fuck you Hagar, you fat cheese covered slab of spam.

There can be only one