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[Shaun Ponsonby]

Will Alan The Panther start a 'Q+A With Alan' thread in this forum?

I really hope he does.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Will Alan The Panther start a 'Q+A With Alan' thread in this forum?

I really hope he does.

What Alan does or does not do is not for us to say. One does not guess as to Alan's motivations or desires...however, I can say for absolute certainty that Alan does nothing without purpose, and anything he does is absolutely GRATE.

The secret number is 3008, like the deck of cards you're reading from.

We need chairs!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I was just thinking that it would be great for him to start a thread where he could answer questions and allow us to learn more about him. I, for one, would like to know his views on certain things, and what he does in his spare time.

I by no means wanted to offend him in any way by telling him what to do, I wasn't even telling him what to do, I was asking if he plans to in the future.

I am a great believer in Alan's, and many of my friends are now also believers in Alan. So is my physics teacher, Mr. Bell, and I managed to convert my Business teacher today, Mr. White. Also, some sub we had last week. In the past 2 weeks, I have converted around 20 people.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I was just thinking that it would be great for him to start a thread where he could answer questions and allow us to learn more about him. I, for one, would like to know his views on certain things, and what he does in his spare time.

I by no means wanted to offend him in any way by telling him what to do, I wasn't even telling him what to do, I was asking if he plans to in the future.

I am a great believer in Alan's, and many of my friends are now also believers in Alan. So is my physics teacher, Mr. Bell, and I managed to convert my Business teacher today, Mr. White. Also, some sub we had last week. In the past 2 weeks, I have converted around 20 people.

This is excellent work. Alan will no doubt grant you the bowl.

And after the bowl - turnips. Always turnips.

You SHALL have the phone book, and Larg is definately with you.

Have you managed to obtain any chairs, Shaun?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I have several chairs.

I also have some spatulas lying around in various places.

I've got teapots as well. And Sieves. Will they count as anything?

[bueno bob]

Spatulas are equal to GOLD in the Kingdom of Alan!!

Larg be with you!!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

What about sieves and teapots?

[bueno bob]

You can use them for your brussell sprouts, and that's a very blook thing as well.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Ah, I understand.

You're right, Bob. This SHOULD be stickied.

DON'T FUCK WITH THE BEST.

DON'T FUCK WITH ALAN THE PANTHER.

[bueno bob]

This is even better than the thread about gluey pens that was written on the bathroom wall of my local K-Mart.

This is even better than the thread about Matt Damon at Sheila's message board.

It's definately better than the thread about the thermostat malfunction at Terry's house on the Electronic Arts message board.

It's certainly more enlightening than the thread about Patricia's trip to the dentist over at Dwayne Newman's blog.

In fact, this is the gratest thread in the history of the internet. Ever.

STICKY THIS.

[Hardrock69]

We must allow the nations of the world to come into the grace of Alan...

[bueno bob]

The advantages of knowing Alan are indeed limitless - obtaining chairs, bowls, phone books...knowing Larg and living Larg...brusell sprouts, spatulas...even the occasional sieve and teapot.

Just remember, if the door is open, then the spoon must recipe into a Bork Nagork. It's very blook when that happens.

Now - what follows the bowl?

[Hardrock69]

Alan approves...and demands a phone book be sacrificed by this man:

[Hardrock69]

All is well with Alan....he smiles upon us all...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Alan approves...and demands a phone book be sacrificed by this man:

It should be interesting. That poor black child certainly loves the phone books; we shall see what develops.

To KNOW the Larg is one thing; to WALK the Larg is something else entirely.