The Sheep Pen

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
i would but, i'd probally end up shooting the bitch

Exactly!

Now you're catching on!

[tjvhou812]

i dont know but, that bitch better clean my bunk
out before i get back from natra's and rikks bar

[bueno bob]

I'll put the Doc on him...the Doc makes sure shit gets DONE!

Or else THEY get done!

[DLR7884]

Where's AP?

The fucker hasn't posted in almost 2 weeks.

The last post he made was from an IP in Chicago, but he's from NY.

WTF?

DLR7884
I miss that fucker.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I'll put the Doc on him...the Doc makes sure shit gets DONE!

Or else THEY get done!

you said it

[Matt White]

It's becoming a mystery as to what has happened to AP!!!

He's a STELLAR cat!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Poor WHOREMAN, he has no idea what he is in for. He thinks he will cuntinue to whimsically post his gay Hagarita crap!

He's brought the full force of the SHEEP PEN down on him.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Poor WHOREMAN, he has no idea what he is in for. He thinks he will cuntinue to whimsically post his gay Hagarita crap!

He's brought the full force of the SHEEP PEN down on him.

It's tragic, really.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Matt White
It's becoming a mystery as to what has happened to AP!!!

He's a STELLAR cat!!!

I'm wondering if he's okay actually...

[Rikk]

Me too. I miss AP. Dude is totally AWOL.

[Rikk]

* * * * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * * * *

In honor of our latest SHEEP OF THE WEEK, I give you, once again, our famous SHEEP ADMINS... (I'm including AP, even though I'm not sure he's still alive!!)...

WHOREMAN THE PEN DOORMAN (a brilliant phrase, coined by Pen Admin POOP BOY), meet your owners...


RIKK

RIKK is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. His friendliness knows no bounds. His caring and brush-off nature is legendary in these parts. Well-respected and highly-intellectual poster VH LINKS SUCKS once called him: "Maybe the nicest person I've ever come across on the internet." Super-intelligent and well-liked Richard Gere-impersonator GUWAPO ROCKER calls RIKK: "Maybe my best friend in real life. I can't believe how well we've always gotten along. He is so great, it just makes me so happy thinking about how good we've been for each other. Just a fantastic human being that I can't envision anyone having a problem with. Too bad he's straight and I'm so gay. One day, he'll go for that drink with me." RIKK currently resides in Iwo Jima and enjoys Sugar-Free Rice Krispie Treats. Word is, ladies, that he looks just like ROBERT DOWNEY JR. He is a Priest of the Church of ALAN THE PANTHER, the greatest of all the panthers.



MATT WHITE

MATT WHITE is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. He began swimming when he was seventeen and is currently a world class swimmer and athlete. He is also the inventer of the two-second handjob and has killed four people with a hammer. His other PEN members praise him...BILL LUMBERGH: "When I think of MATT WHITE, I think of how much one person can hate another sorry sack of shit. Fuck him and his argumentative bullshit." BUENO BOB: "MATT is so fucking argumentative that it makes me so angry. I get so mad I want to hit him with a pool cue until he's dead and then hit him some more. I need fruit roll-ups and my dick is itchy. Larg!!" MATT currently resides on SHANNON DOHERTY's front lawn and is hoping to "tell her off" for quitting SCARE TACTICS when she was at her career peak. He is the coiner of the phrase: "Bring me the head of STEPHEN BALDWIN."



BILL LUMBERGH

BILL LUMBERGH is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. He is unique among the SHEEP PEN Administration Staff in that he is the only open homosexual. BILL: "I love being gay. I feel so strong being with another man that it inspires me to go out and buy bagels. I love water sports. It makes me feel like I'm inside another man." BILL began collecting GEORGE MICHAEL memorabilia in the mid-80s and followed GEORGE's early concert career from arena to arena as a Whamhead. PANAMARK: "I hate BILL LUMBERGH. There are sorry sons of bitches, and then there's BILL. When he tries to convince me that GEORGE MICHAEL has even half the talent BOY GEORGE has, I want to vomit up the secretions of the three wives I ate out last night." BILL currently resides in Dover, Delaware and is looking for work for the next three months until MICHAEL-ATHON 2005 this summer, after which he expects to spend the Fall in jail for jumping on George during his Q&A session at the Delaware convention. His greatest trait is that he never goes on breaks from the Army. He's always around...24 hours a day, 7 days a week...in stereo.



NICK D FRESH

NICK D FRESH is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. He is a trouble-making buffoon that only joined the SHEEP PEN because RIKK was intending to PM the well-respected poster DIAMOND DEN to offer him the gig but he sent the PM to NICK instead. NICK is not very intelligent and he didn't understand why the PM was addressed to DIAMOND D. He assumed that the "DIAMOND D" greeting was RIKK's playful way of substituting the word "DIAMOND" for "NICK", which people would only do if discussing the jewel-like qualities of the music of NICK CARTER. NICK repsonded enthusiastically with the following PM to RIKK: "Fuck yes! I have nothing else in my life to look forward to. It's so empty and black. In fact, I was about to kill myself until you offered me this job, RIKK." RIKK took pity on the pool fool and gave him the job, though what he does around here, we don't know. Recently, he's been claiming he owns people like GAR. Everyone knows that GAR is the most well-respected, cherished, loved and sought-after posters at the Army. His dick is shrinking and he has more friends than Ted Bundy did just before his execution. NICK currently resides in Peking and eats two gerbils a day. He's an aerobic trainer every other week.



BUENO BOB

BUENO BOB is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. GARY COLEMAN once said of him: "Dat mudda is fat! So fukkin' fat!!" ALAN THICKE agrees: "The Army is a great place. But BUENO BOB is the greatest thing about it. Without him, the place would be shit." "I consider myself a sexual man," BOB says. "My sexual prowess knows no bounds. I wake up in the morning and play with my lightsaber. Then, while I'm showering (every four mornings), I close my eyes, use the 'force', and play with my lightsaber again. I like watching recent films with cinema greats like KIRK CAMERON or TRACEY GOLD, and then I begin to play with my lightsaber. It goes on for hours...the perfect circle. Who's scruffy looking? Not this piece of Sith." ALAN THE PANTHER once said of BUENO BOB: "Larg! I hate BUENO BOB. There are sorry sons of bitches, and then there's BOB." BOB has many hates in his life. One is STAR WARS and the other is sheep. But he joined the SHEEP PEN because he thought we like to make fun of real farm sheep...you know, the kind with real wool and everything. BOB's IQ was last reported at 68. He currently resides in JAKE'S DINER out on ROUTE 64 by GRAHAM'S WORMS AND AMMO.



POOP BOY

TJVHOU812 is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. Known to his friends and many lovers as POOP BOY, he joined the Army in the summer and was actually a SHEEP OF THE WEEK. His incessant love of all things SAMMY HAGAR, plus his knows-no-bounds stupidity made him a quick target of RIKK and his friends' "pick-on-the-smaller-person" level of fighting. RIKK: "I like to pick on people I can beat because that's the kind of integrity I possess. I also like kicking people when they're down. That's really what the Pen is all about...beating the stupid." For some reason, the PEN gang realized that POOP BOY was really one of them, and (demonstrating their insanity) they decided to have him join the Administration Staff. NICK: "POOP BOY joining the Pen was probably the greatest day of my life." DLR7884: "When I joined the Pen, POOP BOY was there to greet me with open arms. It was so fucking gay and annoying that I hit him until he bled and was crying. Then I hit him again and again until he stopped making any noise. And then I hit him some more. I hate him." POOP BOY says of his Pen status: "Being in the PEN is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. It is so great that sometimes at night, I just can't believe my luck. My life is complete, and it's all because of the SHEEP PEN. Wow...I am just so happy, I can tell you. Gosh." POOP BOY currently resides in Nashville and is working on his second album, I Think I'll Get Drunk and Then Go Home and Hit Her.



DLR7884

DLR7884 is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. He is also the picture of non-judgmental, calm and loving behavior. "I am at one with the world. My karma is with the Lord, and I cannot accept that there is not good in every single soul I come across. I like to look for the good in everybody. If someone insults me, I say, 'Hey, let's work this out, brother.' I love you like I love all my brothers around the world." Ever since joining the Pen, he has had major issues with the way Pen staff get involved in fights at every step of the way. His avatar speaks peace, and he has wanted RIKK to know that fighting is not the way to solve the ARMY's problems. DLR7884: "I can't believe how much fighting goes on. And I want no part of it. I'm here to help people." His love for FABULOUS SHADOW and VH LINKS SUCKS also knows no bounds. "I love them...like they are my siblings. They are beautiful human beings. Their insanity and complete separation from the real world in their heads is part of their charm. The day they die will be a great day for everyone, but at least I'll remember the good times..." DLR7884 resides in Detroit where he leads an idyllic country life.



ACADEMIC PUNK

ACADEMIC PUNK is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. His joining the SHEEP PEN was a natural step because the coolest posters need some place to congregate and be cool and pretend they're bigger than they really are in real life. ACADEMIC PUNK: "I'm a loser in real life. I've never worked. I've never had a girlfriend. I'm a virgin (sound familiar). I live at home and can't even read very well. My family hates me and I hate myself. Basically, I'm exactly like RIKK. He is such a fucking loser. So is POOP BOY. So is NICK. So is MATT. So is BILL. So is 7884. So is VANZILLA. So is BOB. They're all losers. RIKK asked me to join because he said having a Pen and fighting with other internet losers brings about the kind of mental stability and ego-stabilization that I could afford if I were employed and had a good health plan and were literate. I'm so thankful for the opportunity." BILL has called ACADEMIC PUNK "maybe the greatest friend of my life. I get hard when I think of him." AP is a guy that is such a fucking bleeding asshole, BILL was looking for him just the other night to ask if he could fuck him again for seconds. ACADEMIC PUNK currently resides at home where he has learned to read the names of the games on the display covers of his older brother Leon's Playstation Games. He has been missing for two weeks and is currently being discussed on LARRY KING LIVE. Celebrities are quoting him...Jane Fonda was fond of this one: "FUCK YOU, YOU CUNT!!! I'LL KILL YOU, GOAT FUCKING DOG-LICKER!!!" Larry King is playing old clips and telling his viewers: "AP...one of the great ones. Let's pray he comes home safe."



VANZILLA

VANZILLA only joined the Pen because he sent RIKK a cheque for $50. RIKK: "I didn't want him in there. But how could I say no to $50? I mean, that's liquor money for one weekend for me. I have no values or integrity. I don't work, think, live, do anything, except get drunk every weekend. And VAN's $50 sure made me fucking happy and I don't care if the whole SHEEP PEN goes down the shitter just so I can lose consciousness a couple of times over a so-called 'week end' when the rest of my week isn't anything either. I also intend on taking up VAN's entire profile talking about myself..." VAN hails from Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. He was one of the first young Africans fed by Bob Geldof's LIVE AID tribute in 1985. VANZILLA: "Basically, I was lying on the ground eating sand, and Bob Geldof, Bono and Sting ran over a sand dune and shoved rice and bananas in my mouth. I hadn't eaten a proper meal for weeks, and first I threw up and then my stomach exploded. I was dead for 14 minutes until Phil Collins revived me with mouth-to-mouth. It was at this moment, hearing him whisper 'Su-su-sudio' in my ear, that I realized that I'm gay. I decided, 20 years later, to join the SHEEP PEN." VAN now runs a sand farm in New York State and wishes death upon Sally Struthers every day.


Who will be next? Who will be terrorizing you in the future, WHOREMAN THE DOORMAN?

[VH LINKS SUCKS]

Originally posted by Rikk
* * * * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * * * *

In honor of our latest SHEEP OF THE WEEK, I give you, once again, our famous SHEEP ADMINS... (I'm including AP, even though I'm not sure he's still alive!!)...

WHOREMAN THE PEN DOORMAN (a brilliant phrase, coined by Pen Admin POOP BOY), meet your owners...


RIKK

RIKK is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. His friendliness knows no bounds. His caring and brush-off nature is legendary in these parts. Well-respected and highly-intellectual poster VH LINKS SUCKS once called him: "Maybe the nicest person I've ever come across on the internet." Super-intelligent and well-liked Richard Gere-impersonator GUWAPO ROCKER calls RIKK: "Maybe my best friend in real life. I can't believe how well we've always gotten along. He is so great, it just makes me so happy thinking about how good we've been for each other. Just a fantastic human being that I can't envision anyone having a problem with. Too bad he's straight and I'm so gay. One day, he'll go for that drink with me." RIKK currently resides in Iwo Jima and enjoys Sugar-Free Rice Krispie Treats. Word is, ladies, that he looks just like ROBERT DOWNEY JR. He is a Priest of the Church of ALAN THE PANTHER, the greatest of all the panthers.
Rikk



Eruption


Posts: 1,126 (0.63 per day)
Location: Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Join Date: 03.01.00
Favorite VH Album: 1984
Favorite VH Song: Unchained



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BLACK N' BLUE is one of my favorite Van Hagar songs. I like it so much because it is much rawer and reminds me of the Dave days. It's not nearly as polished as some of the other "corporate" stuff. It is probably the main reason OU812 is my favorite Van Hagar album. It's great to know that I'm not the only one who loves the song!

As for CAN'T GET THIS STUFF NO MORE, the music was apparently written and recorded during the BALANCE sessions as "BACKDOOR SHUFFLE." Dave recorded new vocals over it for the BEST OF (ME WISE MAGIC was brand new), and Hagar apparently later sued the band because Dave slightly borrowed the melody on the chorus from Sam's original vocal (he had an out-of-court settlement for $5000).

I agree. BLACK N' BLUE really was the last time the band released a hardcore rock n' roll single until HUMANS BEING, ME WISE MAGIC, and possibly WITHOUT YOU.


MATT WHITE

MATT WHITE is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. He began swimming when he was seventeen and is currently a world class swimmer and athlete. He is also the inventer of the two-second handjob and has killed four people with a hammer. His other PEN members praise him...BILL LUMBERGH: "When I think of MATT WHITE, I think of how much one person can hate another sorry sack of shit. Fuck him and his argumentative bullshit." BUENO BOB: "MATT is so fucking argumentative that it makes me so angry. I get so mad I want to hit him with a pool cue until he's dead and then hit him some more. I need fruit roll-ups and my dick is itchy. Larg!!" MATT currently resides on SHANNON DOHERTY's front lawn and is hoping to "tell her off" for quitting SCARE TACTICS when she was at her career peak. He is the coiner of the phrase: "Bring me the head of STEPHEN BALDWIN."



BILL LUMBERGH

BILL LUMBERGH is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. He is unique among the SHEEP PEN Administration Staff in that he is the only open homosexual. BILL: "I love being gay. I feel so strong being with another man that it inspires me to go out and buy bagels. I love water sports. It makes me feel like I'm inside another man." BILL began collecting GEORGE MICHAEL memorabilia in the mid-80s and followed GEORGE's early concert career from arena to arena as a Whamhead. PANAMARK: "I hate BILL LUMBERGH. There are sorry sons of bitches, and then there's BILL. When he tries to convince me that GEORGE MICHAEL has even half the talent BOY GEORGE has, I want to vomit up the secretions of the three wives I ate out last night." BILL currently resides in Dover, Delaware and is looking for work for the next three months until MICHAEL-ATHON 2005 this summer, after which he expects to spend the Fall in jail for jumping on George during his Q&A session at the Delaware convention. His greatest trait is that he never goes on breaks from the Army. He's always around...24 hours a day, 7 days a week...in stereo.



NICK D FRESH

NICK D FRESH is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. He is a trouble-making buffoon that only joined the SHEEP PEN because RIKK was intending to PM the well-respected poster DIAMOND DEN to offer him the gig but he sent the PM to NICK instead. NICK is not very intelligent and he didn't understand why the PM was addressed to DIAMOND D. He assumed that the "DIAMOND D" greeting was RIKK's playful way of substituting the word "DIAMOND" for "NICK", which people would only do if discussing the jewel-like qualities of the music of NICK CARTER. NICK repsonded enthusiastically with the following PM to RIKK: "Fuck yes! I have nothing else in my life to look forward to. It's so empty and black. In fact, I was about to kill myself until you offered me this job, RIKK." RIKK took pity on the pool fool and gave him the job, though what he does around here, we don't know. Recently, he's been claiming he owns people like GAR. Everyone knows that GAR is the most well-respected, cherished, loved and sought-after posters at the Army. His dick is shrinking and he has more friends than Ted Bundy did just before his execution. NICK currently resides in Peking and eats two gerbils a day. He's an aerobic trainer every other week.



BUENO BOB

BUENO BOB is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. GARY COLEMAN once said of him: "Dat mudda is fat! So fukkin' fat!!" ALAN THICKE agrees: "The Army is a great place. But BUENO BOB is the greatest thing about it. Without him, the place would be shit." "I consider myself a sexual man," BOB says. "My sexual prowess knows no bounds. I wake up in the morning and play with my lightsaber. Then, while I'm showering (every four mornings), I close my eyes, use the 'force', and play with my lightsaber again. I like watching recent films with cinema greats like KIRK CAMERON or TRACEY GOLD, and then I begin to play with my lightsaber. It goes on for hours...the perfect circle. Who's scruffy looking? Not this piece of Sith." ALAN THE PANTHER once said of BUENO BOB: "Larg! I hate BUENO BOB. There are sorry sons of bitches, and then there's BOB." BOB has many hates in his life. One is STAR WARS and the other is sheep. But he joined the SHEEP PEN because he thought we like to make fun of real farm sheep...you know, the kind with real wool and everything. BOB's IQ was last reported at 68. He currently resides in JAKE'S DINER out on ROUTE 64 by GRAHAM'S WORMS AND AMMO.



POOP BOY

TJVHOU812 is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. Known to his friends and many lovers as POOP BOY, he joined the Army in the summer and was actually a SHEEP OF THE WEEK. His incessant love of all things SAMMY HAGAR, plus his knows-no-bounds stupidity made him a quick target of RIKK and his friends' "pick-on-the-smaller-person" level of fighting. RIKK: "I like to pick on people I can beat because that's the kind of integrity I possess. I also like kicking people when they're down. That's really what the Pen is all about...beating the stupid." For some reason, the PEN gang realized that POOP BOY was really one of them, and (demonstrating their insanity) they decided to have him join the Administration Staff. NICK: "POOP BOY joining the Pen was probably the greatest day of my life." DLR7884: "When I joined the Pen, POOP BOY was there to greet me with open arms. It was so fucking gay and annoying that I hit him until he bled and was crying. Then I hit him again and again until he stopped making any noise. And then I hit him some more. I hate him." POOP BOY says of his Pen status: "Being in the PEN is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. It is so great that sometimes at night, I just can't believe my luck. My life is complete, and it's all because of the SHEEP PEN. Wow...I am just so happy, I can tell you. Gosh." POOP BOY currently resides in Nashville and is working on his second album, I Think I'll Get Drunk and Then Go Home and Hit Her.



DLR7884

DLR7884 is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. He is also the picture of non-judgmental, calm and loving behavior. "I am at one with the world. My karma is with the Lord, and I cannot accept that there is not good in every single soul I come across. I like to look for the good in everybody. If someone insults me, I say, 'Hey, let's work this out, brother.' I love you like I love all my brothers around the world." Ever since joining the Pen, he has had major issues with the way Pen staff get involved in fights at every step of the way. His avatar speaks peace, and he has wanted RIKK to know that fighting is not the way to solve the ARMY's problems. DLR7884: "I can't believe how much fighting goes on. And I want no part of it. I'm here to help people." His love for FABULOUS SHADOW and VH LINKS SUCKS also knows no bounds. "I love them...like they are my siblings. They are beautiful human beings. Their insanity and complete separation from the real world in their heads is part of their charm. The day they die will be a great day for everyone, but at least I'll remember the good times..." DLR7884 resides in Detroit where he leads an idyllic country life.



ACADEMIC PUNK

ACADEMIC PUNK is among the most loved and cherished posters at the Army. His joining the SHEEP PEN was a natural step because the coolest posters need some place to congregate and be cool and pretend they're bigger than they really are in real life. ACADEMIC PUNK: "I'm a loser in real life. I've never worked. I've never had a girlfriend. I'm a virgin (sound familiar). I live at home and can't even read very well. My family hates me and I hate myself. Basically, I'm exactly like RIKK. He is such a fucking loser. So is POOP BOY. So is NICK. So is MATT. So is BILL. So is 7884. So is VANZILLA. So is BOB. They're all losers. RIKK asked me to join because he said having a Pen and fighting with other internet losers brings about the kind of mental stability and ego-stabilization that I could afford if I were employed and had a good health plan and were literate. I'm so thankful for the opportunity." BILL has called ACADEMIC PUNK "maybe the greatest friend of my life. I get hard when I think of him." AP is a guy that is such a fucking bleeding asshole, BILL was looking for him just the other night to ask if he could fuck him again for seconds. ACADEMIC PUNK currently resides at home where he has learned to read the names of the games on the display covers of his older brother Leon's Playstation Games. He has been missing for two weeks and is currently being discussed on LARRY KING LIVE. Celebrities are quoting him...Jane Fonda was fond of this one: "FUCK YOU, YOU CUNT!!! I'LL KILL YOU, GOAT FUCKING DOG-LICKER!!!" Larry King is playing old clips and telling his viewers: "AP...one of the great ones. Let's pray he comes home safe."



VANZILLA

VANZILLA only joined the Pen because he sent RIKK a cheque for $50. RIKK: "I didn't want him in there. But how could I say no to $50? I mean, that's liquor money for one weekend for me. I have no values or integrity. I don't work, think, live, do anything, except get drunk every weekend. And VAN's $50 sure made me fucking happy and I don't care if the whole SHEEP PEN goes down the shitter just so I can lose consciousness a couple of times over a so-called 'week end' when the rest of my week isn't anything either. I also intend on taking up VAN's entire profile talking about myself..." VAN hails from Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. He was one of the first young Africans fed by Bob Geldof's LIVE AID tribute in 1985. VANZILLA: "Basically, I was lying on the ground eating sand, and Bob Geldof, Bono and Sting ran over a sand dune and shoved rice and bananas in my mouth. I hadn't eaten a proper meal for weeks, and first I threw up and then my stomach exploded. I was dead for 14 minutes until Phil Collins revived me with mouth-to-mouth. It was at this moment, hearing him whisper 'Su-su-sudio' in my ear, that I realized that I'm gay. I decided, 20 years later, to join the SHEEP PEN." VAN now runs a sand farm in New York State and wishes death upon Sally Struthers every day.


Who will be next? Who will be terrorizing you in the future, WHOREMAN THE DOORMAN?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by VH LINKS SUCKS

Retard, you're 95' TORONTO show should put you in here queer!

[Matt White]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Not this shit AGAIN.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Not this shit AGAIN.

I still love your profile picture!