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Answer:Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. He is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person.
The greatest frontman in rock 'n roll history. The Supreme Toastmaster General of the Immoral Majority, the King of Any and All Things Rock n' Roll! The Wizard in the fucking land of Oz! how 'bout a little fire scarecrow?
Brother of Alex Van Halen, started the band Van Halen, and is depicted with his red white and black striped "Frankenstrat" guitar, and amazing riffs, especially "Eruption." He fought tounge/lip cancer, and is being called a racist for calling former rhythm guitarist for Nirvana, Pat Smear, a "dirty mexican."
It's a bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... It's a gunt. It could also be referred to our banned poster Fabulous Shadow.
Sarge is a mysterious figure in Roth Army mythology. Many people do not believe he exists, but he occasionally descends from Mt. Olympus to make himself known to mere mortals, only to disappear again for centuries.
When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.That guy gave one hell of a Boston pancake to that bitch!
WARF is a jackass that can be found in the Massachusetts area. He is known for wearing Zebra skin spandex with a wig and walking around town like Peg Bundy. WARF can be found at a local bar getting blacked out and reciting the words to Van Hagar, "Dreams".
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