A Question For The Guys

[Seshmeister]

I'm about to crack myself...

[conmee]

Brethren and Sistren,

I've NEVER©®™ bought a woman a drink or smokes... Are you KIDDING ME©®™? Look, why nickel and dime your way around the endgame when results at $5-$15 per drink are dubious at best. If you got BANK©®™, then just go straight to the WHORES©®™ and get your money's worth. Seriously, did anyone every marry the SLUT©®™ in the bar that asked for a drink or smokes? Of course not.

WHORES©®™ are given a bad RAP©®™, but seriously, it's all WHORING©®™ at one level of economy or another. I've paid less for WHORES©®™ than most men pay in drinks, smokes, alimony, child support, legal fees and I am certain I got more ACTION©®™ and less HASSLE©®™ for my money. And I never got kicked out of MY OWN BED©®™ and told to sleep on the goddam COUCH©®™!

P.S. Blame it ALL©®™ on Sesh©®™ (Godless minion) and my EX©®™ for my current reckless and lawless and godless lifestyle...

That is all.

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[hambon4lif]

I've NEVER©®™ bought a woman a drink or smokes... Are you KIDDING ME©®™? Look, why nickel and dime your way around the endgame when results at $5-$15 per drink are dubious at best.

I've thought about the same thing, and this is why I've personally decided to start patronizing the same kind of dives that thome goes to.

Mathematically and economically, it just seems to make more sense, because apparently at these places I could get 3 pieces of ass for less than 20 bucks!

[Northern Girl]

Where does one find a man WHORE©®™ ?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Where does one find a man WHORE©®™ ?

dan is in new zealand, i believe.














i know, i know. how rude

[thome]

I've thought about the same thing, and this is why I've personally decided to start patronizing the same kind of dives that thome goes to.

Mathematically and economically, it just seems to make more sense, because apparently at these places I could get 3 pieces of ass for less than 20 bucks!

The first round is on me .

The only bad thing is these dives have been sold the new internet juke box, endless tunes, but three tunes cost more than a beer and that is BS.

Give me some old time with actual cds..(old?)...and 10 for a $. That is some booze, value added customer service.

P.S. Bang the old broad at the end of the bar you know the sexy 50 year old.................... the road whores in thier thirties are t-r-o-u-b-l-e.

[thome]

Where does one find a man WHORE©®™ ?

i just sent you a drink,*....leans over bar and waves, to thirsty girl...*
If my orange skin spray and the pink izod popped collar and these sexy white rimmed raybans don't get your attention...I know that cheap vodka and 7-up will..lol

[thome]

Telling someone to do what makes them happy is judgmental? I'm not sure you know what the word means.

I'm thinking, "Good for you, if that makes you happy, do it!" If you are thinking something else, I guess that's your issue.

NG,
Let me take this quote of yours and remove the prequel..just read it as is....now for my response...

There are guys who want girl tipsy before they can talk to them..you know the deal.. guys who cannot relate unless they have the advantage...DoucheBags©®™ <(stolen icon cr thingie) and other nafarious types.

If I and many guys sent you a drink .. see your good if it makes you happy line above..I am in a good mood and have sent the lady a drink..( a good bartender will ask if you want it now or a marker to collect it when you are ready it doesn't have to be slammed immediatley, or you can politely decline, no harm, no foul).

Then think the last part of your sentence...If you are thinking something else...I am just sending a drink, then it is up to you to decide if there is any worry tagged to it.. can you dig.. sometimes a drink is just a drink.

EDIT: There is nothing wrong or out of date with sending a woman or anyone a drink it is only good manners. Sh!t costs money and stuff. Maybe next week they will buy me one or not, it is like the wind......

[Hardrock69]

Congratulations just kidding.

I hope this isn't just because your new crowd have a no sex before marriage rule though.

"New Crowd"?

That is his old crowd's rule. They have no rules against looking at young girls' white panties while eating fried banana & peanut butter sammiches though.

[Hardrock69]

Yeah. I see it all the time. And it's not just "shy guys that can't talk to women" that do it. It's often the "playa'" using it as an excuse to cling on to someone. Personally, I find it a bit boorish and filled with a lot of negative connotations. I also find it sort of offensive when little girls, that I've never met or talked too before in a bar, basically ask you to buy them drinks because that's what they think men are supposed to do...

I have made younger chicks pissed off before because they would come up to me at the bar and say something along the lines of "So...are you gonna buy me a drink?", to which I would laugh at them go "No, what made you think I was supposed to?"