Fuck my fucking alcoholic wreck of a father.

[DONNIEP]

This whole fight started because Dad threw out moms chicken fried steak that was in the freezer.

Down here a wife would crack her husband's skull for doing that. And throw all his clothes out in the front yard and set them on fire.

[Angel]

It's a curse. Maybe Warf can come over and play too.

Let's not and say we did...

[chefcraig]

Down here a wife would crack her husband's skull for doing that. And throw all his clothes out in the front yard and set them on fire.

Same here in my (red)neck of the woods, with the addition of changing the locks on the doors of the trailer.

[DONNIEP]

Same here in my (red)neck of the woods, with the addition of changing the locks on the doors of the trailer.

Oh yeah, the locks would be changed as well.

My mom is 5 foot even. Little bitty lady. If her husband pushed her she'd beat him half to death.

[fraroc]

Trust me, my mom is a 5'1 little firecracker, if my dad was trying to seriously hurt her, she would be the first one to bash his precious bottle of whisky over his fucking skull.

It's still fucking despicable what he did.

[envy_me]

Trust me, my mom is a 5'1 little firecracker, if my dad was trying to seriously hurt her, she would be the first one to bash his precious bottle of whisky over his fucking skull.

It's still fucking despicable what he did.

Do you have brothers or sisters or is it just the three of you there?

[DONNIEP]

Trust me, my mom is a 5'1 little firecracker, if my dad was trying to seriously hurt her, she would be the first one to bash his precious bottle of whisky over his fucking skull.

It's still fucking despicable what he did.

You should have called the law. Plain and simple.

And don't any of you go breaking any bottles of whiskey. That's a sin in itself. It's not Glennfiddich is it? Because if it is then you really should take it away from him. I mean, I can see breaking a bottle of Ezra Brooks but definitely not Glennfiddich.

[fraroc]

Do you have brothers or sisters or is it just the three of you there?

I'm an only child. It's just me, my parents and my nana who's 85. I really feel bad for my nana though, she's totally monkey in the middle in this situation. She loves her son very much and yet there is no way she approves of ANY of the shit he does, even though she grew up in a time where it was perfectly acceptable to beat the fucking shit out of your children with a leather strap and husbands reigned dominion over their wives. She's still in such great health and its killing me to know that she witnessed what happened (she lives in a downstairs apartment where the feud took place.)

[Kristy]

Well, at least Kristy loves me.

I don't know. You raised an E.R. doctor and E.R. doctors are assholes.

First they overbill you and then they feed you to the collection agency shark. Not that I would personally know anything about this. Just what I hear.

[DONNIEP]

I don't know. You raised an E.R. doctor and E.R. doctors are assholes.

First they overbill you and then they feed you to the collection agency shark. Not that I would personally know anything about this. Just what I hear.

Why can't you be like that innocent girl in your av? With the rings on her fingers and the cute smile. She probably likes lipstick and perfume and frilly little lacy things...

[DONNIEP]

Why don't we all just kick back, watch some Spongebob and have a few belts of a really good scotch?

[Von Halen]

I don't know. You raised an E.R. doctor and E.R. doctors are assholes.

First they overbill you and then they feed you to the collection agency shark. Not that I would personally know anything about this. Just what I hear.

You are dead nuts on. Horrible bedside manners too.

[Kristy]

Why can't you be like that innocent girl in your av? With the rings on her fingers and the cute smile. She probably likes lipstick and perfume and frilly little lacy things...

The rabbit in the first Monty Python movie was also believed to be innocent.

[ELVIS]

Threw the chicken fried steak away ??

I'm on the dad's side...

[DONNIEP]

Threw the chicken fried steak away ??

I'm on the dad's side...

E, you don't count. Everybody knows you live on a diet of twigs and berries!