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Respectfully request to add "The Worst Lyricist in the History of Rock and Roll" in Bette's entry....Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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What is the superman?
When you cum on a girls back and then stick the sheets to her, so when she wakes up in the morning she has a cape.Comment
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What do you dream about Airelle?
I woke up this morning from a dream I was swimming in a river of orange soda, then I realized it was really just a Fanta sea.Comment
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Airelle are you a criminal?
I don't have a police record but I think I have a Sting cassette tape somewhere.Comment
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What is New Hampshire?
New Hampshire is a state that has cheap cigarettes and booze and it looks like it is 69ing with Vermont... and that is about it.Comment
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Who is One Direction?
They are a lame band for teenyboopers. Wolfgang Van Halen says they are called, "One Direction" because all of their hair points in one direction.Last edited by WARF; 12-30-2012, 09:48 PM.Comment
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What is the brownsound?
It's the signature sound of Eddie Van Halen. Listen to any early Van Halen album...when you hear a guitar, you'll be hearing the brownsound. It's a guitar sound so incredible it'll make you shit your pants!Comment
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Who is Iron Man?
Iron Man is a super hero, Iron Woman is a command.Comment
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What is the Roth Army?
It is a web site created by David Lee Roth fans, for David Lee Roth fans. It's that damn simple! Asking Sammy Hagar to fill in the shoes of the Toastmaster General is like asking a three legged dog to run an obstacle course!Comment
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What is the Houdini?
It is a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and then spit on her back so she thinks you jizzed, she will then turn around and look at you (thinking it is over) and you will then cum in her face! It's the Houdini motherfucker!!Comment
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Who is Michael Anthony?
Michael Anthony is the former bass player for Van Halen. He is known for providing great background vocals as well as being known for his infamous mullet. He now shares the stage with a capri pants wearing douchebag in Chickenfoot, who underpays Mexicans to piss in his tequila.Comment
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Who is Gary Cherone?
Gary Cherone is known for being the frontman in the band Extreme as well as a short tenure fronting Van Halen. Gary Cherone was once boo'd in Australia at MTV's the ten spot for repeatedly grabbing his own ass.Comment
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What is a gun?
A gun is something Eddie Van Halen brings to an airport.Comment
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Who is Nikki Sinn?Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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