Lifes Unanswered Questions

[YankeeRose]

When you're vaccuuming and it won't pick up something, why do you pick it up by hand, look it over, then drop it back on the floor for the vaccuum to get?

[Ozzy Fudd]

My Other sister Terri Guess i should have said that Sorry Yr

[SoCalChelle]

If corn oil comes from corn and motor oil comes from motors, where does baby oil come from?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Susie Q
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?

You don't. You wake up and do it again...

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
If corn oil comes from corn and motor oil comes from motors, where does baby oil come from?

LMAO

[Ozzy Fudd]

or when you sit on the Toilet and your balls hit the cold watter
thats a chilling fealing

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by YankeeRose
Not really..just some strong wind and rain..I was just talking to Ozzy about you. The last he heard was your daughter telling him that you said, "oh my God, Here comes the mountain" . I'm glad you and yours are fine...I was worrying...

Naw...that was my sister saying to HER daughter when she was on the phone, "Oh my GOD, here comes another mud slide." Then the phone went dead. So, there has been no contact with my sister as of yet. The sherrifs were called down there and they are unable to get up on the mountain to see if they are ok. We are at a standstill right now....

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
If corn oil comes from corn and motor oil comes from motors, where does baby oil come from?

Motor oil does not come from motors...

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
My Other sister Terri Guess i should have said that Sorry Yr

.....oh.....color me sheepishly embarassed...


I still hope and pray that all is ok.

[SoCalChelle]

I think George Carlin said this one....

If Firefighters fight fires
and Crime fighters fight crime
what do Freedom fighters fight?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Actually they do...

Listen more closely...

It's the reason you can understand what they are saying...

hmmmm.....

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Motor oil does not come from motors...

Picky picky :p

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Susie Q
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

I do not do this...

[Susie Q]

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I do not do this...

Awwww come on! I bet you do! HA!:p