Lifes Unanswered Questions

[SoCalChelle]

If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

[Dr. Love]

Where are my cheetos? And why is my dick orange?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Where are my cheetos? And why is my dick orange?

I would say you ate all your cheetos with your mouth and gave yourself a hummer in the process.

[Susie Q]

Why are pennies bigger than dimes?

[Susie Q]

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

[Susie Q]

Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?

[Susie Q]

What's the opposite of opposite?

[Susie Q]

If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

[Susie Q]

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?

[Dr. Love]

I want my fuckin' cheetos.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Susie Q
What's the opposite of opposite?

Same! Finally, I know the answer!

[SoCalChelle]

If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?

[SoCalChelle]

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

[SoCalChelle]

How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?

[YankeeRose]

How can anyone trust their kids to a man that runs around the world with a glove on one hand singing "Beat It"?