The Sheep Pen

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Lou
I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky Bun-day :D

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, FIGS.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Figs
So she is banned. I hope you are all happy, you certainly seem to be. But where does it all end?? Who's next?? You might as well ban Christmas!

This is a great site, my friend. The mods here are smart. It's pretty damn clear to me that they wouldn't ban ANYONE unless it were under the most extreme circumstances.

The other thing about this is not ALL of this was clear from just the posts here. There was SO MUCH shit behind the scenes, a lot of conversations that have been had or threats made behind the scenes...plus histories going way back that have NOT been cleared up. FAB is the last person that will be banned for ages, I believe. Well, except for Katydid.:D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
After badhorsie's earlier comments we've actually had an outpouring of emotions from several sheep pen residents........here's cock's take............and grab a tissue, this gets emotional..........


"I geess thh firz timme I meet fab wuz in the outhouuuse outside mayyy trilerr park. shee gave greeat hed. afteer ahe finnished wit the dog then she satred on me"

Jesus Christ, I'm pissing myself. My stomach is hurting, Bill!:D

[lms2]

Originally posted by Figs
So she is banned. I hope you are all happy, you certainly seem to be. But where does it all end?? Who's next?? You might as well ban Christmas!

"Dirty Movies" will never be the same again.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin',
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand,
Or so I have read.

Don't worry Figgy, you can still see her around. I will miss you.

Anybody fucks with Christmas, answers to me.

I have put off posting here. Gosh, I would like to say I will miss her, but I am not a liar. I would like to say am sad to see her go-but I wish it would have happened a week after she started posting. I wish I could I stay the hell out of, but thats just not my style either.

To those of you who are afraid the soap opera is over...I would like to point out that "we've only just begun".

So, parting words to Fab. Jump in on this thread beatch. I double dog dare ya. But see, even I know thats not funny. Almost as bad as slaggin a kid.

So, what can I say. Fabulous Shadow is no more-and I will drink to that!

(Hey Rikk, do you wanna get a beer? I might actually get some of YOUR attention now.)

CHEERS!

[MAX]

Let's see, how would I like to remember Fab?

Hmmmmm........ Well, first of all I was extremely surprised when I first noticed her posting here at the Army. I'd pretty much forgotten about her since she was banned at Brett's site. I did get along with her ok out of respect to my then friend Wolfman. However, what shocked me the most is that ever since I became a part of the Van Halen Online Community, Fabulous Shadow was always and extremely Anti-David Lee Roth. Anyway, she came here and had a following from DDLR.com where I soon learned that she was recently banned. Big surprise there aye? Upon learning this and watching a new soap opera unfold at the Army, I ventured over to Von's and read what had transpired. Yep, same sweet ol' gal that we all grew to love at the Links. I read the threats to a stellar guy OLO and immediately became worried as to what she would do here. I proceeded to notify a couple of moderators as to what we might be dealing with and they listened a bit. Time went on and Fab acted ok. I even shared several kind PM's with her. Slowly but surely the same old Fab garbage came into play. Fighting, giving Hagar props but trying to be sneaky about it so we could get the inevitable "Who ME?" bullshit.

Fab PM'ed me claiming that tons of people had been privately asking if she would post a review of he Van Hagar concert but she was "afraid" to post it in Main? Go figure and I wonder why? LOL. I told her to go ahead but remember that this is the DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY. She posted her first and it was very Pro-Spamola. She tried to make it a little PC for the Army but ultimately could not control herself, her love for Van Hagar and proceeded to gloat that she was indeed attending three more shows and was ecstatic about doing so. Now, that's all fine and dandy but not here!!!! Then again, where else could she post to such a large audience? After her other shows she thought the rest of us wanted to chant along with her how stellar it is having Van Hagar back as she posted yet another "I love Van Hagar" concert review in Main. Well, I moved it and things started to slowly go array.

She then made her now infamous "Sammy is sexy" post. She now claims it was a joke when we all know it was clearly intended to stir the pot. Well, Rikk and I chuckled and made a couple of lighthearted posts about putting her in there as a full-fledged sheep for the comment. Then all hell broke loose. Simultaneously, I invited her "boyfriend" and my then friend (or so I thought) to post here. Well he did and was greeted with an extremely warm welcome. Fab wanted NONE of that cos she was also envisioning her own love story with one of our mods behind the scenes who also happened to be a friend of mine. Fab then went apeshit on me because the Army was "HER'S" and how dare I ruin her place of flirting and lying by inviting stellar people to join? It snowballed from there and I lost a buddy who has no idea what she was doing behind his back.

In closing, Fab Shadow NEVER should have been here in the first place. Why, you may ask? She NEVER WAS nor CURRENTLY IS a fan of The Toastmaster General of Rock and Roll!!!!! Her message board record truly speaks for itself. With all of that said, hopefully we can put all of this evil Stefano DiMera bullshit behind us and Roth on!!!!!

Goodbye Fab!!!!! Once again, you did this to yourself and will NOT be missed!!!!

[AJW]

Originally posted by lms2
Don't worry Figgy, you can still see her around. I will miss you.

Anybody fucks with Christmas, answers to me.

I have put off posting here. Gosh, I would like to say I will miss her, but I am not a liar. I would like to say am sad to see her go-but I wish it would have happened a week after she started posting. I wish I could I stay the hell out of, but thats just not my style either.

To those of you who are afraid the soap opera is over...I would like to point out that "we've only just begun".

So, parting words to Fab. Jump in on this thread beatch. I double dog dare ya. But see, even I know thats not funny. Almost as bad as slaggin a kid.

So, what can I say. Fabulous Shadow is no more-and I will drink to that!

(Hey Rikk, do you wanna get a beer? I might actually get some of YOUR attention now.)

CHEERS!

Now that's my kind of woman.

[rockvanhalen66]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
i always have the memories............

bill when i told you to find the round room you found the whole house..

[Matt White]

GOOD RIDANCE FLAB SHADOW!!!
I am SO glad that BITCH was told to "HIT THE SKIDS"!!!!!


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!

[OLO]

Glad to see Fab wont be dragging down the ARMY any longer.

I highley doubt she isnt allready trying to find a way back under another name. Remember this nut case cant let anything go, even after she has been trashed and the truth be known about her she wont give up ever.

I would keep a eye out for her.

[MAX]

Originally posted by OLO
Glad to see Fab wont be dragging down the ARMY any longer.

I highley doubt she isnt allready trying to find a way back under another name. Remember this nut case cant let anything go, even after she has been trashed and the truth be known about her she wont give up ever.

I would keep a eye out for her.

Fab to the Army:

"WELL, I WON'T JUST BE IGNORED!!!!!"




Thanks OLO!

P.S. A word to the wise around here....... If you own a rabbit and don't want it boiled? I'd suggest that you hide it.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
bill when i told you to find the round room you found the whole house..

LMFAO! :D

[Bill Lumbergh]

My thoughts on the Fabulous Shadow era here at the Army? Well, at first I really just ignored her. Every thread in Non turned into a war(Everyone against Fab) To be honest it bored the fuck outta me........I knew she was into Hagar, and had been banned everywhere else, but I didnt give a flying fuck at the time. I didnt find her funny or interesting in the least. However, that started changing when EVERY SINGLE thread I clicked on featured the sick ramblings of this dumb bitch. Strike One.

Next , people started posting all of her anti-Dave diatribes. They were very vicious, and that's the fastest way to make enemies here. She is nothing more than an attention whore........"Oh, who wants to see my big tits?" "No, you cant see them, but thanks for paying attention to me for the last 3 weeks in this thread"

I Pmed Fab once offering my support after seeing her viciously torn apart by a couple members(good job guys! ). I guess I just felt sorry for her. She recently pmed ME for the first time, asking for my support.........ONLY because she knows Rikk, Max, etc. are buddies of mine. She was in a difficult situation and she would have used anybody(or any means) to stay here. I can handle the sheep( I actually enjoy them at times) and even hateful assholes........but Fab?! Well she just didnt belong here. And after this weekend she's just a bad memory for most of us. The Army will go on, strong as ever. (Serious mode turned off)

[MAX]

Hey Bill,

I think that's the longest post you've ever written to date? LOL!!!!
Regardless, a good one.

What are your thought's regarding the middle east? lol. Seriously, that was stellar and much appreciated. You are a stellar addition to The Pen and I'm glad Rothtard Rikki brought you in.

Back to Pen business (Sorry to interrupt the Fugly speeches ) but what are your thought's parolling Poop Boy? I say if he dumps his gay-assed avatar, he's...........


Born Free!!!!!!!!!

I don't know how to use photoshop but use just your imagination and pretend the dolphins are sheep? You'll get the idea? LOL!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Oh, no doubt that's my longest post ever. I usually get right to the point.........

[Bill Lumbergh]

Now for my scene by scene take on the Godfather series............grab a couple cups of coffee......... Seriously though, thanks for the props bro! DAVE OR THE MOTHERFUCKING GRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!