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LoungeMachine

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Wanna Know What I Fucking HATE???

01-26-2008, 08:49 PM

Big ups / props to rustoffa for the idea [again]

You know what I fucking hate?

Those god damn people walking around with mini surfboards in their ears.

Fucking idiots.

10 years ago you assholes used pay phones just like the rest of us, and then finally along comes cell phones.

But no, reaching into your fucking pocket to retrieve your new phone has become too much of a motherfucking BURDEN to you now.

You have to walk around, breathing my air, with your fucking Jetsons / Star Trek phone in your ear like you're soooo fucking needed.

TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR EAR BEFORE I JAB MY BIC INTO YOUR OTHER ONE, FUCKNUT.

And of course, I blame this whole fucking trend on yuppies, Britney Spears, The Webmasters here [Mezro in particular] and George Bush.

Whew, I feel better.

So, what do you just fucking HATE ??????

Cow tipping without a permit?

Steve Savicki Threads?

Candles that smell like Vanilla?

Shout, shout, let it all out. These are the things that I'm talking about.

Originally posted by Kristy

Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.

Originally posted by cadaverdog

I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
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01-26-2008, 08:56 PM

I fucking hate people who see that I'm waiting longer for the bus or that I'm next in line to get onto the train and then -- BAM -- they shove right in front of me to get on.

Who the fuck do you think you are? The queen of fucking Sheba?

But I can't say anything cuz this happens in the hood and I don't feel like getting stabbed.

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01-26-2008, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I fucking hate people who see that I'm waiting longer for the bus or that I'm next in line to get onto the train and then -- BAM -- they shove right in front of me to get on.

Who the fuck do you think you are? The queen of fucking Sheba?

But I can't say anything cuz this happens in the hood and I don't feel like getting stabbed.

Fucking Mezro. Trolley Hog.

Can't wait like the rest of you good people.

[ and we all know who the real Queen of Fucking Sheba is around here, AK]

Originally posted by Kristy

Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.

Originally posted by cadaverdog

I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
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01-26-2008, 09:18 PM

Trolley? Where are we, Mister Roger's neighborhood? lol

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01-26-2008, 09:43 PM

Lounge, I was forced to give my father that very same lecture a while back.
He's hip, so I let him call a mulligan.

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01-26-2008, 09:54 PM

SLOWER TRAFFIC MOVE RIGHT

I hate the stoopid asshats that do the speed limit in the fast lane.

Move the Fuck Over!

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01-26-2008, 10:20 PM

So, what do you just fucking HATE ??????

YOU!

LOL I don't hate ya we just do not see eye to eye!

I agree with ya on the earboard, some fuckhole had one on in Best Buy, and I swear to fuckin god he looked like had not gotten a personal call on a saturday since the Clinton Admin.
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01-26-2008, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by Jim Shetterlini
So, what do you just fucking HATE ??????

YOU!

LOL I don't hate ya we just do not see eye to eye!

:D

:bottle:

[ wish i hadn't already used my one "wanna know what i hate".....coulda mentioned blind busheep who vote against their own best interest] :D

Originally posted by Kristy

Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.

Originally posted by cadaverdog

I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
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01-26-2008, 10:35 PM

On saturday night and my mood is right, I will say that humor abounds as I take another sip of Crown!

No matter what you are one interesting CAT!
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01-26-2008, 11:14 PM

Wanna Know What I Fucking HATE???

PEOPLE!!!
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01-26-2008, 11:26 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqS4sGcNy20
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01-26-2008, 11:57 PM

LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwug4fk_PiQ
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01-27-2008, 01:02 AM

This fucking thread has officially lowered my hate level.

I'd like to give a shout-out to Lounge for throwing me yet another flotation device.

When I logged on like 45 minutes ago, thoughts of drowning myself in this swirling whirlpool of hate permeated my very logged-on-itudeness. Thank goodness I found this thread....the complimentary life jacket lowered my hate level!
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01-27-2008, 01:09 AM

I hate stupid people and stupid ass drivers! Where are these stupid motherfuckers getting their driver's licenses these days? The bottom of a cereal box? I swear! It would be great if, for once in their miserable lives, people around here could use a fucking turn signal, or learn how to dim their goddamn, motherfucking headlights at night! Also, it would be great if people could actually drive at least the fucking
speed limit, instead of 15 mph or more BELOW it! Don't even get me started on people that SLOWLY pull right out in front of me while I'm cruising down the highway! I can leave the house in a good mood, and these stupid pricks will have me wanting to kill every last one of them after just a few minutes of driving! Death to all the stupid people of this world! Angry enough for you? :D
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01-27-2008, 01:12 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Big ups / props to rustoffa for the idea [again]

Those god damn people walking around with mini surfboards in their ears.

Fucking idiots.

These Dudes are so connected they are so -Trump- these salesmen who haven't kissed a girl in well... besides thier wifes and it's all about -LOOKIN -like you got something going on.

My favorite is the one with the -Morphine Sukker- in his mouth while he impresses the LADIES!!
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