Lifes Unanswered Questions

[Ozzy Fudd]

If E=Mc 2 then What's the deal with this so called advanced space project think about that for a minute. your head would ache.

[YankeeRose]

If 2 is company, and 3 is a crowd...what are 4 and 5?

[SoCalChelle]

Do bald people get dandruff?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by YankeeRose
If 2 is company, and 3 is a crowd...what are 4 and 5?

Numbers

[SoCalChelle]

Why doesn't baking soda freeze?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Do bald people get dandruff?

Yes

[Warham]

How much wood can you chug...I mean chuck?

[SoCalChelle]

Can a person with no ears wear glasses?

[Warham]

Sure...

Morpheus in the Matrix.

[SoCalChelle]

Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

[Warham]

Rhetorical question, perhaps?

[SoCalChelle]

Could be

When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

[Warham]

They have a good sense of humor?

[SoCalChelle]

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Numbers

no...4 and 5 are 9...