Wanna Know What I Fucking HATE???

[LoungeMachine]

Re: Re: Wanna Know What I Fucking HATE???

Originally posted by Blackflag


I was on a flight last week, and some idiot kid was screaming behind me the whole way. What the FUCK.

I hear ya. Nothing worse.

Nothing, I mean nothing beats First Class.

Okay, maybe corporate jets, but I wouldn't know.

I know most of the time the parents are dying inside, and hoping no one gets mad. But it's the fucking breeders who couldnt give a shit that I want to drop kick out at 30,000 feet.

[Blackflag]

Re: Re: Re: Wanna Know What I Fucking HATE???

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Okay, maybe corporate jets, but I wouldn't know.

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That's the conclusion I've come to. If you can't be on a private plane, you shouldn't be flying. I'm tired of flying around packed in like cattle.

[Blackflag]

Something else I hate... rap music. If you want to play music, at least get off your ass and learn to play a fucking instrument.

[jhale667]

Here's another one: People who drive like ASSHOLES! :D

Not too long ago, I'm sitting at a stoplight, waiting to get on the Freeway after work. The douche in the car in front of me starts drifting backwards...
Noticing this, I blow my horn JUST as he taps my bumper (no damage, mind you, he's just an idiot). He hangs out his window and starts yelling shit at me as if I hit HIM, not the other way around, prompting a 1-finger salute from me.
Well, apparently all Mr. Tough-guy sees through my tinted windows is the finger and long hair - so he thinks I'm a chick.
He gets out of his car and starts walking towards mine like he's gonna be all badass or something...My 6' 1", fairly pissed-off looking ass gets out of the car and says "EXCUSE ME?!?"


I have never seen anyone turn around and run back to their car so fast in my life....

As the pansy is running away, he's like "Fuck you, man!" :D

The other people in the surrounding cars started applauding....even after I got on the freeway, people are pulling up beside me giving me the thumbs up....

Hysterical.....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by jhale667
Here's another one: People who drive like ASSHOLES! :D

Not too long ago, I'm sitting at a stoplight, waiting to get on the Freeway after work. The douche in the car in front of me starts drifting backwards...
Noticing this, I blow my horn JUST as he taps my bumper (no damage, mind you, he's just an idiot). He hangs out his window and starts yelling shit at me as if I hit HIM, not the other way around, prompting a 1-finger salute from me.
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Reminds me of a favorite practical joke...

Next time you come up to a stop light, and you notice the driver next to you isn't paying attention........slowly start drifting backwards.

Watch him/her lurch forward in their seat panicking and hitting the brakes looking around thinking they were about to drift into the intersection. :D

Never fails.

[LoungeMachine]

Know what else I hate?

The fact we dumped 1/4 of a million posts, 2 forums, and it still takes 3-4 attempts to post a single thought.

Can't wait for the new software.

Anyone who hasn't donated in a while, help Sarge out, will ya?

It's going to be a whole new site.

[Blackflag]

Alright, a new one... the state of the union address...where everybody feels the need to clap after ever fucking sentence like sycophant zombies. I HATE that shit!

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Blackflag
Something else I hate... rap music. If you want to play music, at least get off your ass and learn to play a fucking instrument.

While I agree the majority of rap is shit (and I'm sure I'll get flamed for this, but whatever), a select few - Mos Def, Ice Cube, Busta Rhymes...ARE the beat-poets of our generation. You may just not like the beat...

[LoungeMachine]

Worse yet, the PARTISAN divide of the clapping.

The whole fucking thing is such a pandering, self-fucking JOKE.

I had to turn the volume down so all I can do is read the CC and watch for the smirks.

I drink at every smirk.

Hence, I'm hammered.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by jhale667
While I agree the majority of rap is shit (and I'm sure I'll get flamed for this, but whatever), a select few - Mos Def, Ice Cube, Busta Rhymes...ARE the beat-poets of our generation. You may just not like the beat...

And I used to like you, J.

Funny thing is, as much as I DESPISE rap music, and rappers in general.....

They make great actors.

Ludicris in Crash?

Snoop and Cube in Training Day?

They just can't sing/write a song to save their lives.


Biz Markie is probably the best voice among them :D

[Blackflag]

Originally posted by jhale667
While I agree the majority of rap is shit (and I'm sure I'll get flamed for this, but whatever), a select few - Mos Def, Ice Cube, Busta Rhymes...ARE the beat-poets of our generation. You may just not like the beat...

I don't even disagree with that. If you want to sell it as beat poetry, cool. I even have some mp3's on my machine.

But - on a whole - learn a fucking instrument, people. Fuck.

[Blackflag]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
And I used to like you, J.

Funny thing is, as much as I DESPISE rap music, and rappers in general.....

They make great actors.

Ludicris in Crash?

Snoop and Cube in Training Day?

They just can't sing/write a song to save their lives.


Biz Markie is probably the best voice among them :D

Totally. Ice Cube in Ghosts of Mars. Ice-T in anything he's in. I don't know what makes these guys such whip actors.

[Blackflag]

Originally posted by jhale667

As the pansy is running away, he's like "Fuck you, man!" :D

I've totally been in that situation before. One of my cars is an old person's car (Cadillac), and people think they can shit on old people...then I get out of the car, and they drive away.

I'm not even going to start on the driving thing, though. I've lived some cities where the drivers were such assholes it was mindboggling. Where I'm at now, the drivers are decent.

[jhale667]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

I drink at every smirk.

Hence, I'm hammered.

I'd be right there with ya, but I'm on antibiotics for this fucked-up ear infection I got, so I can't drink! Imagine the horror!

Okay, here's another one: Jock-types (or the ones you can tell were in their high-school/college years) who act all tough until you call them on it. Especially the ones that have an issue with guys with long hair.

Which reminds me of another funny story: I'm visiting my hometown, at my former local bar hangout, and you have to cross the dance floor to get to the bar...
I'm going to get a drink, and this asshat (who was a bit larger than I, btw) that's dancing with some girl yells
"Get a fucking haircut!"

I turn around, look at him and say "Make me". Dude gets the total deer-in-the-headlights look...I mean, just froze.
I say "Yeah, that's what I THOUGHT."
His girl points at him and starts LAUGHING IN HIS FACE!!!! Classic. :D She came up to me at the bar later to say "Dude, that was funny as hell."
Not like I'm saying I'm some big tough guy, but I ain't backing down, either....:D

Must be the meds, I'm on a roll tonight....

[jhale667]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
And I used to like you, J.

Aw, C'MON!! That's not cool!

They just can't sing/write a song to save their lives.

Who said anything about SINGING? :D
And I DID say the VAST majority of it is crap....

Don't know what to tell ya about the acting thing, either....