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  • ace diamond
    Full Member Status

    • Sep 2004
    • 3863

    Originally posted by kwame k
    The classic tell another lie to get out of the previous lie, syndrome......Dan!

    This should be good.......

    Pray continue, Ace.
    no.
    it was one of the worst times of my life, and i have said all i am going to
    about it.
    Originally posted by hideyoursheep
    When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
    "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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    • Susie Q
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1523

      [QUOTE=ace diamond;1419874]i don't give a flying fuck...........

      you, sir, are extremely incorrect.


      gee captain state the obvious, i've already said as much how many times?
      but i digress.........



      actually, quite the opposite......i had more of it than my sisters did........



      nope, i did not need them.......i was forced into them............



      the educational ones............otherwise no..........i spent a lot of time at the library having to figure things out for myself..........school was fucking useless
      because after about the 6th or 7th grade, they just repeated the same shit year in and yeat out, so boredom was inevitable..........and so was getting into trouble just for the sake of amusement.........

      Most likely you came from poor stock,
      and were picked on during school years.[/qoute]

      nope. my family is rather wealthy. see, thing is, i wasn't living with them after jan. 19, 1985.........7 1/2 years old, and dad put me out.
      it's an abandonment issue............he had me locked up at UCLA medical center ward 6 west, until june 9, 1987, then i went to the sycamores boys home in alta dena, CA, which is on el nido drive and right next door to nasa jet propulsion labs, until sept. 18, 1988, then i went to hillview acres christian children's home in my home town, Chino, CA, where they force you to go to church, and force the bible and that particular religion down your fucking throat, then feb. 1, 1991, i went to a 6 bed boys home then called
      TRO-RA, but today it is called New Dawn, and is located at 4340 Wilson St.
      Chino, CA 91710....until i was 17, and on june 30, 1995, a friday, 2 days before i turned 18, on july 2, 1995, a sunday.....feel free to look at a 1995 calender........i've been on my own for a long fucking time....



      actually, it was because i wanted to forget the horrors and the torture i endured as a youth.........social stigma and what have you.........



      actually, i got my 1st guitar and started learning to play when i was 16, in 1993.....you fail on this one......



      that is solely a matter of your personal opinion.



      sometimes this happens, but tell me one band that has never had that happen to them...........because every band has had it happen to them at one time or another, including van halen..........

      actually, i get more requests to play again more often than not.



      go back to grammer school.....it's "an illiterate"........either way, if i can read your post and respond to it, then this is obviously a false statement......you fail on this one.......



      again, solely a matter of personal opinion.............



      gee that's funny.......i have my own apartment, and i live alone........once again you fail.........



      like i give a flying fuck...........



      well, if my parents had never had marital relations in late 1976, i would never have been concieved, nor born in summer 1977......and hence we would not be having this conversation............so how is that my fault.........you fail once again.......



      the only person i am really required to prove anything to is myself.
      but alas, you can please some folks all the time, all folks some of the time, but you cannot please all the folks all the time.

      can't win 'em all.
      I am not going to sit here and decipher ALL of this BULLSHIT but....You said your parents gave you more attention than your sister, and yet they abandoned you at 7 1/2 years old. You were forced into special education?? Your playing sucks donkey dick and that is the moral majority of MANY people's opinions. Not just mine. You are a laughing stock when it comes to your playing, you make yourself look like a fool. Even this band of special needs kids play better, you wouldn't even make this band!!


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      I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
      ~Susie Q 2009

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      • kwame k
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Feb 2008
        • 11302

        Originally posted by chefcraig
        Oh, I dunno...your story (for one reason or another) seems more credible. Let's review: Came to this country on the Titanic in steerage, hooked up with another man's fiance, survived ship sinking by floating on bicycle debris. Went to work in Hollywood as Barney Fife, shot guy in foot. Got on yet another boat, and survived that one sinking as well. Had affair with Mary Ann, then fled Michigan amongst pregnancy rumors. Learned drums, then headed west to remake your fortune.

        The one thing I've learned from this is I'm never going boating, let alone hunting with you as long as I live.
        Fucking Craig! You sir are one of the funniest people on the planet.
        Originally posted by vandeleur
        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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        • kwame k
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Feb 2008
          • 11302

          Originally posted by ace diamond
          no.
          it was one of the worst times of my life, and i have said all i am going to
          about it.
          Aw, come on now, Vinnie Vermin. Think of all the positive things that happened, like getting your left nut removed
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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          • ace diamond
            Full Member Status

            • Sep 2004
            • 3863

            Originally posted by kwame k



            OMG.....pure comedy gold there, Jerry.
            kwame, it's the truth.
            Originally posted by hideyoursheep
            When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
            "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
              Oh, dude! This IS rich! He learned my language, what are the odds? CONVENIENTLY, he forgot all about it, of course. Even if he WAS fluent.

              I understand, it's very easy to forget a language you're fluent in.

              Wot a fakkin' loser!

              Cheers! :bottle:
              and "fluent" at 5 yrs old no less. sucking from a portuguese titty must get ya smart. no offense intended Imapus.
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • kwame k
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Feb 2008
                • 11302

                Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                First of all, a small correction, Asshole... it's P-o-r-t-u-g-u-e-s-e. Now we've settled it, pray tell how the first person you talked to was your babysitter & not your parents.

                Because you see, I always figured the first language you learn is that of your PARENTS, not your babysitter's...

                Cheers! :bottle:
                Get the fucking story straight, OK! He was raised by wolves.......
                Originally posted by vandeleur
                E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                • Anonymous
                  Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 12749

                  Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                  and "fluent" at 5 yrs old no less. sucking from a portuguese titty must get ya smart. no offense intended Imapus.
                  None taken, since I AM smart... well, smarter than Asshole, anyway, though that's really nothing to boast about...

                  Anyways, do tell us how the first person you talked to was your babysitter instead of your parents.

                  I'll ask it again. How the hell do you learn your babysitter's language BEFORE you learn your parents' language?

                  Tell us, we need to know about it.

                  Asshole!

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                  • kwame k
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 11302

                    Originally posted by ace diamond
                    kwame, it's the truth.
                    In that case, I'll take your word for it
                    Originally posted by vandeleur
                    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                    • chefcraig
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 12172

                      Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                      and "fluent" at 5 yrs old no less. sucking from a portuguese titty must get ya smart. no offense intended Imapus.
                      Wait a minute, you are implying that the guy suckled from the babysitter's breasts, rather than his mom's?









                      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                      ― Stephen Hawking

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                      • Susie Q
                        Veteran
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1523

                        Originally posted by kwame k
                        Get the fucking story straight, OK! He was raised by wolves.......
                        ....who were blind, and one nutted.

                        I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
                        ~Susie Q 2009

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                        • kwame k
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 11302

                          Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                          None taken, since I AM smart... well, smarter than Asshole, anyway, though that's really nothing to boast about...
                          ......so smart in fact that you're still sucking on tits Albeit, hot Portuguese chicks now!
                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                          • ace diamond
                            Full Member Status

                            • Sep 2004
                            • 3863

                            Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                            First of all, a small correction, Asshole... it's P-o-r-t-u-g-u-e-s-e. Now we've settled it, pray tell how the first person you talked to was your babysitter & not your parents.

                            Because you see, I always figured the first language you learn is that of your PARENTS, not your babysitter's...

                            Cheers! :bottle:
                            both parents working 2 jobs and many long hours to pay the bills, and having 2 kids to take care of in the jimmy carter-ronald reagan era economy of the late 1970's and early 1980's wasn't very easy........
                            mom and dad dropped us off with maria around 2am, so they could go start job #1 for the day, delivering newspapers, then go from that to job #2 for the day, dad worked at a bank, mom worked at a furniture store, and she had a 3rd job at stop n' go. she also worked for an inventory firm.......and dad eventually left working for pomona first federal to work for morris plan as a
                            loan officer in west covina.
                            it was easily 10pm by the time they came and picked us up.
                            more often than not, my older sister was at my aunt's house, and it was just me over at maria's house.
                            6 days a week.
                            on sundays, grandparent's house while mom and dad delivered news papers...
                            i tended to prefer to be alone, while my sister was more into being social with
                            her friends and our cousins.
                            i was very introverted for the first 20 years of my life.
                            Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                            When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                            "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                            • kwame k
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 11302

                              Originally posted by chefcraig
                              Wait a minute, you are implying that the guy suckled from the babysitter's breasts, rather than his mom's?
                              Well duh......it's a tradition in Ace's family to have one nut removed, for the males and one breast removed for the females.....Old Apache Tradition
                              Originally posted by vandeleur
                              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                              • kwame k
                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 11302

                                Originally posted by Susie Q
                                ....who were blind, and one nutted.
                                ...and born an albino Apache
                                Originally posted by vandeleur
                                E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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