The Sheep Pen

[bueno bob]

Alex Van Halen is concerned. Ever since they took away his sharp objects, he's been worried that the one and only BUENO FREDDY will be coming back for them!

[bueno bob]

"You need to RELAX, Al, seriously. There IS no Bueno Freddy! It's just some strange kinda mellow mass hysteria jive! At least that's what Sam told me."

[bueno bob]

Ladies and gentlemen, an announcement from Laurence Fishburne:

"Hello; my name is Laurence Fishburne. You are currently viewing "A Sheep Pen on Elm Street, Part 3: Bueno Warriors. It is my honor here today to inform you that Bueno Freddy does indeed exist, and will be creating problems for Van Hagar before this is over. Are you ready to see how deep the rabbit hole goes?"

[bueno bob]

Sammy has had enough; he's decided to go online and check out this Sheep Pen business in the DLR Army himself!

"Fuck, man...this site is kick ass, actually!"

[bueno bob]

Meanwhile, Edward Van Halen, currently residing in the Betty Ford clinic, is experiencing the effects of fading rock stardom.

[bueno bob]

"You know, I fucking LOVE being me...but I'd rather be me with a bottle."

[bueno bob]

OH NO! Edward's fallen prey to an evil trap set by Bueno Freddy!!!

The horror!!!

The terror!!!

The humor!!!

[bueno bob]

"This would make Sammy so HOT! I hope the guys'll come rescue me...actually, just as long as they bring some scotch, I guess I could hang awhile..."

[Matt White]

YIKES!!!

[bueno bob]

"Heh heh heh...now all I have to do is wait until they come to get him...and they're easy pickings..."

[bueno bob]

Alex Van Halen's dreams give him the power of a D&D 11th level magic user!


Unfortunately, Bueno Freddy cast a dispel magic spell and Alex didn't make the saving throw! OOPS!!

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Sammy Hagar, after hacking the Roth Army database, discovers that the one and only way to defeat Bueno Freddy is to infiltrate the Sheep Pen junkyard, find the bones of Bueno Freddy, and bury him in a sanctified grave!

Unfortunately, all of that information was planted by Matt White, knowing full well that Hagar would find it!

And the remains of Bueno Freddy are MORE than ready to defend themselves!

[bueno bob]

It's too late for poor Sammy!

Bueno Freddy is too strong, too fast; Sammy thought he was HOT, but he didn't count on how COLD Bueno Freddy could be!

[bueno bob]

"Man, I don't know how many times I gotta kill these guys over and over again before they stay dead...good Lord, Sheep Pen tending is hard work sometimes!"

[bueno bob]

While Sammy made the distraction, however, Mike was busy freeing Edward!

DAMN! Bueno Freddy had been tricked!!

But he wasn't going down alone!!!!!!!