The Sheep Pen

[bueno bob]

Tithe now, I say!

[tjvhou812]

if the cos gives any1 a hard time

i will tell eddie that bill wants his autograph

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
if the cos gives any1 a hard time

i will tell eddie that bill wants his autograph

Just do it, anyway - it'd be grate to watch!

[tjvhou812]

yes it would...lol

[Nickdfresh]

Just tell BILL EDDIE is GEORGE MICHAELs (with his back turned) and watch the sparks fly!

[bueno bob]

***SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT***

Since we, your Sheep Pen Administrators, have done just about ABSOLUTELY DICK around here lately, I felt it was time to pay some honor to some of our past inductees. Reading over the first 20 pages of this fabulous, time honored, hallowed, respected and IMPORTANT thread in the grate Roth Army Forums, I came to the conclusion that it was time to honor those first few inductees into this now legendary thread, those sheep who help to make The Sheep Pen THE powerhouse thread of the Roth Army Forums.

Time to tip the absinthe bottle on the ground to the following:

01. Big Bad Zero
02. rockvanhalen66
03. TjvhOU812 (*incidentally, it's worth mentioning that Poop Boy became, without ANY doubt, the biggest rags to riches story in the history of the Roth Army's Sheep Pen - from lowly sheep of the week, he's emerged as an ADMINISTRATOR of the Sheep Pen (even though his sole job is still to shovel the shit), but man, THAT'S what you call a success story!)
04. knowitall
05. Jimmy
06. Sniper
07. And finally, mention must be given to L.S.D.

In honor to those brave souls, so gallantly spewing forth the virtues of all that is Van Hagar, I dedicate this post to them. You fought bravely, but trying to piss on Dave's shag carpeting in his own house is a lost cause. Still, you fought bravely, stupidly, and finally retreated in the face of a power even your ignorance could comprehend - the power of the one and only SHEEP PEN!

Side mention must be made, of course, to the one and only Fabulous Shadow, who's incessent bickering with Rikk and threats to leave the forums FOREVER (which began around page...12ish?) also added to the post count and kept this thread right at the top, where it will ALWAYS belong.

In conclusion, I have one last thing to say: Little dikk rikk will sukk your prikk, and may the sheep forever run from our combined fury!

VIVA LA SHEEP PEN!!

Sincerely,

Bueno Bob
Sheep Pen Administrator and Sith Shepherd forever.

[GAR]

I have now inducted myself to become a sheep pan.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by GAR
I have now inducted myself to become a sheep pan.

You aren't worthy. Don't you have an "I'm leaving the Army" ultimatum to make or a mod room to break into?

[bueno bob]

October 11th, 2004 - A day that will live on forever in Sheep Pen History.

Originally posted by Rikk
* * * * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * * * *

Okay, boys and girls. I'm proud to announce that we have a new Administrator to add to our SHEEP PEN staff. Yes, newbie BUENO BOB is now officially a member of our SHEEP PEN enforcement squad. Welcome aboard, Bob! We're going to need your help because there's been an awful lot of baa-ing drowning out good conversation in these-here parts. So, load up your shotgun and get killing...

The Sheep Pen Administration staff have basically one task: kick the shit out of sheep. Basically, when you're posting, keep an eye out for sheep. If you see any newcomers (or oldcomers) starting threads or making posts that either compliment Sammy and the current band OR diss Dave, attack said poster. Tear that poster a new asshole, and try to make it humorous. Be vile, be insulting and be hilarious. It's actually quite easy.

Picture attachments are encouraged (though not required). It is sometimes fun to even just respond to a stupid post with a picture of a sheep taking a shit. Simple, huh?

Even more important: most Fridays we induct another sheep to be SHEEP OF THE WEEK. After any such induction, it's great to have the Administrators concentrate on said sheep during that week, throwing in various insults in the Sheep Pen and posting pictures.

It's actually quite fun. The SHEEP PEN has become very noticed and is read by posters from all the VH sites. It's become very popular!!

We've made a habit of keeping an eye out for good enforcement, and we've been happy with your style for a little while. So, I think having you join as one of our Administrators is a good idea.

Thus, the staff of the SHEEP PEN will now be:
RIKK, MAX, BILL, LOU and now you, BOB.

Congratulations! Great to have you aboard!

That is all.

[Rikk]

Wow. The memories...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by bueno bob
That you, Rikk, for this wonderful opportunity!

And they shall know my wrath!

:D

Let the ass-kicking commence...

And now, 7 months later...did I lie?

I say, "No! I did not!"

Asses have been kicked, names have been taken, and sheep have been sheared, all in the glory of the grate DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH!

The Hagar fans are on the run. They're lost, confused, without direction to turn from the diamond sun which burns overhead, scattered and afraid as the hunters of the Sheep Pen seek them out, search them down, and eliminate them one by one.

The sheep are frightened, for they smell their own extinction upon the winds.

Ladies and gentlemen...your Sheep Pen has been triumphant.

The crusade is not over...nor will it truly EVER be over...but the war, on the large scale, has been won.

Rejoice, brothers and sisters! Rejoice, for the Army has marched onwards to victory!

[Rikk]

That's right.

[bueno bob]

We have a very wide spread variety of fans!

[Nickdfresh]

Hunt the SHEEP and exterminate! (their fleas).

And as a side note, I also enjoy cheating on BILL COSBY's wife.

[Matt White]

THE PEN HIT MEN just wanted to say "Thanks" for all the hard work put in by the PEN ADMNS.

ANd, they wanted to drink our booze! RAT BASTARDS!!!

THAT'S COMIN' OUTTA YER PAY!!!:D