How America's Catholic Church crucified itself

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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35753

    Originally posted by Hardrock69
    Hey Sesh, I would think Kermit's arm is about to fall off by now....he has only been jacking off Fozzy Bear for what, a month now?
    :D
    Posts like this are great when people stumble across the thread months later and your avatar has changed by then...:D

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    • Hardrock69
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2005
      • 21897

      LMFAO!!!!

      :D

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      • WARF
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 15347

        Originally posted by Hardrock69

        If you cannot exist without the Jesus, you are a weak individual. True strength is when you can exist without a crutch.

        Prove to me that he is not real.

        I was a god hater and non believer a year ago.

        So I'll listen to anyone's story and not be judgemental.

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        • BigBadBrian
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jan 2004
          • 10625

          Originally posted by Hardrock69

          There are several billion people on this planet who get along just fine without the Jesus thing.

          That's right...they have the Mohammed/Allah thing, the Buddha thing, the Jewish thing, the Shinto thing, the Hindu cow worshipping thing, etc.

          Let go of the hate, dude.
          “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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          • BigBadBrian
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 10625

            Originally posted by WARF
            I'm gonna break this down from what I've gathered.

            God = Father

            Jesus = Son

            Anyone who accepts Jesus as god, by the mouth and heart will be saved.... (Catholics, Born Again Christians, Lutherians etc etc)

            When you accept this god gives you a spirit.

            When you recieve this spirit, you are now one of GOD'S CHILDREN.

            So if Jesus is the son of god... and those who believe are the children of god... doesn't that make Jesus our brother?

            So just like Jesus died on the cross to save us from our sins... he gives us the power of prayer to forgive others!

            So what does that mean?

            I think us Christians have the power to forgive others into heaven!

            But then again... we are just the jury in god's court.

            God is the final judge,
            Preach it, brutha, preach it!!!
            “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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            • WARF
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 15347

              Originally posted by BigBadBrian
              Preach it, brutha, preach it!!!
              Not bad for a weak minded, crutch needing fool? :D

              Merry CHRISTmas everyone.

              "mas" meaning more in Spanish.

              I wish everyone MORE CHRIST for the hollidays.

              Especially my good friend in the John Kerry avatar!

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              • Hardrock69
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2005
                • 21897

                Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                That's right...they have the Mohammed/Allah thing, the Buddha thing, the Jewish thing, the Shinto thing, the Hindu cow worshipping thing, etc.

                Let go of the hate, dude.
                Not to mention the "Agnostic thing".

                Shrieking about Jesus is not a requirement for anyone to be spiritually alive.

                What hate? I speak facts.
                I don't "hate" Christians.

                You just cannot accept that there are people out there who actually know the history of the Christian religion, and it does not agree with the fairy tale that most Christians have been brainwashed to believe.

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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21897

                  Originally posted by WARF
                  Prove to me that he is not real.

                  I was a god hater and non believer a year ago.

                  So I'll listen to anyone's story and not be judgemental.
                  Prove to me JEE-ZUSSS-AH is real.

                  Prove it.

                  Tell us his address, what kind of car he drives, etc.

                  If he truly was alive, he would be the biggest celebrity of all time, and would be in the newspapers and on CNN every day of the week.

                  I have listened to everyone's story, and without being judgemental, I can honestly state the REALITY:

                  The only way that a 2000-year-old human can be alive is if he is some kind of zombified skeletal mummy motherfucker.

                  And that kind of stuff is in the realm of fantasy.

                  Faith has nothing to do with it.

                  The definition of faith is: Believing in something that does not exist. Something that is NOT REAL.

                  Most people that believe in something that does not exist all live in the same type of facility....those that have rubber rooms, custom-fitted white coats with extra long sleeves, and nice muscle-bound creeps in white who make sure you take your Thorazine™ every day.

                  Believing in something that is real does not require faith. I believe in the telephone pole across the street. I do not have to have faith in it, because it does already exist.

                  It is one thing to have faith in a God, who typically has no physical form, and basically does not exist in the physical world.

                  But having faith that a human who has been dead for 2,000 years is somehow still alive is something else entirely.

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    Do you believe that you have a spirit ??

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                    • Hardrock69
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 21897

                      That is irrelevant.
                      My post above was about belieiving that humans can live for 2,000 years.

                      Sorry, it is not possible.

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                      • BigBadBrian
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10625

                        Originally posted by Hardrock69
                        Prove to me JEE-ZUSSS-AH is real.

                        Prove it.

                        Tell us his address, what kind of car he drives, etc.

                        If he truly was alive, he would be the biggest celebrity of all time, and would be in the newspapers and on CNN every day of the week.

                        I have listened to everyone's story, and without being judgemental, I can honestly state the REALITY:

                        The only way that a 2000-year-old human can be alive is if he is some kind of zombified skeletal mummy motherfucker.

                        And that kind of stuff is in the realm of fantasy.

                        Faith has nothing to do with it.

                        The definition of faith is: Believing in something that does not exist. Something that is NOT REAL.

                        Most people that believe in something that does not exist all live in the same type of facility....those that have rubber rooms, custom-fitted white coats with extra long sleeves, and nice muscle-bound creeps in white who make sure you take your Thorazine™ every day.

                        Believing in something that is real does not require faith. I believe in the telephone pole across the street. I do not have to have faith in it, because it does already exist.

                        It is one thing to have faith in a God, who typically has no physical form, and basically does not exist in the physical world.

                        But having faith that a human who has been dead for 2,000 years is somehow still alive is something else entirely.
                        You've given this same, sorry-assed rant before. It makes no sense.

                        Faith means everything...like I have faith you are an idiot.

                        Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. Hebrews 11:1
                        “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          Originally posted by Hardrock69

                          My post above was about belieiving that humans can live for 2,000 years.
                          Jesus is not a human being as he was 2000 years ago, but he is alive...

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            The Spirit IN Man!


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                            • Seshmeister
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Oct 2003
                              • 35753

                              Wow that's a really ignorant website. Whales should be cleverer than people because they have bigger brains but they aren't because humans have souls? Then offers 'proof' which is just citing crap from the bible.

                              It's like going back in a time machine 500 years to a pre science age. It's pretty ironic that jokers like that spout their crap on the internet...

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                              • Hardrock69
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 21897

                                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                Posts like this are great when people stumble across the thread months later and your avatar has changed by then...:D
                                I am going to laugh in 6 months....

                                But then, I am laughing at some of the posts in here now for other reasons...

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