What are you eating right now?

[DLR Bridge]

Tell you what Vain, if they ever develop a show called "Life Swap", I'm signing us up.

I get to cruise the Florida coast in a cobalt blue muscle car and stop off at fancy bars and restaurants to sample fine brew and eats.

You? Well I don't want to spoil the surprise, but it involves little girls shrieking as if every living moment involves a mouse scooting across the floor, an empty wallet and never enough sleep. Oh, an no one listens to a fuckin' word you say and when you pick up the guitar, you can count to 10 and someone in the house will be screaming for you.

[Zing!]

I don't want to spoil the surprise, but it involves little girls shrieking as if every living moment involves a mouse scooting across the floor, an empty wallet and never enough sleep. Oh, an no one listens to a fuckin' word you say and when you pick up the guitar, you can count to 10 and someone in the house will be screaming for you.

You just described my life, except swap out the guitar for every time you sit on the toilet someone's screaming for you.

[Nitro Express]

Take a drunk, methed-out EVH, add a dollop of cheesy Haggar in yellow and red McClown get-up, stir in what's left of MA's VH rights, and bring to a boil in an AVH alimony tour.

Or sitting on the throne blowing hot fiery shit water out your ass because you got to hog wild with the Mad Anthony hot sauce and the food at the Cabo Wabo was tainted with ecoli from Sammy Hagar's ass. Dreams is playing on the bathroom PA while your stomach churns and your ass burns. The room is spinning and you pray to God to take you now. I want to die dear Lord! Take me! Rescue me from this hell!

[envy_me]

Here's a falafel I ordered a few days ago. It tasted great. I started cutting it before I remembered to take a pic :D

[envy_me]

Here is thai I ate yesterday. God, I love this place!

[DLR Bridge]

You just described my life, except swap out the guitar for every time you sit on the toilet someone's screaming for you.

If we swapped, the show would get cancelled after the pilot episode due to heightened suicide rate amongst married men across the nation.

Nah, it's not that bad.







Is it?

[cadaverdog]

I think every man in here knows how to make white sauce.

I make white sauce every chance I get. I just don't make as much as I used to.

[Nitro Express]

I make white sauce every chance I get. I just don't make as much as I used to.

Nothing some ginseng, lots of water, and a trip to the Philippines won't cure. Go to Angeles. Look up Dennis Rodman's dad. He will set you up for the cure.

[cadaverdog]

That's sounds really fucking good right now. Is that a hangover remedy?

I'm opting for the local taco franchise, some Mighty Taco - a big, sloppy Super Mighty:

That's a taco? I'd call that a burrito. But it does look yummy.

[cadaverdog]

Nothing some ginseng, lots of water, and a trip to the Philippines won't cure. Go to Angeles. Look up Dennis Rodman's dad. He will set you up for the cure.

Funny thing is I've been there. I flew home from Clark AFB when I got out of the Navy in 84. When my ship was dry docked in Subic Bay for three months I went there often. Angeles City is right outside of Clark.

[cadaverdog]

Nothing some ginseng, lots of water, and a trip to the Philippines won't cure. Go to Angeles. Look up Dennis Rodman's dad. He will set you up for the cure.

Porn stars recommend eggs to build up the white sauce. I love them boiled eggs but my girlfriend won't come around me when I eat them for some reason.

[VAiN]

Tell you what Vain, if they ever develop a show called "Life Swap", I'm signing us up.

I get to cruise the Florida coast in a cobalt blue muscle car and stop off at fancy bars and restaurants to sample fine brew and eats.

You? Well I don't want to spoil the surprise, but it involves little girls shrieking as if every living moment involves a mouse scooting across the floor, an empty wallet and never enough sleep. Oh, an no one listens to a fuckin' word you say and when you pick up the guitar, you can count to 10 and someone in the house will be screaming for you.

you sir, just made my day. I needed that!

[Northern Girl]

little girls shrieking as if every living moment involves a mouse scooting across the floor, an empty wallet and never enough sleep. Oh, an no one listens to a fuckin' word you say and when you pick up the guitar, you can count to 10 and someone in the house will be screaming for you.

Aw, it won't be long before they won't want dad around. Enjoy it now while you can!

[Northern Girl]

That snapper looks delish! What does it taste like?

[SunisinuS]

http://snapdragonfood.elsstore.com/view/category/18221-chow-mein-stir-fry/

/shrug

Sorry was at the Dentist today...soft nothing food helps.




With lot's of Tamarind and Peanut Sauce.