Dear Lounge ,

[LoungeMachine]

Jizzy still posts here? :confused:

GAR claims Jizzy died.

Jizzy's myspace page says he got married and had a kid.

I think that broke Gar's little heart to hear....

[MAX]

As I've already shown you, liar....you attacked me here first.

Talk about "last word?"


No 'lil pup, you proved that my sending you a pm didn't register in my brain. Hence, it wasn't that important to me so I didn't remember sending it. See who cares? I admitted that YOU were right and that I was wrong. See how it works?

Shouldn't you be playing with a stick (pardon the pun) or something?

Now FETCH!!!

Goodboy.

[LoungeMachine]

You are wrong. It has been 9 years.

And who is getting billed for this post?

Aren't you supposed to be working on my defamation of character suit?

[MAX]

GAR claims Jizzy died.

Jizzy's myspace page says he got married and had a kid.

I think that broke Gar's little heart to hear....

Well and as we all know, Gar's a nitwit.

I wonder if he met Mrs. Jizz in the maleroom?

Seriously, I find it unbelievable.

[Guitar Shark]

And who is getting billed for this post?

Aren't you supposed to be working on my defamation of character suit?

I looked into it, and decided not to take the case. You neglected to mention that you have no character.

[LoungeMachine]

Talk about "last word?"


No 'lil pup, you proved that my sending you a pm didn't register in my brain. Hence, it wasn't that important to me so I didn't remember sending it. See who cares? I admitted that YOU were right and that I was wrong. See how it works?

Wha?

Stretching the argument a bit, no?

[LoungeMachine]

I looked into it, and decided not to take the case. You neglected to mention that you have no character.

So now I have to mention the obvious?



Some shyster you turned out to be.

[MAX]

You are wrong. It has been 9 years.

Hey!!! What's up?

If I don't show up here anytime before... Merry Christmas!!!

[MAX]

Wha?

Stretching the argument a bit, no?

No.

I'm merely pointing out that I was wrong, don't remember sending it, and publicly admitting it.

Yet, I'm flattered that he saved it on his computer.

Quite touching and makes me feel all warm and snuggly inside.

[LoungeMachine]

Well and as we all know, Gar's a nitwit.

I wonder if he met Mrs. Jizz in the maleroom?

Seriously, I find it unbelievable.

The fact GAR posted a thread about Jizzy dying, so soon after we lost Mick was low class, shitty, and disgusting in my book.

I would have banned him for that.



Sockfucker, CAPT CAPLOCK, Thermos, et al are annoying trolls with tired schtick, but they're relatively harmless and somewhat amusing...

GAR on the other hand, has proven over the years, and on every board, that he's a real piece of shit.

[Guitar Shark]

I would not include Thermos in the "somewhat amusing" category.

[LoungeMachine]

Yet, I'm flattered that he saved it on his computer.

:

I have 504 PM's in my inbox.

Doesnt mean I've "saved them on my computer"

I like having my inbox full. Only PM's I can get now are from mods/webbies.



Yes, you may now have fun with the "I like having my inbox full" line.....

[MAX]

I have 504 PM's in my inbox.

Doesnt mean I've "saved them on my computer"

I like having my inbox full. Only PM's I can get now are from mods/webbies.



Yes, you may now have fun with the "I like having my inbox full" line.....

You said it, I didn't. :p

[LoungeMachine]

I would not include Thermos in the "somewhat amusing" category.

He has his moments.

When he goes on one of those late night drunken jihads, I laugh myself silly envisoning the trailer floor strewn with empty PBR's on the floor, Cheetos dust caking his Metallica shirt, and the smell of wet farts and AM/PM burritos wafting through the "living room"

When he whines about "sensorship" [sic], when he derails serious threads, when he tries to claim his 3rd grade spelling isn't a schtick, then yes he's an unamusing douche.



THIS thread is comedic gold from him.

[MAX]

I would not include Thome in the "somewhat amusing" category.

I would. He's more amusing/intelligent than you think.