Lifes Unanswered Questions

[SoCalChelle]

Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: rub a dub dub, three men in a tub?

[freak]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Motor oil does not come from motors...

It comes from babies???

*Looks at AutoZone receipt*

Imagine my guilt.

[freak]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Or do dyslexics?

[SoCalChelle]

If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?

[SoCalChelle]

Why is Bra singular and Panties plural?

[navybabyjosh]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound?

lb. is short for libra, the Latin word for a weight that was approximately a pound.

[freak]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

I imagine it's because of how they get on your nerves for those 364 days.

The milk carton lottery.

My mother played it religiously.

Don't cry for me though. I learned how to eat around the razor blades....eventually.

[SoCalChelle]

Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?

[navybabyjosh]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?

TO COVER THEIR BUTTS!

[SoCalChelle]

LOL, good point

[SoCalChelle]

Where'd Susie go?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
I want my fuckin' cheetos.

Grab some damn doritos and call it a love story already!:p

[freak]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?

Because doped up babies are farking dangerous behind the wheel.

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Where'd Susie go?

I was reading PM's and answering them.

[Susie Q]

Why is this thread getting attention and katy did isn't?