Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff

[Rikk]

LAPA DAPA DAP.

I see some crap.

Who's winning AMERICAN IDOL tonight? All I know is that someone busted PAULA's cunt and she's screaming bloody contestant!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
LAPA DAPA DAP.

I see some crap.

Who's winning AMERICAN IDOL tonight? All I know is that someone busted PAULA's cunt and she's screaming bloody contestant!!

Paula has no Larg. She is outcast from Alan's graces.

The Ashtray will be black for her. Black for her and all others!

Those who question the prescience of Alan the Panther ARE DOOMED!

There will be no Larg for those who watch American Idol.

There will be only blackness for the ashtray, and no blue nails either.

The phone book will not come.

There will be no answering machine, no message, no Larg.

How can one live without Larg? It shall be shameful and disgusting to watch the purple mud turn the yellow of non-Larg life as they root.

Carrots are pretty grate.

Chair.

[bueno bob]

What if the ten became N? Or maybe brush?

Should tape be bitten into a seriously sympathetic empathy?

Or would the eye get danced into the coffee?

[bueno bob]

Somehow, in his infinite wisdom, Alan finds this all very very stellar for such an unimposing ashtray.

Oh, and by the way, phone book.

[bueno bob]

Maybe a clothes-hanger?

WHEN WILL THIS BE STICKIED?

STICKY THIS GRATE THREAD NOW!!

[bueno bob]

Pray to Alan for intercession with the ashtray, thus all may be clear.

Crucifixion is a child's toy, and nothing to forget the batteries to.

[LoungeMachine]

As if anyone fucking cares.......................



I HAVE NEVER WATCHED AMERICAN IDOL


BUT I WOULD STILL BANG PAULA GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY





.......[we now return you to your regurlarly scheduled gobblty-gook]

[bueno bob]

Things about shaving are not so serious, sometimes.

We wants chairs.

Nobody?

Jello.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
As if anyone fucking cares.......................



I HAVE NEVER WATCHED AMERICAN IDOL


BUT I WOULD STILL BANG PAULA GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY





.......[we now return you to your regurlarly scheduled gobblty-gook]

Will you now Larg?

[LoungeMachine]

ALEX the PUMA is the ONE TRUE WAY

don't be misled by false prophets...........







Sgnork

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Will you now Larg?

Lick

Abdul's

Rank

Gash?

L.A.R.G.



sure

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
ALEX the PUMA is the ONE TRUE WAY

don't be misled by false prophets...........







Sgnork

Your purple mud will turn to yellow, for you are not blessed of Larg.

This is not very paper-like of you.

Alan is displeased.

I see little Larg involved in your spiritual oatmeal.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Lick

Abdul's

Rank

Gash?

L.A.R.G.



sure

Please, for the love of the Spatula, TAKE ALAN INTO YOUR HEART, MAN! EMBRACE HIM AND BECOME ONE WITH THE LARG!!! JOIN US IN OUR CRUSADE TO GET CHAIRS!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
ALEX the PUMA is the ONE TRUE WAY

don't be misled by false prophets...........







Sgnork

ALEX THE PUMA IS A FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIE, PUMA, DIE!!!!!!!!!!

[bueno bob]

He has such little Larg, Rikk. It's a shame, but his spiritual oatmeal is without brown sugar.