R.I.P. The United States of America

[Guitar Shark]

Yep, bob's outlook is the correct one for those of us who voted for the other guy.

FORD, make sure you take all your medication. It ain't worth popping a blood vessel over.

[Sgt Schultz]

Wow, I haven't laughed that hard since I saw 'Team America.'

[FORD]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Oh my fucking God. He even got the popular vote this time. Can't get any more legit than that.

Go outside and take a breather.

Like I said, show me the ballots.

If you can prove each and every vote Junior received, then I will projectile vomit for a couple hours and then reluctantly accept him as a legitimate President.

But we both know that can't happen because half of his votes are fraudulent vaporware.

[Warham]

Some people continue to be delusional. No changing them now.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Warham
Some people continue to be delusional. No changing them now.

Maybe, but it makes for interesting reading

[Warham]

Originally posted by FORD
Like I said, show me the ballots.

If you can prove each and every vote Junior received, then I will projectile vomit for a couple hours and then reluctantly accept him as a legitimate President.

But we both know that can't happen because half of his votes are fraudulent vaporware.

I would think you would have an even harder time proving that Kerry deserved every vote he received, with all the moveon.org thugs intimidating people at polling places, fraud in liberal Philadelphia where several machines had hundreds of Kerry votes before the polls even started, Democrats registering people five or six times in Ohio, liberals registering in New York and Florida, and let's not forget voting at several precincts in the same county. I think you have alot to prove FORD.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by bueno bob

What I liked about Kerry is his idea to give incentives to companies in America NOT to outsource their jobs. This very thing is what cost me my job with Microsoft, and I've been sitting on my ass ever since that happened.

Yes, I will admit this is a good thing. Hopefully both parties can work together toward this end.




What in the hell am I thinking? Of course they won't.

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by Warham
Gotta love the fact that Ohio is in the Bible Belt.

just the southern part of the state. they hold the rest of us back.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by FORD
Like I said, show me the ballots.

If you can prove each and every vote Junior received, then I will projectile vomit for a couple hours and then reluctantly accept him as a legitimate President.

But we both know that can't happen because half of his votes are fraudulent vaporware.

Ha!

If you count six votes a minute 10 hours a day then you'll have done 100 million in 75 years.

Have fun...

[seenbad]

lol!

You're fucking CRAZY dude.

Viva BUSH.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by FORD
Like I said, show me the ballots.

If you can prove each and every vote Junior received, then I will projectile vomit for a couple hours and then reluctantly accept him as a legitimate President.

But we both know that can't happen because half of his votes are fraudulent vaporware.

You should be happy. Your boy has a chance now for '08:

[aesop]

Originally posted by FORD
Like I said, show me the ballots.

If you can prove each and every vote Junior received, then I will projectile vomit for a couple hours and then reluctantly accept him as a legitimate President.

But we both know that can't happen because half of his votes are fraudulent vaporware.

That's just retarded, dude. You're taking the term 'sore loser' to a all-new level. You've been eating at the Jesse Jackson drivel-table too long.

Too funny. Hey, there's always France (or Quebec)

[Seshmeister]

Hilary doesn't look right in that pic...

[Nickdfresh]

Re: R.I.P. The United States of America

Originally posted by FORD
America is dead. It officially died on December 12, 2000, but I held out some hope for a resurrection. Now even that hope is gone.

You want me to believe George Bush Jr won this election?

Then you show me EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING BALLOT with his name on it. Not a printout from an Access Database at the Diebold corporation.

Not the corrupt word of Jeb Bush or Uncle Tom Blackwell.

Produce the ACTUAL GODDAMNED BALLOTS.

What, you can't do that?

Then you can't prove Junior won shit.

For everyone who thought gay marriage was a bigger threat to this country than a drunken cokehead lying us into war,

FUCK YOU TRAITOROUS SHITBAGS. YOU WILL BURN IN HELL RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR FALSE MESSIAH AND FUHRER

America is dead. Long live the Fourth Reich

I think the election results suck too Ford. But that is some harsh hyperbole!:eek:

[FORD]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
You should be happy. Your boy has a chance now for '08:

There won't be an election in 2008. Or if there is one, it will be about as legit as Saddam Hussein's last election in 2002-2003. This one wasn't far from it.