The Sheep Pen

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk
Thank you, darlin'.

anytime Rikk!!!!!!i just call it as i see it........you guys are sweet

[Nickdfresh]

*****SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT*****

Ladies and gentlemen, members of the ROTH ARMY, and my SHEEP PEN brothers in arms...I joined the SHEEP PEN around Thanksgiving of last year I believe. I seemed to have a PENchant for SHEEP SHEARING and a natural inclination for calling out phonies. I like that word, "phony," It reminds of my favorite novel, which I have repeatedly read with an obsessivness unrivaled by any pussy political would-be-assassins and murders of JOHN LENNON, in fact I can quote entire vignettes from the book. Especially about what a phony bastard that Stadler was!

I began posting in the SHEEP PEN on a whim, I'll try to find it, but with 10,200+ posts, it's been quite a journey of MUTTON raking and SHEARING.

I was drawn in by its towering magnificence and helpless before it's shear mystical power! Its shear genius of comedy and the delight of smashing the woolly bastards and their HAGARITA lies! And so, I posted against some SHEEP fucker, I think it was BALTIMOREASSHOLE or someone forgettable like that, and began a shearing frenzy that was quite addictive. At that point I knew I was one of them, so I sent RIKKI the following PM, no lie! Really!:

Dear RIKK,

I think the SHEEP PEN be brilliant, yo! Whaddup' motherfuckas' So hows' about wees bitchslaps some mofo' jackass HAGAR fans!

PEACE! OUT

NDF

RIKKI returned my PM with these warm words of encouragement:

NICK,

Who the fuck are you? are you actually this stupid? WTF, are you really a wigger idiot? Is this another FAB alias? Leave me alone and stop sending me PMs...you cunt!

RIKK

At this point I knew RIKK was just testing me, so I followed up...

Dear RIKK,

I'm sorry; sometimes I try to speak in Ebonics to try to be cool. Please, don't make fun of me RIKK! I was raised by poor sharecroppers and don't know any better. Plus I enjoy sniffing glue, so sometimes I am not all there if you know what I mean!

But gee golly RIKKI, may I call you RIKKI? I really enjoy the SHEEP PEN and have found meaning in it that answers my existential quest to find a higher knowledge and the meaning of life.

I have some really great ideas for the SHEEP PEN! Like maybe we can get the IP of every SHEEP and find out where they work, then we can ride our bikes out to where they live and beat them like EVIL KNEAVEL with baseball bats! Then we can mess with there heads by raping their girlfriends in front of them as they lay bleeding and helpless and shit! How's that sound RIKKI? Huh?

NDF

RIKK really enjoyed my thinking-outside-the-box creativity! I clearly had some new ideas and energy to bring to the table.

NDF,

Jesus Christ! are you fucking psychotic!?! WTF!? You're joking, right? OMG, I'm sending this post to the FBI and the RCMP!

And stop calling me "RIKKI" you retard! It's RIKK!

R-I-K-K!

Before I could respond to RIKK's obviously coy initiation-game, RIKK PM'd me once again that day.

Well NICKDFRESH,

I spoke with PEN ADMINs BILL and BOB, it seems that although you are a fundamentally evil, psychotic bastard, we believe that you truly are a ROTH fan. It seems that your CHLORONINE count in your blood stream is high. You might be useful in that you are a loser that posts way-too-much, and you will obviously pad our post-count in the SHEEP PEN with your stupid bullshit. Welcome to the SHEEP PEN!

Besides, you are obviously a mentally defective sociopathic moron that needs help and direction, and I believe that our ALAN THE PANTHER philosophy of peace, love, and SHEEP SHEARING will give you the guidance you seek! Join us or be banned by IP! The choice is yours asshole.

Again, welcome to the PEN fucker! And if you ever call me RIKKI again...I'll kill you!

Your fellow SHEEP PEN ADMIN,

RIKK.

And that was truly the gratest day in my pathetic life! I openly wept in fact. So much so that my girlfriend at the time came home and saw me crying. She said, "why are you crying with your pants unzipped? And why are there pictures of SHEEP on your computer screen? EEEUUUUOOOHHHH!!"

She quickly left and I never saw her again,, but I still have my wool wooby to keep me warm at night!

VIVA la' SHEEP PEN MOTHERFUCKERS! And DAVID LEE ROTH IS THE ONLY SINGER OF VAN HALEN!

[DLR7884]

Fuck this, lets induct Wayne L.

He's a lying pile of shit and we all can't stand him.

He's spamming up the site with his fucking lies, including in MAIN.

Fucking dumb 41 year old hick who lives at home with mommy...

DLR7884

[Rikk]

You know what...that's not a bad fuckin' idea. I can't stand WAYNE L...

I can't type it up at the moment, but I will later...

[FasterPussycat]

Guys...How about give a peace a chance???

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Guys...How about give a peace a chance???

How about shut the fuck up, cunt?

Nobody asked for you to open that cock garage and express your stupid, redneck thoughts.

DLR7884
Have a nice weekend.

[DLR7884]

BOO!

[DLR7884]

LOL.

Scared the shit out of ya, huh?

DLR7884
I am one sick fuck....

[DLR7884]

Hello?

Is anybody out there?

DLR7884

[Nickdfresh]

Holy shit! Scared 'em all away dude!:D

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Rikk
I was thinking TOM VU...:D

That would make for a hilarious induction.

Do me a favor, Pen brothers...keep an eye out for other annoying sheep in the next 16 hours or so...

i think tom vu is someone just fucking around

kind of like 3 lock cock

[vanzilla]

To the honorable soldiers of the Roth Army Forums....

We here at the SHEEP PEN have reached unchartered territory - 10,000 posts. And we couldn't have done it without all of the love and support from our beloved Roth-riffic troops.

When reaching a plateau of this magnitude, many would traditionally reflect on all of the events that have led to such an occasion. But rather than look back on all that we've accomplished, I'd rather focus on the future....on what we have yet to achieve.

I envision a day when the SHEEP of the world will be rehabilitated. Shorn from their Hagar-esque world of sub-par pop rock, and free from their Michael Anthony mane of back hair.

I envision a day when people say "I can't believe it's 2010 and Dave and Eddie are still rocking. Thank goodness the ROTH ARMY made it possible."

I envision one day in Cleveland when Dave, Ed, Al, and Mike are inducted into the ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME...and we are sitting in the front row watching it all take place.

And finally - I envision a plethora of hot naked chicks caressing my back in a pool of warm lime jello...
Wait a minute - that's a speech I'm supposed to give to the OTHER message board I post on. We hit 69,000 posts yesterday.


As the newest member of the SHEEP PEN, I'd personally like to thank Rikk and Bob for showing me the ropes around the board and teaching me the rich heritage behind such a prestigious thread. You are the Obi-Wans to my Skywalker.

And to DLR7884, NICKDFRESH, BILL LUMBERGH, MATT WHITE, TJVH0U812, and ACADEMIC PUNK (M.I.A) - thanks for inviting me in with open arms. Please consider using deodorant next time.

See you at 20,000!
Vanzilla.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Guys...How about give a peace a chance???

How's about giving van a peice?

[tjvhou812]

..............SHEEP PEN.....HEADQUARTERS........................

So the sheep pen hits 10,000 post....

holy fucking shit, who would have believed it.

I remember when the pen first started, and it wasn't a pretty site...lol

but 10,000 post is a milestone, and its just the first of many to come..

So for all you dave bashers out their, dont worry we will find you

and put you in your rightful place.......

you know what i mean, you fuck with the dave, you get the pen

and their is always a extra cart laying around somewhere

so it looks like 20,000 is right around the corner.

more sheep will be inducted..... and more sheep will be owned

you gotta love it......................................

and the pen is family like.........lots of nice people here

all the admins are kickass mofo,s

well im gonna shut the fuck up now.....

and i would like to thank......rikk....max.....and....G_R

for making the pen possible

roth and roll

and fuck you all...........cheers

[Matt White]

*****SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT*****

DATELINE 5/20/05

THe SHEEP PEN. Where to begin. I joined the rockin' DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY in June of 2004. Partly from stopping by to check out the latest news on the greatest frontman in rock history & partly to see what the SHEEPEOPLE were saying about the 2004 FLEECE THE SHEEP tour. Trade some barbs with some idiots, and met some very cool people in the prosess.

A month into my being here....THE SHEEP PEN was born! RIKK's ingenuity, along with the razor wits of GUWAPO ROCKER & MAX, gave birth to a place where the SHEEPEOPLE were given no quarter and called on their hideous musical taste.

It is a proud moment when I look back and see that I posted on page #1 of the PEN!! Prouder still that I was asked to join a collective of DAVID LEE ROTH fanatics, "Desperate Men in search of Desperate fortune", in the words of DIAMOND DAVE & Captain BLOOD!
Many SHEEP were sheared in the last 10+ months. Cancers like LSD, Knowitall, BaltimoreAssHole, Robenez, & Scubba.

Some, Like RockVanHalen69 & Tjvhou812 were not only engaged, they were shown the light..that DAVID LEE ROTH IS VAN HALEN.
This my friends is the true essence of the SHEEP PEN: The enlightenment of those lost souls who have lost their way. Bring a person to an understanding that DAVID LEE ROTH & CLASSIC VAN HALEN ARE THE GREATEST AMERICAN HARD ROCK BAND IN HISTORY.

I am extremely proud of the SHEEP PEN reaching it's FIRST 10,000 post, but the NEXT 10,000 will be just as monumental and important.
ROTH ON BROTHERS & SISTERS!!!!:D