The Sheep Pen

[bueno bob]

Yes, I'll second that vote.

Whoreman has earned it in his time here...Rectum Ranger hasn't quite been here long enough, but he's in the running for next week, I say.

Matt, would you care to do the honors? We don't exactly have a majority vote as it stands, but since we're here...

[Matt White]

***OFFICIAL SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT***
As of Friday May 13th, Thorman is officially inducted into the SHEEP PEN. Now known as WHORMAN, this spammy worshiper is to be harassed and tormented upon every post he makes.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I thought he'd have been inducted ages ago.

[bueno bob]

Whorman has certainly earned his place in the Sheep Pen. Let's check out some of his gratest hits:

Originally posted by Thorman
I like men's hairy asses!

BAM!

Originally posted by Thorman
At first, I thought I'd hate gay porn, but it's really quite good once you start watching it.

BAM!

Originally posted by Thorman
5150 is a state of mind, and "The Seventh Seal" is a wonderful song to fuck men in the mouth to!

BAM!

Originally posted by Thorman
Well, my Mom tried to be a female escort once, but they told her that she wasn't a MILF...she was closer to a MILK (Mom I'd Like to Kill)

BAM!

I recall once, when he was being considerably abused by our roster, he seemed to go off of the deep end...

Originally posted by Thorman
SO WHAT IF I HAVE A FUCKING MULLET? ITS OK! IT'S A PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE HAIRSTYLE! AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH LIVING IN A TRAILER AND STILL HAVING CASSETTES! CDS ARE SO EXPENSIVE I CAN'T AFFORD THEM! THE SEVENTH SEAL IS THE BEST CLASSIC VAN HALEN SONG EVER!!

BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE BEING GAY, FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

Um, does anybody have any gay porn to sell? I really like the stuff with the fat hairy guys where they get all covered in oil, it reminds me of the Sammy Hagar poster above my bed that I jack off to nightly.

BAM!

As you can see, Whorman's induction into the Sheep Pen was only a logical step in the progression of our complete destruction of all things Red Rocker'ish.

Please feel free to give Whorman a good, swift kick in the ass when you visit today - he's more than earned it.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I thought he'd have been inducted ages ago.

Better late then never

[vanzilla]

3 queers for Whorman. I thought he was an alias. Turns out he's just a dumbfuck! Congrats dickweed!

[vanzilla]

My boys in art are working on the SHEEP PEN LOGO. They're a little backed up because we're in a RATINGS BOOK. But they're working on it in their spare time.

Is it cool to use THORMAN'S head in the logo?

On second thought, he would think it's an honor. - Scratch that.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by vanzilla
My boys in art are working on the SHEEP PEN LOGO. They're a little backed up because we're in a RATINGS BOOK. But they're working on it in their spare time.

Is it cool to use THORMAN'S head in the logo?

On second thought, he would think it's an honor. - Scratch that.

Yeah, just the logo would be cool :D

I think this'll turn out well, I really do.

Now, let's kick Whorman some more!!

Originally posted by Thorman
I like to visit bathhouses!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Whorman is a dick, I'll give you that.

He keeps saying I'm stuck in the late 70s/early 80s, especially with a name like Shaun Ponsonby. To which I keep replying "I'm on;y 16, cuntstain".

Didn't he say that he actually liked Dave, he just prefers Spam, so tries to cause a shitload of...erm...shit. The key word there is 'TRIES'.

BAM!

[bueno bob]

Bam is the sound Whorman's nutsack makes when it slaps against that hairy ass.

What a goatfucker!

[Nickdfresh]

Outstanding! So WHOREMAN has officially joined the ranks of the woolly...well, well, well,...enjoy the Cabo Margarita in the trough mother fucker!

The SHEEP will be most happy with this new addition due to his tireless efforts at promoting SAMMY HAGAR through his mindless propaganda. The ranks of the woolly have been somewhat thinned lately due to attrition and MERLE's boundless appetite for all things MUTTON!

WHOREMAN, you've crossed the River CABOSTYX© and entered the boiling Velveeta© Fondue for eternity!


Muhuhuhawhawhawhaw!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Outstanding! So WHOREMAN has officially joined the ranks of the woolly...well, well, well,...enjoy the Cabo Margarita in the trough mother fucker!

The SHEEP will be most happy with this new addition due to his tireless efforts at promoting SAMMY HAGAR through his mindless propaganda. The ranks of the woolly have been somewhat thinned lately due to attrition and MERLE's boundless appetite for all things MUTTON!

WHOREMAN, you've crossed the River CABOSTYX© and entered the boiling Velveeta© Fondue for eternity!


Muhuhuhawhawhawhaw!!!!

Oh yeah,



And...


























BAM!!!
Motherfucker!!!

Happy Friday the 13th....

[bueno bob]

One must make some exceptional strides in life in order to have earned a place in the Sheep Pen. Whorman joins the ranks of the others who have earned this honor..fucksticks them all.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAA-M, sheep!

[Thorman]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Whorman is a dick, I'll give you that.

He keeps saying I'm stuck in the late 70s/early 80s, especially with a name like Shaun Ponsonby. To which I keep replying "I'm on;y 16, cuntstain".

Didn't he say that he actually liked Dave, he just prefers Spam, so tries to cause a shitload of...erm...shit. The key word there is 'TRIES'.

BAM!

Hye Mr Cassidy..I have said that I like Dave, at time, for example when he tried out for VH from 78-85. At which point they hired their real singer, MR Hagar who is CVH all the way.

My point with you is that youyr name is like really odd...It fit in the 70's but trust me, Shaun, the name is very uncool.

Anyway, I have all the Hagar albums and if your old enough I can send you some mp3's of the greatest rock band ever, CVH

BAM

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Thorman
BAAAA BAAA BAAA BAAA BAAA BAAA BAAA BAA BAAA

Don't worry, dear little sheep, feeding time is at noon!