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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21897

    LMFAO!!!

    Hey, Happy Bufday Guitar Shark...

    POW!

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    • Keeyth
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Apr 2004
      • 3010

      Originally posted by Guitar Shark
      Maybe they were yodas.
      LMAO! Hey, you heard what he said about lawyers! :D

      Happy Birthday GS! :p
      Knowing and believing are two very different things.

      It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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      • Guitar Shark
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7579

        Thanks guys...
        ROTH ARMY MILITIA


        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
        Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21897

          Originally posted by Warham

          Second: Yes, incest was wrong after the Ten Commandments were laid down.
          But not before, eh?

          So if it were not for guys fucking their own sisters and mothers, the human race would not have survived, eh?

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          • Keeyth
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Apr 2004
            • 3010

            Originally posted by Hardrock69
            But not before, eh?

            So if it were not for guys fucking their own sisters and mothers, the human race would not have survived, eh?
            Herein lies the problem I have with it too...

            ...the biblical hypocrites say yes, indeed it was ok. In fact, that would imply, according to Warham, that we are all decended from a bunch of MOTHERFUCKERS in the very biblical sense of the term! :D
            Knowing and believing are two very different things.

            It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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            • Keeyth
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Apr 2004
              • 3010

              Therein we must also decide, exactly when did sucking on those titties go from being a nursing and security thing, to a sexual and pornographic thing??? :D

              Again, I say EEEWWWWWWwwwwww!!
              Knowing and believing are two very different things.

              It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35754

                Originally posted by Hardrock69
                But not before, eh?

                So if it were not for guys fucking their own sisters and mothers, the human race would not have survived, eh?
                Not just once either.

                Remember Noah had his wife lined up against a wall while his sons fucked her good style.

                Poor woman was 120 at the time too...

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                • Seshmeister
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Oct 2003
                  • 35754

                  Originally posted by Keeyth
                  Interesting that you chose to become a preacher then, as it is commonly accepted that science disproves religion...
                  "Well, yes, nothing's wrong with science. Ya know, between, between air conditioning and the Pope, I'll take air conditioning". Harry Block

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                  • Keeyth
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 3010

                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    Not just once either.

                    Remember Noah had his wife lined up against a wall while his sons fucked her good style.

                    Poor woman was 120 at the time too...
                    Hey! Where was THAT in the bible???? I would have paid more attention in bible study!!
                    Shoot, I wanna read that part! :D
                    Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                    It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                    • kentuckyklira
                      Veteran
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 1776

                      Originally posted by ELVIS
                      I think it's important to consult with, In my case, Pastor Danny, my spiritual leader for guidance...

                      Strange, all I´ve ever needed for guidance was my common sense. Has been working fine for me for decades now!

                      BTW, where´s the applause for the guy who started this kick-ass thread??
                      Last edited by kentuckyklira; 10-06-2005, 07:15 AM.
                      http://images.zeit.de/gesellschaft/z...ie-540x304.jpg

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                      • ELVIS
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 44120

                        Originally posted by Seshmeister
                        "Well, yes, nothing's wrong with science. Ya know, between, between air conditioning and the Pope, I'll take air conditioning". Harry Block
                        LMAO!


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                        • Pink Spider
                          Sniper
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 867

                          Originally posted by Keeyth
                          Hey! Where was THAT in the bible???? I would have paid more attention in bible study!!
                          Shoot, I wanna read that part! :D
                          Feeding two animals of every species on that small boat must have kept her strong into her old age.

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                          • Keeyth
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 3010

                            I'd feed her my animal twice a day! :D
                            Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                            It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                            • Pastor Bruce S.
                              Full On Cocktard
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 44

                              Originally posted by GAR
                              Pray for me, Pastor Bruce, that my minimal pigs-brain's understanding be increased regarding the Immaculate Conception passage not being the satutory rape it is generally written out to be.

                              The girl Mary, was 15 years old.

                              She was "overshadowed" and soon after, found to be "with child".

                              She was promised in marriage a virgin, yet by the time wedding vows went down she'd already been inseminated by some other body.

                              Thanks, Pastor Bruce! Thanks alot..
                              My young man, it was not an act of physicality that impregnated the Virgin Mary. It was immalculate conception, something like invitro in these end days. Your carnal minds will always try to associate sex with faith.

                              Yes, Mary was 15 but God asks us to abide by the laws of the land. Back then 2,000 years ago. 15 was a legal age for a girl to marry, much like the Latin countries have a quinciera for there 15 year old women.

                              God has good taste in women for he picked the Virgin Mary.

                              Peace,

                              Pastor B.S.



                              Hi Roth Army members. Pastor Bruce is here to lend his advice and wisdom to all of you. Are you stuck in a bind, confused, or lost? Well, now you can PM me for counsel or prayer.

                              Bless you all.

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                              • ace diamond
                                Full Member Status

                                • Sep 2004
                                • 3863

                                Originally posted by Hardrock69
                                Why?

                                Religion is just a valid subject as Republican Idiocy (and they tend to go hand in hand in many cases).
                                wrong.
                                i am a republican.
                                i laugh at the joke that is religion.
                                try again because you fail, once again.
                                Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                                When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                                "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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