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  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4648

    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    I've given ladies hard wood floors before.....



    Now that's fun.

    Ha ha, I get it. Hard wood. Ha ha.

    Oh dear.

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    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32942

      Originally posted by Romeo Delight
      Its true...the minimum is 85 octane in the US...87 in Canada The most you can get in the US is 91. I think a couple of states have 94.

      94 is available everywhere in Canada. I think in Europe, 99 octane is pretty common
      It's still legal in Wyoming to fill you car with aviation fuel. If you have a high performance car you really don't want to run anything else once you experience AV gas in it.
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • Sensible Shoes
        Full Member Status

        • Oct 2009
        • 4648

        OK so now we're talking anal sex, airline fuel in autos, and hair fetishes. Aren't we diverse? Talk about multi-tasking!

        Oh dear.

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        • DONNIEP
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Mar 2004
          • 13373

          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          It's still legal in Wyoming to fill you car with aviation fuel. If you have a high performance car you really don't want to run anything else once you experience AV gas in it.
          There's one gas station in this county that sells "racing fuel" at the pump. It's 110 octane and it's expensive as hell. But if you have a hopped-up CRX and you're running nitrous it's the only way to go. Wait, I thought this thread was about sexual deviancy?
          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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          • DONNIEP
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Mar 2004
            • 13373

            Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
            OK so now we're talking anal sex, airline fuel in autos, and hair fetishes. Aren't we diverse? Talk about multi-tasking!
            Anal sex is good. To quote an old song, "if my stuff ain't tight enough you can stick it up my ass!"
            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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            • Sensible Shoes
              Full Member Status

              • Oct 2009
              • 4648

              Originally posted by DONNIEP
              Wait, I thought this thread was about sexual deviancy?
              Just roll with it.

              Oh dear.

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32942

                Anal sex is good
                Morrison thought so.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Sensible Shoes
                  Full Member Status

                  • Oct 2009
                  • 4648

                  Where in hell's bells did you find THAT?

                  Oh dear.

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                    I ended up with part of my dad's car collection. He liked this one particular Model A Ford. For one the serial number on the engine and frame match which is rare and the car was made the same year he was. I was doing some electrical work on the car (it still had some of the original wiring and it was due for a change) had the seat out of it and found the serial number plate. Ran a check and found out the car was manufactured in 1930. My dad was born in 1931. So I told him the car was a 30 and not a 31 and he said yeah it was made the year I was concieved so both the car and I were made in 1930. LOL! A Model A Ford will run on straight ethanol or gasoline. You just tweak the enrichment knob. Model T's are the same. The theory was if you didn't have access to gasoline you could build a still.
                    it's almost "bot-esque"
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • LoungeMachine
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 32576

                      Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                      it's almost "bot-esque"
                      You have no idea.......

                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678

                        Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
                        My real purpose was to tell some funny stories about the internet dating site I joined. Yes, yes, I did this once before, but then it was just pathetic. Now the crazies that are contacting me are an absolute hoot - worthy of some of the personalities we love to trash around here. Like, if this one guy joined the Army, he would have the same contempt of his peers that Sockfucker has.

                        Shall I explain? This guy looks great on paper. He owns an auto repair business. He's got some photos of himself doing macho type things - sailing, outside doing stuff, and one hunting photo. Well I do hunting stuff with the doggies sometimes, so I contacted him. Oh yes, also in his profile he mentions that he cuts hair on the side and will give any of his dates a free haircut.

                        Ha ha ha, laugh laugh....

                        Well I got to the point of IMing the guy, and all he can talk about is this haircut thing. Is my hair wavy or straight? I'd look really hot with it short - blah blah blah. He couldn't shut up. Then in the first conversation, he says he hasn't had sex in a long time and he misses it. I take a good long pause and give him the benefit of the doubt.

                        The next IM conversation, he's back on the haircut, and asks if I've ever had my hair cut in the nude. Now I take a REALLY long pause. First of all, I don't think I want to have a first date somewhere private with a man who has sharp instruments. And I think that a haircut in the nude is just going to make me very itchy. And he wanted to meet me THAT WEEKEND. Like there's some big rush. Hmmmm.

                        I gave the sucker the boot and if he contacts me again, I plan to tell him he gives me the creeps and block him if I have to. I mean, I've heard of foot fetishes, and panda fetishes, but a hair fetish? That's a first for me. At least I'd be a good looking corpse.
                        that is kiwi dan. he doesn't even own scissors. (other than his sheep pen shears)
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12678

                          Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                          You have no idea.......

                          eighty percent...
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12678

                            the cylinder sleeves are aluminum...
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • motherchicken
                              Registered User
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 1017

                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              It's still legal in Wyoming to fill you car with aviation fuel. If you have a high performance car you really don't want to run anything else once you experience AV gas in it.
                              Running straight Av gas can burn a hole in your pistons if you're running a stock or close to engine. I knew a dude who ran it in his 68 firebird with a slightly built 400 big block every time he drag raced for money. Eventually he toasted the motor. When we took off the heads the pistons were all heat damaged on top. One had a hole in it. Todays cars are engineered to run on lower octane fuels.

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                              • LoungeMachine
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 32576

                                Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                                eighty percent...
                                Originally posted by Kristy
                                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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