NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
and what about that "starring the army" crap.

one could say some of Carm's "choices" were done in humor, others might say they were jabs.

if you're going to give a jab, you gotta be able to take a jab...right?

and if you're going to make a joke, you gotta take a joke

Exactly. Fucking pussy. He can hide behind his little gay jabs...but he sure can't take it when someone tells him something straight up.

[MAX]

Agreed DG.

This "ohhhh poor Carmie" crap is beyond old and many people feel that way but nobody wanted to say anything. The man wasn't a "sweet, picked on and oh so innocent" bub like has been portrayed.

Regardless, if The BIG Ragu's skin ain't so thick after all then bye, bye!!!

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
Sup CG & Dan?

Still need to hear some 'mo Johnny Cash 'round Heeyah!!!

Well, I left Kentucky back in '49
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on cadillacs

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand.

[CHORUS]
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
Now, I never considered myself a thief
GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.

The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home.

Now, up to now my plan went all right
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.

The transmission was a '53
And the motor turned out to be a '73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone.

So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
Now the headlight' was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on.

The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "Honey, take me for a spin."

So we drove up town just to get the tags
And I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds.

[CHORUS]
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around.

[Spoken] Ugh! Yow, RED RYDER
This is the COTTON MOUTH
In the PSYCHO-BILLY CADILLAC Come on

Huh, This is the COTTON MOUTH
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there RED RYDER
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Ugh!, what model is it?

hi Matt, big johnny Cash fan i see

[diamondsgirl]

where's CG?

you still want that drink, sis? :D

[diamondsgirl]

there she is...

Matt, Rikk and I are all fans of the Man in Black

are you too?

[canadiandlrgirl]

hey Rikk...
hows you?

[Rikk]

Good CG. How you doin'?

[Matt White]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
hi Matt, big johnny Cash fan i see

:D You know it Babe!!!

My Momma used to sing this one when I was knee-high to a grasshopper!!!

Now this here's a story about the Rock Island Line
Well the Rock Island Line she runs down into New Orleans
There's a big tollgate down there and you know
If you got certain things on board when you go through the tollgate
Well you don't have to pay the man no toll
Well a train driver he pulled up to the tollgate
And a man hollered and asked him what all he had on board and said
I got livestock I got livestock I got cows I got pigs I got sheep
I got mules I got all livestock
Well he said you're all right boy you don't have to pay no toll
You can just go right on through so he went on through the toolgate
And as he went through he started pickin' up a little bit of speed
Pickin' up a little bit of steam
He got on through he turned and looked back at the man he said
Well I fooled you I fooled you I got pigiron I got pigiron I got old
pigiron
Down the Rock Island Line she's a mighty good road
Rock Island Line it's a road to ride
Rock Island Line it's a mighty good road
Well if you ride you got to ride it like you finally get your ticket
At the station for the Rock Island Line

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
there she is...

Matt, Rikk and I are all fans of the Man in Black

are you too?

i grew up listening to him...
my dad was a big Johnny Cash fan

[diamondsgirl]

My mom used to dig JC too

[diamondsgirl]

she still does...

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk
Good CG. How you doin'?

a little tired... i just got off work, not to long ago

[MAX]

Yo Rikk,

I like the new J.R. avatar. He looks like such a conceited prick. It suits you all too well my friend.

[diamondsgirl]

the last time Rikk used that avatar I told him JR never looked so hot.

Seriously, that cocky smile is very sexy and his eyes... looks like he's had a few drinks...

I like that look.

I like it a lot.

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I like it a lot.

I like it a lohhhhh... lol.