The Sheep Pen

[Rikk]

I just noticed that I would be well over 10000 posts at this point, were it not for the deleted thread....

Anyway, almost at 10000 posts and complete loser-dom.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
I just noticed that I would be well over 10000 posts at this point, were it not for the deleted thread....

Anyway, almost at 10000 posts and complete loser-dom.

Fuck it. If you're succesful with that donkey, you'll at least have that much, right?

Congrats on the 10,000 though! Elite company you're in now bud! ...almost, anyway!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Fuck it. If you're succesful with that donkey, you'll at least have that much, right?

Congrats on the 10,000 though! Elite company you're in now bud! ...almost, anyway!

Thanks bro.

Well, elite in a "too much time on hands" kind of way....

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
Thanks bro.

Well, elite in a "too much time on hands" kind of way....

Well, before we go any further on that topic:

Are you a jet fuel genius that can solve the worlds problems without even trying?

Do you have dozens of friends and the fun never ends, that is as long as you're buying?

[Rikk]

All I know is that I'm more brilliant than an entire season of MacGyver.:p

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
All I know is that I'm more brilliant than an entire season of MacGyver.:p

Is it any wonder you're not the president?

Is it any wonder you're null and void??

Oh shit, now I gotta go bust out my Paradise Theater CD...God damnit... :D

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
All I know is that I'm more brilliant than an entire season of MacGyver.:p

Actually, on a serious note, Arletta's a HUGE fan of Stargate SG-1; we saw a clip on TV a while back for the MacGyver DVDs and he looked so...young!

Crazy shit, man.

[Rikk]

Man, there were so many great shows back in the day! Do you remember SLEDGE HAMMER?

[bueno bob]

Probably; I don't remember any of the shows by name, actually...saw a lot of them, though. Most all of them, I think.

[bueno bob]

Hey, question - does this site automatically skip you over post #5150 and take you directly from #5149 to #5151? I'm closing in...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Hey, question - does this site automatically skip you over post #5150 and take you directly from #5149 to #5151? I'm closing in...

Man, that would be the most amazing feature! They should!!:p

[bueno bob]

hehheheh...I think it's a FABULOUS idea, personally!

[VHdamaco]

question for both rikk and bueno...

what does it take to become an official shepherd (besides posting just a tad bit more)? i'm interested in joining that elite rank if possible...

thanks for the time

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
question for both rikk and bueno...

what does it take to become an official shepherd (besides posting just a tad bit more)? i'm interested in joining that elite rank if possible...

thanks for the time

First off is a profession for hatred in regards to all things Van Hagar; that part isn't too difficult.

Secondly, you need to watch Bill Lumbergh masterbate while he listens to George Michael's "Faith"; that's where we lose most of the recruits.

Third, I have to test your midichlorian count. If you're up to snuff, I'll pass on a nod to Rikk, who's the final voice in these matters. If not, you may be a potential for apprenticeship.

Fourth, the Sheep Pen needs it's shit shovelled on a daily basis. This is still supposedly Poop Boy's job, but...he's a slacker; we knew it when we hired him.

If you can resist Merle's undeniable charm, that's test #5 passed. And Merle WILL try to bed you, and he can be EXTREMELY seductive when he chooses to be. Be forwarned.

A succesful infiltration into the 5150 studios to scratch up Ed and Al's XBox games is step #6.

Firebombing Cabo Wabo is considered step #7; it's relatively easy - Sammy's so attracted to the color red that he usually just lets it burn while he sings it.

Test #8 consists of you going to Wherehouse, Tower Records, whatever's closest to you, buying a copy of VOA, then going promptly outside and SMASHING THE EVER-LOVING SHIT OUT OF IT.

Trial #9 is the Gom Jabbar; so far only Muad'Dib has passed that test, but he doesn't choose to post here as he has a universe to run with Alan the Panther.

And test #10, finally, is to walk into your mother's bedroom, moon her and shout the lyrics to "Bottoms Up" in totality BEFORE she whacks you with the baseball bat.

Defeating that, speak to Rikk, cuz those are only MY requirements, he's probably got his own list of shit for you to do.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by bueno bob

Secondly, you need to watch Bill Lumbergh masterbate while he listens to George Michael's "Faith"; that's where we lose most of the recruits.

Damaco - the hardest part was stomaching Lumbergh wacking it to a George Michael video. I'm the only "openly gay" member (Bob and Rikk are still in the closet with Bill) and I almost yacked.