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Hey, Happy Bufday Guitar Shark...
POW!
Hey, Happy Bufday Guitar Shark...
POW!
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LMAO! Hey, you heard what he said about lawyers! :DOriginally posted by Guitar Shark
Maybe they were yodas.
Happy Birthday GS! :pKnowing and believing are two very different things.
It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.Comment
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Thanks guys...
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Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.Comment
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But not before, eh?Originally posted by Warham
Second: Yes, incest was wrong after the Ten Commandments were laid down.
So if it were not for guys fucking their own sisters and mothers, the human race would not have survived, eh?Comment
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Herein lies the problem I have with it too...Originally posted by Hardrock69
But not before, eh?
So if it were not for guys fucking their own sisters and mothers, the human race would not have survived, eh?
...the biblical hypocrites say yes, indeed it was ok. In fact, that would imply, according to Warham, that we are all decended from a bunch of MOTHERFUCKERS in the very biblical sense of the term! :DKnowing and believing are two very different things.
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Therein we must also decide, exactly when did sucking on those titties go from being a nursing and security thing, to a sexual and pornographic thing??? :D
Again, I say EEEWWWWWWwwwwww!!Knowing and believing are two very different things.
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Not just once either.Originally posted by Hardrock69
But not before, eh?
So if it were not for guys fucking their own sisters and mothers, the human race would not have survived, eh?
Remember Noah had his wife lined up against a wall while his sons fucked her good style.
Poor woman was 120 at the time too...
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"Well, yes, nothing's wrong with science. Ya know, between, between air conditioning and the Pope, I'll take air conditioning". Harry BlockOriginally posted by Keeyth
Interesting that you chose to become a preacher then, as it is commonly accepted that science disproves religion...Comment
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Hey! Where was THAT in the bible???? I would have paid more attention in bible study!!Originally posted by Seshmeister
Not just once either.
Remember Noah had his wife lined up against a wall while his sons fucked her good style.
Poor woman was 120 at the time too...
Shoot, I wanna read that part! :DKnowing and believing are two very different things.
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Strange, all I´ve ever needed for guidance was my common sense. Has been working fine for me for decades now!Originally posted by ELVIS
I think it's important to consult with, In my case, Pastor Danny, my spiritual leader for guidance...
BTW, where´s the applause for the guy who started this kick-ass thread??
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LMAO!Originally posted by Seshmeister
"Well, yes, nothing's wrong with science. Ya know, between, between air conditioning and the Pope, I'll take air conditioning". Harry Block
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Feeding two animals of every species on that small boat must have kept her strong into her old age.Originally posted by Keeyth
Hey! Where was THAT in the bible???? I would have paid more attention in bible study!!
Shoot, I wanna read that part! :D
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I'd feed her my animal twice a day! :DKnowing and believing are two very different things.
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My young man, it was not an act of physicality that impregnated the Virgin Mary. It was immalculate conception, something like invitro in these end days. Your carnal minds will always try to associate sex with faith.
Yes, Mary was 15 but God asks us to abide by the laws of the land. Back then 2,000 years ago. 15 was a legal age for a girl to marry, much like the Latin countries have a quinciera for there 15 year old women.
God has good taste in women for he picked the Virgin Mary.
Peace,
Pastor B.S.
Hi Roth Army members. Pastor Bruce is here to lend his advice and wisdom to all of you. Are you stuck in a bind, confused, or lost? Well, now you can PM me for counsel or prayer.
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