Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff

[bueno bob]

The obvious fortitude of the silverware organizer comes to me with a journey of cassette tapes, and sometimes the lipstick is just too much. Especially when the Taco Time comes calling, begging for a kiss and you just wanted anal, not some kind of repetitive attention whoring love monger whose kids won't stay out of the bed.

[Hardrock69]

Ok that is enough for now.

I hope that I have pleased the Almighty Alan The Panther, but there are too many other examples of Larg for me to post just now.

It is greebing of the Holy Phone Book!!!

[bueno bob]

Suddenly awe inspiring!

Is it cake or is it 2478?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

ALL HAIL ALAN THE PANTHER.

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Suddenly awe inspiring!

Is it cake or is it 2478?

It is actually cake #2478!!!

[bueno bob]

Shocking! Right on both accounts! The thrust of my challenge was aimed for the brain and I hit the phone book!

NICE!!!

[Hardrock69]

WOOT!

IT IS LARG!!!

YAAAAAAAAY!!!!

[bueno bob]

What amassing of Larg we've heaped upon the conglomerate of the incorporation today!!

[bueno bob]

Larg should be incorporated, I think. Need an umbrella for capitalization? Turn to Larg!!!

[Hardrock69]

Buy Larg now and receive a free Toilet Bowl!!!

We MUST advertise Larg so people will fall to their doom in the forest of Loot Froops!

BOWL!!! DAMMIT! MORE BOWL!!!

[bueno bob]

First bowl, then turnips.

There can be no other way...

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by bueno bob
First bowl, then turnips.

There can be no other way...

Unless philanthropist five wads takes fortunoff's similiar wedding handcuff shackle lockdown highlight.... THEN it's HankAzaria, Bowl, then turnips.

[bueno bob]

Hank Azaria took bowl to new heights of impalement, and the turnips proved that the chairs far exceeded the value of silly lamps. Quite a revelation in the conglomerate of Larg to be extrapulated upon!

NO, NO! I INSIST!!!


GOD DAMNITALL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hardrock69]

Once upon a time, there was Larg. And the chairs had bowl, and the turnips had phonebooks, and all was well with Alan The Panther.....

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Once upon a time, there was Larg. And the chairs had bowl, and the turnips had phonebooks, and all was well with Alan The Panther.....

This was an amazing, fulfilling time. The golden road was paved with lamps that were ridiculed and laughed at...chairs were abundant. Then David was gone from Van Halen, and we had to force ourselves through an era of Sammy Hagarishness...the turnips abandoned us, and all the phone books were lost...there were no chairs, and bowls were hard to find...such was the impending disaster that Alan decided to take on a more active and ubriquitous role...and thusly, even though 5150 was still a phase, the Roth Army Forums were generated by His good graces, and Alan did smile upon the hemlaglophin of serensiptious frarg, and all was well and Larg in our part of the universe.

Alan bless!