The Sheep Pen

[Rikk]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Seriously, who shot JR? I remember watching that episode, but man it's been more than 20 years ago.

Kristen, J.R.'s sister-in-law, and mistress. Daughter of BING CROSBY, Mary Crosby, played her. And I would STILL fuck her.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by vanzilla
DAMMIT! I love the bathhouse.

[vanzilla]

ROTFLMMFAO!!!!

That's funny as shit man! And with that we've hit 300 pages of SHEEP PEN GOODNESS. Glad I could play a part. Hasta la later Rikk!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by vanzilla
ROTFLMMFAO!!!!

That's funny as shit man! And with that we've hit 300 pages of SHEEP PEN GOODNESS. Glad I could play a part. Hasta la later Rikk!

Indeed, VAN!! We hit 300 pages, and it's quite the feat!!!

Don't forget to turn the steamers off in your bathhouse before calling it a night. They take up a lot of power.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by vanzilla
You want to hear some funny shit? Thorman PM'S me asking me to transcribe my Sammy interview from 95. I asked him if he's serious, he says he is - and then goes on a rant about being a fan of both Sam and Dave. For a sheep, he's one tough fucker man! He's got balls I'll give him that.

I have a feeling that I might know him from the LINKS. A lot of LINKERS are getting bored over there regarding VAN HA--- news.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Didn't hear anything about Slawterhouse after a while...been years now...I've lurked on a lot of VH message boards since '97/'98 or so...never really posted until here.

Wow! I didn't even have a clue about VH message boards until I went looking for good classic VAN HALEN boots on the internet and found the best one of all!

The only clue I had of anything was when someone mentioned that VAN HA--- had a message board on their official site, but the 'PLEASURE DOME" was gone by the time I got there.

[bueno bob]

I think we oughta print this whole thread and publish it as a full length picture novel, myself.

I think it's a hell of a read, actually!

[Bill Lumbergh]

'sup Bob.

[bueno bob]

Usual shit...about to get out of the house and go out job hunting in a few minutes, just thought I'd come on here and vent while I'm waiting for my coffee.

I'm also sick! And I can thank my son for that...

Figures!

[Rikk]

I am going to start on the multi-episode BEST OF THE PEN thread in a few weeks when I have more time. It will basically describe big events, inductions and also have certain quotes and pics. It'll be hilarious, and it won't gloss things over. It'll also take fucking ages to do!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

I used to never get sick........maybe once a year........that's until we started having kids! Now anytime my oldest son gets anything, I know it's only a matter of time. Kinda like when LMS strolls into town, an STD outbreak among crackheads follows! How's the job search goin'?

[bueno bob]

LOL...

Well, not bad. No bites, yet, the one place I thought I had nailed down, well, I called them and they told me that they'd rather have somebody who hasn't been unemployed for a year...which I thought kinda odd, it's not like I've been too lazy to work, and I thought I explained that; with Arletta's schedule, I HAVE to be here to watch the kids, they can't take care of themselves, so...oh well...

There's a place down the road hiring for graveyard (which is all I can work right now); it's a shit job, doing laundry for a hotel, but...hell, I had to work for 2 weeks in laundry before when I was manager (well, in manager training, anyway), so it's nothing new, and moreover it's walking distance from where I live. I've held off on doing it (since it's laundry), but they've had the ad up now for like 2 months, so I figure I should be able to just walk right on into it...we'll see...

[bueno bob]

Well, Cody, the 5 year old, came home from school last Friday all flushed and running a fever...then Austin, the 8 year old, got it so bad over the weekend he couldn't even keep water down, kept puking everything up (and of course, he never actually TRIES to get to the toilet, he just barfs wherever he happens to be at and stays in the same place!!!!), and I've been sneezing and hacking ever since Saturday...feel a bit better today, but I'm still kinda out of sorts.

[Rikk]

Man, parents are always getting sick. It's just a side effect of having kids. Probably the one thing (aside from exhaustion) that I'm not looking forward to when I finally go down that road.

I thought you were getting that job, BOB. Sorry to hear that, bro. But you just have to keep trying. It's not like you've been looking the whole time, so you'll get there. Just start doing something, and then it'll be easier to switch to something else once you get in the swing of things, brother.

[bueno bob]

That's what I'm thinking. There's not a lot of graveyard auditing available in my neck of the woods right now, most of the people who grab those jobs stay with them for quite a while. I've still got potential for a part time auditing slot with a hotel chain I used to work for, so I'm waiting on that. I figure I'll do the laundry gig until something better rolls along.

After 2 or 3 months of advertising, I can't think they'd be all that selective at this stage, so that may go in my favor.