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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
    I don't get it. Why is that a problem?

    EVERYTHING is better with bacon. Add cheese & it's PERFECT.

    If they ate bacon in the middle-east, there'd've been peace millions of years ago.

    Cheers!
    The Prepared Pantry is a family-owned business located in Rigby, Idaho. We sell baking mixes, kitchen tools, baking ingredients, and gourmet foods.
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    • Anonymous
      Banned
      • May 2004
      • 12749

      Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
      GRATE! If I ever entertain the notion of dying, I now know how I'll go.

      I'll just substitute the pork chops for bleeding rare steaks & eat until my heart gives up. The accompaniment will be a few bottles of Jack Daniel's.

      Thanks, PB!

      Cheers!

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32942

        Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
        GRATE! If I ever entertain the notion of dying, I now know how I'll go.

        I'll just substitute the pork chops for bleeding rare steaks & eat until my heart gives up. The accompaniment will be a few bottles of Jack Daniel's.

        Thanks, PB!

        Cheers!
        Just order some steak tar tar from a place where they never clean the restrooms. The resulting tape worm will waste you in no time.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • Anonymous
          Banned
          • May 2004
          • 12749

          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          Just order some steak tar tar from a place where they never clean the restrooms. The resulting tape worm will waste you in no time.
          I can't, I've been banned from there.

          Cheers!

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          • Sensible Shoes
            Full Member Status

            • Oct 2009
            • 4648

            Thai noodles with shrimp and peanuts. YUUUUUM

            Oh dear.

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            • VAiN
              Use my hand, I won't look
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5056

              Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
              i saw "worked" vegetables
              Holy shit, after I read this I had to look up and re-read that it wasn't 'worked' vegetables... hmmmm.. the mind sees what it wants to see...
              Originally posted by wiseguy
              That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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              • envy_me
                Swedish Love Pump
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Dec 2010
                • 7180

                Originally posted by VAiN
                Holy shit, after I read this I had to look up and re-read that it wasn't 'worked' vegetables... hmmmm.. the mind sees what it wants to see...

                I still don't get what that is.
                The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                • Zing!
                  Veteran
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 2363

                  Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                  I don't get it. Why is that a problem?

                  EVERYTHING is better with bacon. Add cheese & it's PERFECT.

                  If they ate bacon in the middle-east, there'd've been peace millions of years ago.

                  Cheers!
                  Sorry - I sometimes take it for granted that my affinity for bacon is common knowledge around here. Yes, I agree: bacon can save the world.
                  My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    Originally posted by envy_me
                    I still don't get what that is.
                    veggies you have "worked" your "hole" with
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • envy_me
                      Swedish Love Pump
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 7180

                      Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                      veggies you have "worked" your "hole" with
                      I TOLD YOU ALREADY, only a cucumber



                      I'm joking....
                      The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                      • Angel
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 7481

                        Originally posted by envy_me
                        I TOLD YOU ALREADY, only a cucumber



                        I'm joking....
                        Yeah...sure you are...
                        "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12678

                          gourd squatters
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • envy_me
                            Swedish Love Pump
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 7180

                            Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                            gourd squatters
                            This is all we have here... But on the plus side it comes with a condom already on it :D

                            The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                            • PETE'S BROTHER
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 12678

                              Originally posted by envy_me
                              This is all we have here... But on the plus side it comes with a condom already on it :D

                              http://www.thesweetpepper.se/2754/pr...ilmad-sverige/
                              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                              • envy_me
                                Swedish Love Pump
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 7180

                                I tried Fords Sriracha sauce. God, it's strong. Very good, but strong. I have to take less of it the next time. But it was very tasty.
                                The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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