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  • kwame k
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Feb 2008
    • 11302

    Originally posted by Susie Q
    I just had a bad thought....

    What if Ace gets off on this negative attention? I mean in a 'sick' way.

    Tag....Kwame's turn!
    I have to pour a drink now....
    Originally posted by vandeleur
    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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    • ace diamond
      Full Member Status

      • Sep 2004
      • 3863

      Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
      Age has nothing to do with being smart or stupid, Susie... I mean, just look at Asshole! Wait, on second thought, DON'T look at Asshole, you don't deserve such suffering.

      But the point still stands... he's around 30 something & an IQ of 35.

      It might even lower, as he grows older...

      Cheers! :bottle:
      i'm 32, thank you.
      Originally posted by hideyoursheep
      When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
      "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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      • Susie Q
        Veteran
        • Jan 2004
        • 1523

        Originally posted by kwame k
        I have to pour a drink now....

        I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
        ~Susie Q 2009

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        • kwame k
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Feb 2008
          • 11302

          Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
          So you mean this thread has never been more fun?

          Cheers! :bottle:
          ...or we should use a blender to decipher his lies?

          I'm cuntfused now, Igo
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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          • ace diamond
            Full Member Status

            • Sep 2004
            • 3863

            Originally posted by Susie Q
            I just had a bad thought....

            What if Ace gets off on this negative attention? I mean in a 'sick' way.

            Tag....Kwame's turn!
            and it only took 8 fucking pages and all these fucking years for someone to finally figure this out.

            if it weren't for negative attention, i wouldn't know what to do with myself.
            but, since i am rather astute at running my mouth and pissing people off,
            i don't really have to worry about that too much.

            susie, do remember darling that sympathy is in the dictionary wedged in between shit and syphillis.
            Originally posted by hideyoursheep
            When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
            "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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            • ace diamond
              Full Member Status

              • Sep 2004
              • 3863

              Originally posted by kwame k
              What did they do with your other sister....sell her?

              ****late game edit***** yet dear old mom was able to take you to see Kiss and Van Halen when you were 3 years old.

              Tag....Susie!
              kid sister was born saturday july 2, 1983.
              my 6th birthday.
              you fail on that one, shitheel.
              Originally posted by hideyoursheep
              When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
              "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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              • kwame k
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Feb 2008
                • 11302

                Originally posted by ace diamond
                and it only took 8 fucking pages and all these fucking years for someone to finally figure this out.

                if it weren't for negative attention, i wouldn't know what to do with myself.
                but, since i am rather astute at running my mouth and pissing people off,
                i don't really have to worry about that too much.

                susie, do remember darling that sympathy is in the dictionary wedged in between shit and syphillis.
                So now you're pulling the old classic...I was just messin' with ya guys.....sure Ace.
                Originally posted by vandeleur
                E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                • Anonymous
                  Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 12749

                  Originally posted by Susie Q
                  I just had a bad thought....

                  What if Ace gets off on this negative attention? I mean in a 'sick' way.

                  Tag....Kwame's turn!
                  Oh shit! Gawd!

                  Dammit!

                  I need a bath, I suddenly feel... dirty... & sick...

                  I think I'll skip sleep tonight so as not to have any life-scarring nightmares, thank you very much, Susie. What the hell happened to pink, fluffy bunnies?

                  In fact, I'll skip sleep, food... everything. I'll just stare blankly at this for the remainder of the evening, to ward off all unpleasantness...







                  Hmmm... sisters...



                  Cheers! :bottle:

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                  • kwame k
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 11302

                    Originally posted by ace diamond
                    kid sister was born saturday july 2, 1983.
                    my 6th birthday.
                    you fail on that one, shitheel.
                    You said 70's and 80's dude....got it right from your post.

                    What you need to do is create an outline with the highlights of the lies you want to tell, that way you can keep 'em straight.
                    Originally posted by vandeleur
                    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                    • ace diamond
                      Full Member Status

                      • Sep 2004
                      • 3863

                      Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                      Oh shit! Gawd!

                      Dammit!

                      I need a bath, I suddenly feel... dirty... & sick...

                      I think I'll skip sleep tonight so as not to have any life-scarring nightmares, thank you very much, Susie. What the hell happened to pink, fluffy bunnies?

                      In fact, I'll skip sleep, food... everything. I'll just stare blankly at this for the remainder of the evening, to ward off all unpleasantness...







                      Hmmm... sisters...



                      Cheers! :bottle:
                      he shoots, she scores!
                      bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
                      Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                      When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                      "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                      • kwame k
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 11302

                        Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                        Oh shit! Gawd!

                        Dammit!

                        I need a bath, I suddenly feel... dirty... & sick...

                        I think I'll skip sleep tonight so as not to have any life-scarring nightmares, thank you very much, Susie. What the hell happened to pink, fluffy bunnies?

                        In fact, I'll skip sleep, food... everything. I'll just stare blankly at this for the remainder of the evening, to ward off all unpleasantness...







                        Hmmm... sisters...



                        Cheers! :bottle:

                        Phew....thanks dude

                        That cleansed the old pallet.
                        Originally posted by vandeleur
                        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                        • kwame k
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 11302

                          What were we talking about, again?
                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                          • kwame k
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 11302

                            Originally posted by ace diamond
                            susie, do remember darling that sympathy is in the dictionary wedged in between shit and syphillis.
                            So is Stupid
                            Originally posted by vandeleur
                            E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                            • ace diamond
                              Full Member Status

                              • Sep 2004
                              • 3863

                              Originally posted by kwame k
                              You said 70's and 80's dude....got it right from your post.

                              What you need to do is create an outline with the highlights of the lies you want to tell, that way you can keep 'em straight.
                              you are forgetting that i have 2 sisters.
                              older sister born feb.18, 1975.
                              i was born july 2, 1977.
                              kid sister was born july 2, 1983.

                              the era in reference is 1977-1983.

                              about 2 months before kid sister was born, only dad was working.
                              mother was home all the time, as she took her maternity leave in may 1983.

                              so she started on me with learning english just before the end of kindergarten.
                              so i was still 5 at the time.

                              and it was in early may.
                              about 3 weeks prior to the us fest.........

                              you fail again, shitheel.........
                              Last edited by ace diamond; 01-14-2010, 08:24 PM.
                              Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                              When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                              "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                              • Anonymous
                                Banned
                                • May 2004
                                • 12749

                                Originally posted by kwame k
                                What were we talking about, again?
                                I forgot... but I do have this curious sensation of peace & tranquillity... in fact I never felt so serene in my life.

                                Let me look at those pictures again... I think I may be on to something here.

                                Maybe this is similar to what they do at those Tibetan temples?

                                Cheers! :bottle:

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