Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff

[LoungeMachine]

Hookah you kidding?

I Dream of Jeannie Kneepads


Ashtrays are forbidden in the Temple of Alex











and there's no sex in the Champagne Room

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
No, I insist on you! Bad cases? Nah!

Thank God for you, Rikk; thank God for you.

Golf is a thing, let's not forget.

NO!!!

Thank Alan for me!!!!!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Hookah you kidding?

I Dream of Jeannie Kneepads


Ashtrays are forbidden in the Temple of Alex











and there's no sex in the Champagne Room

It figures that your deity would share names with the biggest asshole drummer in history.

[bueno bob]

This is not very Larg.

This "Alex" is ridiculous, and his mud is yellow.

What is the meaning of Alex?

What color is his spiritual underwear?

Does he eat oatmeal?

Or is he just a fraud, pretender to the throne of the GRATE ONE, ALAN!!

One must embrace the Larg to know about Kanweh!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
It figures that your deity would share names with the biggest asshole drummer in history.

Indeed!

IT'S THE ANTI-LARG!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Rikk
It figures that your deity would share names with the biggest asshole drummer in history.

ALEX the PUMA is 6,000 years old.

Don't blame us for the Dutch using it to their advantage.

Ever heard of the ALAN PARSONS PROJECT??

Squid Pro Quo, Mi Amigo



There are lost scrolls telling of the TRUE story.

[LoungeMachine]

and there's STILL no sex in the Champagne Room

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
ALEX the PUMA is 6,000 years old.

Don't blame us for the Dutch using it to their advantage.

Ever heard of the ALAN PARSONS PROJECT??

Squid Pro Quo, Mi Amigo



There are lost scrolls telling of the TRUE story.

The true story is that Alex will be licking the crumbs up from the feet of Alan's throne.

This is the meaning of Larg.

No phone book for you!

[LoungeMachine]

Let's wait until the final battle is fought.

The streets will run lumpy with the oatmeal of your fallen brethren, so sayeth the Gospel according to ALEX


Peas be with you, my brother


carrots too

[Rikk]

The carrots will flow freely in this fray of kittenhood.

And this man will die...

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by bueno bob
This is infintesimal.

Favorite spoons? No, just Larg.

Larg, Larg, and More Larg.

Then the bowl.

Turnips.



Who could mistake this for a homicide? I just don't get why the check was made of plastic...that makes no corn to me.

Speaking of corn, phone book.


Yes - PHONE BOOK!

And would you offer your neck to the camel?

LARG, GOD DAMN YOU, LARG!!!!



Ashtray.

Oh shozbot, we're talking LARG here... the fizz is pretty pepperoni this time of year.

zippin green moose fingers...

[Hardrock69]

Ahh but how can we eat the Chevrolet?

It is the wonder of the furgerber...

Did I know? That is the manner of greebing....

[Dr. Love]

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

LADIES AND GENNILMEN...MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.....

I am here to announce that I have discovered a long-lost gospel of Larg.

It is over 79 seconds old, and is thought to be a transmission from a 3rd-rate TV studio on the planet Fornax.....

Our Government sceintists are working hard to decipher this ancient text, and will present our findings within the next 24 hours....

[Rikk]

Indeed, they said they would never beat the masters of my planet.

...and they were right...

...so why do they even try...







Gentlemen, there is a traitor in our midst...